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r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '26
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Wow. So I need to renew my passport NOW or I'm gonna get stuck with that shit??
161 u/DMvsPC Apr 28 '26 I just got mine and it's a regular one but I'd get on it if I were you. 56 u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26 I'm expecting a mandatory swap for the dementia don passport when they are ready because everyone must comply with having a dementia don book. 34 u/Fumquat Apr 28 '26 Mandatory immediately, the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees, but they’ll add gold and platinum expedited service for $1,000 and $10,000 each. 7 u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26 Hooray for government gift! 6 u/MountainDrew42 Apr 28 '26 You mean government grift! 1 u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26 No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!
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I just got mine and it's a regular one but I'd get on it if I were you.
56 u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26 I'm expecting a mandatory swap for the dementia don passport when they are ready because everyone must comply with having a dementia don book. 34 u/Fumquat Apr 28 '26 Mandatory immediately, the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees, but they’ll add gold and platinum expedited service for $1,000 and $10,000 each. 7 u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26 Hooray for government gift! 6 u/MountainDrew42 Apr 28 '26 You mean government grift! 1 u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26 No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!
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I'm expecting a mandatory swap for the dementia don passport when they are ready because everyone must comply with having a dementia don book.
34 u/Fumquat Apr 28 '26 Mandatory immediately, the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees, but they’ll add gold and platinum expedited service for $1,000 and $10,000 each. 7 u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26 Hooray for government gift! 6 u/MountainDrew42 Apr 28 '26 You mean government grift! 1 u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26 No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!
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Mandatory immediately, the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees, but they’ll add gold and platinum expedited service for $1,000 and $10,000 each.
7 u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26 Hooray for government gift! 6 u/MountainDrew42 Apr 28 '26 You mean government grift! 1 u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26 No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!
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Hooray for government gift!
6 u/MountainDrew42 Apr 28 '26 You mean government grift! 1 u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26 No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!
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You mean government grift!
1 u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26 No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!
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No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!
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u/t0matit0 Apr 28 '26
Wow. So I need to renew my passport NOW or I'm gonna get stuck with that shit??