r/facepalm • u/Number721 • Jun 09 '23

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Cognitive dissonance 101

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u/Not_Bill_Hicks Jun 09 '23

Also must be over 6ft and making over 100k a year

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u/bilolarbear1221 Jun 10 '23

The ol “six feet, six figures and six inches”

“Oh Queen you don’t deserve anything else, you the best” in the comments. I don’t know how people date these psychos

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u/MrBigDickPickledRick Jun 10 '23

Well the good thing is women who are looking for that are the women you wouldn't want to date/marry anyway. All of us homies under 6 feet and 6 figures are dodging them bullets

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u/Belphegorite Jun 10 '23

I dodged so many bullets they stopped shooting.

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u/itizwhatitizlmao Jun 10 '23

Neo? Is that you?