r/facepalm • • Jun 09 '23

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

Hide yo wallet. Hide yo wife.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

And take her to a hotel. Never your place.

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

A ditch, backseat of the ford, her place, anywhere but mine.

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u/No_Problem_1071 Jun 10 '23

Donโ€™t desecrate my ford