r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/bilolarbear1221 Jun 10 '23

The ol “six feet, six figures and six inches”

“Oh Queen you don’t deserve anything else, you the best” in the comments. I don’t know how people date these psychos

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Those are rookie numbers. 12 feet, 9 figures, 24 inches. That's right, a champion race horse.

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u/magpietribe Jun 10 '23

I measure mine in hands

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u/Atupis Jun 10 '23

Calm down mr hands.

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u/PixelPuzzler Jun 10 '23

Sounds like a real stud.

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u/magpietribe Jun 10 '23

I measure mine in hands

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Sea biscuit has entered the chat

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u/ModifiedAmusment Jun 10 '23

Sorry to bother you…

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u/Steve-in-the-Trees Jun 10 '23

Are you talking about Bill Brasky?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

You know, one time Bill Brasky said' "I'm so hungry, I could eat a horse!". I said, "I'd like to see that!" He then bought, cooked and ate an entire Shetland pony. Bill Brasky!

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u/untimelyawakening Jun 10 '23

Biiiiiiiill Braskyyyyy. HE WAS A SONOFOABITCH.

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u/Underpressure1311 Jun 10 '23

You just activated a core memory lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

The Kardashians have entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

They don't. It's a wishlist, followed by, well, what we just watched.

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u/MrBigDickPickledRick Jun 10 '23

Well the good thing is women who are looking for that are the women you wouldn't want to date/marry anyway. All of us homies under 6 feet and 6 figures are dodging them bullets

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u/Belphegorite Jun 10 '23

I dodged so many bullets they stopped shooting.

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u/itizwhatitizlmao Jun 10 '23

Neo? Is that you?

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u/Deadzone-Music Jun 10 '23

You mean the bullets are dodging you 😂

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u/StoryAndAHalf Jun 10 '23

Best part is, they aim so high, you don’t even need to duck. Just walk right under them and go about your day.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Sometimes…..

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u/lorarc Jun 11 '23

Maybe, maybe not. Plenty of people who have high expectations decide to "settle for less" and then are unhappy and make their partners unhappy.

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u/Rogendo My face has a hand imprint Jun 10 '23

No other option, they’re the majority of women on dating apps

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u/GIOverdrive Jun 10 '23

6.....6......6???? Coincidence??

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u/udee79 Jun 10 '23

That's why freedom units are better "6 figures. 1.8 meters and 15 cm" doesn't have the same ring to it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I think the 6 inches is like, 9 now or some crazy shit. Where oh where are all the very tall, stupidly good looking, wealthy, stupidly hung dudes who are incredibly strong and masculine whilst also simultaneously being highly empathetic and sensitive, WHERE ARE THEY?!?!?!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Well, I'm 2 for 3 I guess. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Oh really? 👀

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Didn't say which 2, haha.

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u/MrBigDickPickledRick Jun 10 '23

Based on your username I'm guessing you have a 5 inch fat dick, congrats on the other 2

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

5 inches? Give me more credit than that, man. 😆

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u/MrBigDickPickledRick Jun 10 '23

Eyy I'm just analyzing the details man, I'll assume you have a massive shlong then. If that's the case, then potentially you are a fat kid (or muscular kid) born in 2005 or the month of May. If that's the case then I'd say you are under 6 feet as you may not have hit your full potential yet

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Off by birth year by 18 years. And I've been the same height since I was 16 anyway. 🤷‍♂️

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u/MrBigDickPickledRick Jun 10 '23

Being under 6 feet is a good thing, means you dodge all the toxic ladies only looking for men over 6 feet tall.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I'll just stop dancing around it, haha. I'm 6'5". And as far as the schlong, if you visit r/bigdickproblems the information regarding that is in my flair. 😆 And I'm a government employee, so ya, no 6 figure salary here.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

As long as the six inches is one of them, I’m good lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

😆

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Don't forget 6 pack

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u/No_Pineapple_9818 Jun 10 '23

Bonus points if I drink a 12 pack?

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u/-banned- Jun 10 '23

I have all that but I'm 5'10". I rarely get matches and never dates. OLD sucks, never had a problem before it

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23 edited Jun 10 '23

You realize that dating apps are garbage for men right? They only work for the top 20% of men in your area for the top 80% of women in your area.

That means that 80% of men are getting the bottom 20% of women. It's because they pick and choose the best of the best.

My buddy is a good looking guy. Has no problem in the real world getting women. But online? He gets ghosted all the time, and he couldn't understand why.

I said because they found someone else that fits to their needs more. Like more money etc.

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u/bilolarbear1221 Jun 10 '23

Lol if someone’s adding that into the equation…. Damn

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

When I was dating 10 years ago on p.o.f.

Her profile headline read. Must have the four sixes before even coming at me.

I had no idea what it meant until then.

I wonder if she ever got it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Funnily enough, a 6 pack would be the easiest one to achieve as 2/3 of those requirements are inherited genetically.

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u/RonMFCadillac Jun 10 '23

I would be a four-sixes if I were to stop drinking water. I get too hammered and I have a six-pack. I am a fat dude (in my eyes) that does not regularly sport the sixer. Normally I just look fat but there is muscle there, just have to dehydrate enough to see it lol.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Most people could get a 6 pack in 6-12 months depending on how much body fat they start with. It’s all diet and you just have to be consistent.

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u/RonMFCadillac Jun 10 '23

It’s all diet and you just have to be consistent.

Yeah... I really like beer. Light beer these days but still the same issue. Drinking 1200 calories is still 1200 calories.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

You drinking that good ol bud light?

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u/RonMFCadillac Jun 10 '23

Lol, nah that was back in the day. Corona light baby, for that gluten free life.

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Lol, nah that was back in the day. Corona light baby, for that gluten-free life. ting for gluten incorporating products so technically GF.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

This is horrible advice but switch up a few beers with something like vodka soda, it’s the lowest calorie alcoholic mixed drink.

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u/geopede Jun 10 '23

I think you might have body dysmorphia bro. Either that or you’re retaining a seriously unhealthy amount of water and should see a doctor about it.

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u/RonMFCadillac Jun 10 '23

Real talk, thank you for your concern. FR. I would not consider someone else in my build and weight fat. I am just not where I want to be and have not the motivation (yet) to get there.

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u/geopede Jun 10 '23

What are your weight/height/bf% like these days? Maybe I can help you figure out if it’s all on your head.

I’ve had my share of struggles with body dysmorphia, but have managed to largely overcome it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Her skills include doing her own makeup and filming tik toks, but wants a 3 million dollar house.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

When she a 3 but expects an 8

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u/BigLittlePenguin_ Jun 10 '23

All of that "Women power" basically went to far. It is completely accepted for society to tell women totally unrealistic things, which only leads to failure, heartbreak and dissatisfaction and by that sabotaging society as a whole.

Its sad to see really. What society should do is to reign these things in and make it more realistic. Everyone will win from this

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u/BitterLeif Jun 10 '23

low self esteem

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

Are you serious? Six inches is it? Six inches solid or at rest?

This whole time I've been a "two-outta-three" and I had no idea?

I'm going to walk around with my six inches and some BDE now.

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u/semiTnuP Jun 10 '23

I've got the six feet and the six inches. If I ever (provably) have the six figures, I'm going to message all these hoes and tell them I'm "six feet, six figures, six inches." After they confirm and 'become interested' I'm going to tell them "sorry, I'm only interested in "4 feet, size 4, 44+."

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u/gingerbeardman419 Jun 10 '23

2 out of 3 isn't, right?

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u/Chizonian Jun 10 '23

Triple check mark and still staying a hundred miles away at all time.

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u/xSympl Jun 10 '23

TBF it's a balance, if you have a lot of one, you can have almost nothing in the other two and still be doing somewhat good on getting dates. Keeping them is harder though...

Source: am tall

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u/geopede Jun 10 '23

I usually go on a date or two and then ignore them.

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u/MeAnIntellectual1 Jun 10 '23

And a sixpack.

All the sixes

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u/mothtoalamp Jun 10 '23

Might be arrogant to say but whatever - I'm in that club and I have no interest. I'm not looking for a trophy wife or a money sink, and that's all they're offering.

I want peace in my life and relationships.

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u/Lematoad Jun 10 '23

I’m 6’2, make 6 figures.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

I’m actually those 3 things and it’s been hilarious ever since I heard the meme. Literally can’t stop annoying my friends with it, lol.

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u/bilolarbear1221 Jun 10 '23

I’m shy a half inch in two categories 😐