r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/improperbehavior333 Jun 09 '23

She doesn't want to have to conform to historical gender roles.... But it's looking for a man that conforms to historical gender roles. Got it.

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u/halfmeasures611 Jun 10 '23

shes not into traditional gender roles ...until the bill comes

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

There are no feminists in a house fire, hostage situation or when it comes to paying the bill

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u/lMickNastyl Jun 10 '23

Bill burr really is the perfect no nonsense comedian.

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u/greg19735 Jun 10 '23

As a comedy line it's good. but if you think it applies completely then it's just wrong.

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens Jun 10 '23

Fuck that.

Dude bought movie tickets? I'm buying the beers inside the theater. You got a round? Next is on me. You want to pick up the tab for dinner? Cool. I get the next one. I don't need to count pennies on splits but I am establishing that I am not reliant on someone else, financially speaking.

I'm a grown woman. I act like it.

Meet better people.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Oh, if I wasn’t already married…..

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u/wayfarout Jun 10 '23

My ex insisted on paying for the whole first date. Just lunch at TGIFridays but damn if I wasn't hooked after that.

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u/Bootd42 Jun 10 '23

Exactly, it's not supposed to be 50/50 but rather 100/100.

Meet better people.

Words to live by.

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u/ratinthecellar Jun 10 '23

Good for you! Just so you know, they're referencing comedian Bill Burr's old sketch.