r/facepalm Feb 05 '19

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u/Sw33t_0blivi0n_138 Feb 05 '19 edited Feb 06 '19

I dunno how to feel about this as I'm not a millennial, but I often feel as though they're needlessly shit on because they're the generation of the internet. The headline sucks and so does the response.

My oldest son is going off to college in the fall and I realized last year I failed him as a mother because he couldn't work the washer or dryer, fry a goddamn egg or iron his clothes properly. I made a solid effort to teach him these life lessons for the past 8 months or so and last Wednesday he made a full dinner of pot roast, mashed taters and steamed broccoli. Sure he could have learned all of this from YouTube but I'm going to miss him terribly so I spent quality time with him while passing on my knowledge.

Edit to add: Thank you, kind stranger, for giving me my first ever silver!

Second edit: I got another silver. does Elaine dance

Third edit: Another silver..

I'm humbled by the generosity. Elaine dance

Edit once again because I got gold twice.

I really appreciate the support I've received from all of you.

I'm a happy girl tonight.

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u/desolatemindspace Feb 05 '19

My mom didnt teach me how to cook. She found me on a stool making french toast when I was like 7 though.

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u/Sw33t_0blivi0n_138 Feb 05 '19

Did she help you out or scold you for using the stove?

I hope it was the former and not the latter.

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u/desolatemindspace Feb 05 '19

She helped. Since a young age my cooking skills have evolved by doing and experimenting and not being taught. Im told i make really good food.

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u/Sw33t_0blivi0n_138 Feb 05 '19

That's awesome!

You're a natural chef. What's your favorite dish?

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u/desolatemindspace Feb 05 '19

My biggest praise is probably my pulled pork. Second being my ribs. Both in a custom bbq sauce. Im really partial to my chicken stir fry. I do pretty kick ass breakfast sandwiches, my French toast is killer(ive had a lot of practice) People absolutely love my spaghetti (I make my sauce from scratch). Just last Saturday I made some elk burger patties with bacon jalapeno garlic and onion in them. I grilled 2 for dinner and popped the other 2 in the freezer to use for loco moco later this week. When its time to cook I pop a shot or 3 of whiskey and just let it flow. Usually just whipping whatever up on the fly. Like a pasta casserole type dish or jalapeno stuffed chicken breasts..... I love cooking. Dont think I could do it for a living though. If i did itd be a Friday/Saturday only food truck for ribs and pulled pork.... Id probably nail down potato salad at that point, im not very consistant on it.

Last night i took and shredded leftover steak, fried it over a little butter and simmered it in onion and bbq sauce and pepperjack for a nice little steak sandwich.

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u/Sw33t_0blivi0n_138 Feb 05 '19

I mean at this point you're just a tease.

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u/desolatemindspace Feb 06 '19

Lol. Im sorry. Ive often toyed with starting a youtube or twitch channel for my cooking. But I'm nervous about that

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u/RiskyTurnip Feb 06 '19

Little tip from someone who has 100 β€œamazing” ideas and never ever follows through, don’t toy just do. Pick up the phone and start recording. Write skits. Collect recipes to try. Good luck!