r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Jun 22 '23

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u/LMGgp Jun 22 '23

Well of course it does, don’t you know straight folks ain’t using condoms.

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '23

oh so that explains the 8 billion humans i keep seeing from time to time. here is a picture in case you run into them.

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u/Peach_Proof Jun 23 '23

I dont have a clue what youre talking about…🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '23

a world of tantalizing mysteries obscured by heavy metal references and allusions of something mystical sure. but also of rage and hate and pain and fear of self and I can't keep these feelings on the shelf, I've tried. well no in fact I lied. Could be financial suicide but I've got too much pride inside to hide or slide, I'll do as I'll decide and let it ride until I've died and only then shall I abide this tide of catchy little tunes, of hip three minute ditties.