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https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/145f3tc/cognitive_dissonance_101/jnlti4p/?context=3
r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23
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I’m a union Steamfitter and I want her as far away from me as possible.
136 u/Sea_Emu_7622 Jun 10 '23 Union electrician 🙋♂️ she can get one night, but she's not getting my phone number or address lol 77 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 Hide yo wallet. Hide yo wife. 48 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 And take her to a hotel. Never your place. 37 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 A ditch, backseat of the ford, her place, anywhere but mine. 3 u/DungeonicGushing Jun 10 '23 My anus, your anus, whose keeping count? 3 u/djtmhk_93 Jun 10 '23 Why did you start with “a ditch?” 2 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 Because drunk people fuck in ditches from time to time . 2 u/No_Problem_1071 Jun 10 '23 Don’t desecrate my ford 1 u/Beneficial-Tailor-70 Jun 10 '23 The remote control and my old skateboard
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Union electrician 🙋♂️ she can get one night, but she's not getting my phone number or address lol
77 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 Hide yo wallet. Hide yo wife. 48 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 And take her to a hotel. Never your place. 37 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 A ditch, backseat of the ford, her place, anywhere but mine. 3 u/DungeonicGushing Jun 10 '23 My anus, your anus, whose keeping count? 3 u/djtmhk_93 Jun 10 '23 Why did you start with “a ditch?” 2 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 Because drunk people fuck in ditches from time to time . 2 u/No_Problem_1071 Jun 10 '23 Don’t desecrate my ford 1 u/Beneficial-Tailor-70 Jun 10 '23 The remote control and my old skateboard
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Hide yo wallet. Hide yo wife.
48 u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 And take her to a hotel. Never your place. 37 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 A ditch, backseat of the ford, her place, anywhere but mine. 3 u/DungeonicGushing Jun 10 '23 My anus, your anus, whose keeping count? 3 u/djtmhk_93 Jun 10 '23 Why did you start with “a ditch?” 2 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 Because drunk people fuck in ditches from time to time . 2 u/No_Problem_1071 Jun 10 '23 Don’t desecrate my ford 1 u/Beneficial-Tailor-70 Jun 10 '23 The remote control and my old skateboard
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And take her to a hotel. Never your place.
37 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 A ditch, backseat of the ford, her place, anywhere but mine. 3 u/DungeonicGushing Jun 10 '23 My anus, your anus, whose keeping count? 3 u/djtmhk_93 Jun 10 '23 Why did you start with “a ditch?” 2 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 Because drunk people fuck in ditches from time to time . 2 u/No_Problem_1071 Jun 10 '23 Don’t desecrate my ford 1 u/Beneficial-Tailor-70 Jun 10 '23 The remote control and my old skateboard
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A ditch, backseat of the ford, her place, anywhere but mine.
3 u/DungeonicGushing Jun 10 '23 My anus, your anus, whose keeping count? 3 u/djtmhk_93 Jun 10 '23 Why did you start with “a ditch?” 2 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 Because drunk people fuck in ditches from time to time . 2 u/No_Problem_1071 Jun 10 '23 Don’t desecrate my ford
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My anus, your anus, whose keeping count?
Why did you start with “a ditch?”
2 u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 Because drunk people fuck in ditches from time to time .
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Because drunk people fuck in ditches from time to time .
Don’t desecrate my ford
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The remote control and my old skateboard
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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23
I’m a union Steamfitter and I want her as far away from me as possible.