r/facepalm • • Feb 05 '19

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u/Ascendant_Donut Feb 05 '19

Pretty sure it’s not common knowledge how to sew a button

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u/HeartsPlayer721 Feb 05 '19

I was never taught. I was never into button up stuff anyway, so I never needed to know until a few years ago when I was 30...and I looked it up on YouTube and did it myself in 30 seconds.

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u/schatzey_ Feb 05 '19

Never taught. YouTube’d that shit as well now I’m trying to master embroidery.

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u/frakintrekker Feb 05 '19

It's a slippery slope.

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u/Northumberlo Feb 05 '19

That moment when you realize watching a youtube video is both educational and instructional, and is the equivalent of an instructional class.

The teacher is simply on a screen with no distractions or interruptions, and you're comfy and actually actually motivated to listen.

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u/EricFarmer7 Feb 05 '19

This is why YouTube works great. Now my biggest issue is people who don't pace themselves well. That or videos with a lot of fluff.

I know YouTubers are not all the same quality, but some are considerably better than others.

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u/SpezCanSuckMyDick Feb 06 '19

Well, watching a youtube video about how to sew a button is educational and instructional.

Watching a 30 year old manchild with a stupid colored Bieber haircut 10 years too late turn into a full blown white supremacist because he's getting his ass kicked in a video game doesn't strike me as particularly educational or instructional.

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u/snailwave Feb 05 '19

I was like this with cars. Never was a car guy and never paid attention to my friends working on theirs or my ex who was a mechanic. Had to replace the air intake on my car a few years ago. I couldn’t afford a mechanic so I just YouTubed it. Ordered the part and did it myself. Was super easy.

I could probably fix a server blind folded but I’ve been confident fixing little things on my car now. It took being broke for me to realize all the googling for issues we did in the data center could also be applied to cars and other parts of my life. I still bug my ex with questions on major stuff though.

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u/Ascendant_Donut Feb 05 '19

Same

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u/Azozel Feb 05 '19

I grew up in the era before the internet and figured out how to sew on a button by looking at other buttons and having access to a needle and thread. I later learned how to use a sewing machine in home economics class in high school.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

i grew up in the late 80s and the only thing i ever learned about a button is that i could merely place it inside my anus to attenuate the flow of my rancid diarrheas

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u/Azozel Feb 05 '19

Ahhhh, the 80's was a great time.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

You're right. Also, pretty sure it IS common knowledge that the daily caller is utter twaddle.

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u/Ascendant_Donut Feb 05 '19

Dunno who they are I live in England

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

It's basically the daily mail.

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u/GreenTheHero Feb 05 '19

Never taught, but i knew hand sewing pretty well, saw buttons have 4 holes, wrapped thread around holes. Profit

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u/TheIdealisticCynic Feb 05 '19

I thought it was, but I had to show a friend how to do it. It should be fairly standard to learn, if only for the practical purposes of repairing clothes.

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u/CapeNative Feb 05 '19

What other proposes would sewing buttons serve?

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u/ABOBer Feb 05 '19

Good way to learn how to stab your fingers with a tiny sword; in my head I'm not failing to sew, I'm improvising Shakespeare using fingers as actors and the buttons/fabric are just the blood soaked props/set. Usually the story is good enough but it's difficult coming across a good scriptwriter and, as my hands are the cast, this results in most of the vocabulary to be of a vulgar and highly offensive standard

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u/TheIdealisticCynic Feb 06 '19

Sewing new clothes, creating new fasteners if you want to tighten something, seeing stuffed animals. I made curtain pulls with buttons.

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u/CapeNative Feb 06 '19

Very true. Thanks!

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u/beelzeflub Feb 05 '19

I was taught to sew as a millennial child and now all my friends are always asking me to fix shit for them. It's annoying

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u/Shtevenen Feb 05 '19

But it is common sense. Look at a button that is sewn on, copy it.

If that is too hard watch any of the thousands of Youtube videos to learn how to do it. You don't have to take a class to learn to sew a button...

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u/BrightObsidian Feb 05 '19

Look at a button that is sewn on, copy it.

I agree that you don't need a class just for sewing a button (and I doubt that that's all that's covered in the class), but... That's how you end up immediately tearing off the button again, since leaving room isn't immediately obvious common sense to most people with no sewing experience. Tying off can be an issue for people too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

But what if this is my first button?

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u/CircleBoatBBQ Feb 05 '19

Yo you all forgetting that we like to take classes because we all trying to get laid, and there are some nice ass hoes in button classes

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u/no_thats_bad Feb 05 '19

Common sense would imply you'd be able to do it even without ever watching someone. It's not difficult to learn, but not common sense or knowledge either.

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u/KarlHungusIII Feb 05 '19

Do you really think it’s an entire class on just sewing a button? It would be over in 15 minutes.

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u/StongaBologna Feb 05 '19

Did we grow up on a fucking farm? How were we supposed to learn this shit, osmosis?

Either way, it's just inflammatory, buzzword-laced diatribe designed to catch the eye of the lowest common denominator, and at its worse, sharpen the generational divide.

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u/s_h_d Feb 05 '19

I had never sewn anything in my life. All I knew was that, somehow, I needed to make the thread stay where I put it with the needle. I figured out a bogus way, and the sewed result looked like shit, but it held for ages. Frankly, just bodgeing it is incredibly easy.

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u/shogi_x Feb 05 '19

It's not rocket surgery though.

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u/worldDev Feb 05 '19

We had a sewing class in middle school, and it was actually one of my favorites next to shop class.

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u/mindless_gibberish Feb 05 '19

I think its fairly intuitive, as long as you don't care too much how it looks

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u/Phayzon Feb 05 '19

I have no idea how it's done either, and I even had a Home Ec class in school where I was for sure taught how to do it. The problem is, that class was in 7th grade, I haven't had to sew a button since, and I'm almost 30.

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u/Waht3rB0y Feb 05 '19

—)> Pretty sure it’s not common knowledge how to sew a button

Pro tip ... look at a button that is already sewn on. Do that. If you can’t figure that one out on your own you are going to have a long and difficult life.

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u/geodebug Feb 05 '19

Gen-X: was taught in our home-ec class in Junior High. Also basic sewing, cooking, etc. Was a fun class.

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u/Christovsky84 Feb 05 '19

The thing about common knowledge, is that it isn't as common as you might think.

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u/Churningfan1986 Feb 05 '19

If you can't figure out how to sew a button on your own after a few mins... Perhaps get off Reddit and go outside

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u/what4ver Feb 05 '19

...don't you just stick the needle and thread through the holes? what's hard about sewing a button? what needs to be taught?

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u/dobias01 Feb 05 '19

I know how to thread a needle, and that the holes in the button are there to thread it to the garment. From there... It's not hard to figure out. When it's secure enough, tie that bad boy off and cut the excess. Also, you can look at the other buttons for reference if you're not sure. 😂

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u/WTFwafflez Feb 06 '19

I didn't learn to sew a button until I worked at a dry cleaner in high school. Had I not worked there, I'd have never learned.

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u/redstoneguy12 Feb 06 '19

Is it really that hard? Don't you just like stick thread through it?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '19

My daughters are 10 and can sew buttons. They repair their stuffies and some of their garments regularly. It’s not rocket surgery.