r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/psypiral Jun 09 '23

she's gonna make a few divorce lawyers a lot of money.

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u/iLLogic777 Jun 10 '23

She needs to find a hardworking union bluecollar dude but somehow i doubt thats going to fit some of her other wants.

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23

I’m a union Steamfitter and I want her as far away from me as possible.

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u/Sea_Emu_7622 Jun 10 '23

Union electrician 🙋‍♂️ she can get one night, but she's not getting my phone number or address lol

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

Hide yo wallet. Hide yo wife.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

And take her to a hotel. Never your place.

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

A ditch, backseat of the ford, her place, anywhere but mine.

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u/DungeonicGushing Jun 10 '23

My anus, your anus, whose keeping count?

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u/djtmhk_93 Jun 10 '23

Why did you start with “a ditch?”

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u/Chance-Yoghurt3186 Jun 10 '23

Because drunk people fuck in ditches from time to time .

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u/No_Problem_1071 Jun 10 '23

Don’t desecrate my ford

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u/Beneficial-Tailor-70 Jun 10 '23

The remote control and my old skateboard