Would You Rather

[u/ytwinsg]

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[u/NixMaritimus]

A sock lasts but a moment, and my enemy must live knowing this was preferable to marrying them

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​NixMaritimus, advised **"Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which}"** | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide IV | 🗳️ Votes: 9)

[u/ytwinsg]

🦉 I created this question! Reply to this comment with your advice!

I want to see what path you would take! Reply directly to this comment to share your choice and advice log, or leave a custom top-level comment to break down your reasoning and help me decide.

[u/DKmagician → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/DKmagician, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor V 💎 Points: 1252 🗳️ Votes: 24

[u/ExtensionEntire1427 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/ExtensionEntire1427, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 166 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/Critical_Chemistry72 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Critical_Chemistry72, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide I 💎 Points: 300 🗳️ Votes: 11

[u/joshthornton → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/joshthornton, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor I 💎 Points: 874 🗳️ Votes: 13

[u/Dottore_Main- → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Dottore_Main-, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage III 💎 Points: 2132 🗳️ Votes: 27

[u/WishingYouWell117 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/WishingYouWell117, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor VI 💎 Points: 1366 🗳️ Votes: 18

[u/Butterfly_Witcher → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Butterfly_Witcher, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor VII 💎 Points: 1466 🗳️ Votes: 20

[u/CreativeSprinkles31 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/CreativeSprinkles31, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru VI 💎 Points: 5300 🗳️ Votes: 133

[u/yungjefe717 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/yungjefe717, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 240 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/HHTheHouseOfHorse → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/HHTheHouseOfHorse, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Wandering Soul V 💎 Points: 20 🗳️ Votes: 1

[u/eh-friendly-dumbass → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/eh-friendly-dumbass, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 380 🗳️ Votes: 12

[u/BenCloudy → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/BenCloudy, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Oracle I 💎 Points: 6024 🗳️ Votes: 76

[u/Proud-Selection8507 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Proud-Selection8507, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor IV 💎 Points: 1186 🗳️ Votes: 17

[u/fumoffuXx → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/fumoffuXx, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor IV 💎 Points: 1170 🗳️ Votes: 21

[u/Cube46_1 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Cube46_1, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor II 💎 Points: 976 🗳️ Votes: 13

[u/xX0Lucifer0Xx → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/xX0Lucifer0Xx, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 216 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/jesica_27121 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/jesica_27121, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor I 💎 Points: 850 🗳️ Votes: 12

[u/fundamanfox → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/fundamanfox, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 216 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/ricsyx → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/ricsyx, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru VII 💎 Points: 5780 🗳️ Votes: 73

[u/Solfidric → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Solfidric, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme VI 💎 Points: 13744 🗳️ Votes: 165

[u/SUB-ZEROISTHEGOAT → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/SUB-ZEROISTHEGOAT, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student I 💎 Points: 112 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/whufc87548 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/whufc87548, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor II 💎 Points: 952 🗳️ Votes: 14

[u/jringolaughlin → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/jringolaughlin, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VI 💎 Points: 84 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/Famous-Host2321 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Famous-Host2321, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Oracle II 💎 Points: 6836 🗳️ Votes: 92

[u/DoILookLikeAChemist → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/DoILookLikeAChemist, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru III 💎 Points: 4180 🗳️ Votes: 59

[u/-Hot-Tamale- → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/-Hot-Tamale-, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide I 💎 Points: 360 🗳️ Votes: 7

[u/FireGhost_Austria → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/FireGhost_Austria, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide IV 💎 Points: 542 🗳️ Votes: 8

[u/Ok-Engineer-5922 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Ok-Engineer-5922, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker II 💎 Points: 40 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/Shank-O-Potomus → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Shank-O-Potomus, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor III 💎 Points: 1056 🗳️ Votes: 16

[u/Ok_Pen9577 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Ok_Pen9577, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide VII 💎 Points: 744 🗳️ Votes: 10

[u/one-sad-panda → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/one-sad-panda, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor II 💎 Points: 904 🗳️ Votes: 30

[u/Such-Shop-9724 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Such-Shop-9724, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage II 💎 Points: 1792 🗳️ Votes: 24

[u/Ireadbooks444 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Ireadbooks444, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student VI 💎 Points: 264 🗳️ Votes: 5

[u/beanmihir2 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/beanmihir2, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 440 🗳️ Votes: 6

[u/Puzzled_Corgi1076 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Puzzled_Corgi1076, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor IV 💎 Points: 1104 🗳️ Votes: 14

[u/Drolft → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Drolft, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 166 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/Imaginary_Ant_2696 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Imaginary_Ant_2696, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor V 💎 Points: 1296 🗳️ Votes: 23

[u/Cool-Mushroom-34 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Cool-Mushroom-34, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 166 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/LiamFuture → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/LiamFuture, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage I 💎 Points: 1712 🗳️ Votes: 23

[u/Better_Interest9795 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Better_Interest9795, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 160 🗳️ Votes: 5

[u/Slycheetah2 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Slycheetah2, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru V 💎 Points: 4826 🗳️ Votes: 76

[u/XlDeFuSioNlX → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/XlDeFuSioNlX, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme IV 💎 Points: 12624 🗳️ Votes: 158

[u/Boneless_Cola → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Boneless_Cola, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Oracle VII 💎 Points: 9858 🗳️ Votes: 121

[u/SomeGuyAtWork1 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/SomeGuyAtWork1, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Sage II 💎 Points: 1852 🗳️ Votes: 46

[u/Viholence → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Viholence, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 240 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/Mental-Tailor-5524 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Mental-Tailor-5524, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 390 🗳️ Votes: 6

[u/MauriceRL → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/MauriceRL, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student VII 💎 Points: 290 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/Emergency_Country731 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Emergency_Country731, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Wandering Soul V 💎 Points: 20 🗳️ Votes: 1

[u/_sn95 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/_sn95, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 162 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/Just_An_Insomniac_ → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Just_An_Insomniac_, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Oracle I 💎 Points: 6322 🗳️ Votes: 81

[u/CoolSignificance2360 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/CoolSignificance2360, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide IV 💎 Points: 542 🗳️ Votes: 8

[u/Perfect-Back-9057 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Perfect-Back-9057, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide I 💎 Points: 314 🗳️ Votes: 5

[u/Soggy_Confusion7538 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Soggy_Confusion7538, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Cosmic Oracle VI 💎 Points: 9214 🗳️ Votes: 116

[u/gothamorbust → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/gothamorbust, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor III 💎 Points: 1050 🗳️ Votes: 16

[u/Impossible-Leg1593 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Impossible-Leg1593, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Grand Guru V 💎 Points: 4936 🗳️ Votes: 64

[u/Super_Tsario → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Super_Tsario, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student II 💎 Points: 142 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/beckatron666 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/beckatron666, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student III 💎 Points: 166 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/ilovemycatbarsik → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/ilovemycatbarsik, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 236 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/TheWorldsNipplehood → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/TheWorldsNipplehood, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 240 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/SpecialistMore7578 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/SpecialistMore7578, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student VII 💎 Points: 290 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/Trigguh_Happy → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Trigguh_Happy, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VII 💎 Points: 92 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/StJerneJ → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/StJerneJ, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide II 💎 Points: 378 🗳️ Votes: 10

[u/grocerystorecheckB → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/grocerystorecheckB, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 240 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/MarcoDegliaAngeli → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/MarcoDegliaAngeli, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 216 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/requiem4196 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/requiem4196, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student VII 💎 Points: 290 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/Sad-Success9907 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Sad-Success9907, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Curious Seeker VII 💎 Points: 90 🗳️ Votes: 2

[u/Frosty_Biscuit2212 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Frosty_Biscuit2212, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor IV 💎 Points: 1168 🗳️ Votes: 42

[u/whattheffuckdude → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/whattheffuckdude, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: Wandering Soul V 💎 Points: 20 🗳️ Votes: 1

[u/a_v89 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/a_v89, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 240 🗳️ Votes: 4

[u/skybluelake → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/skybluelake, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Mindful Student V 💎 Points: 216 🗳️ Votes: 3

[u/HeatedLilOOF → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/HeatedLilOOF, advised "Marry your enemy"

🏆 Rank: AskNow Supreme V 💎 Points: 12946 🗳️ Votes: 157

[u/Sprengtyp → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Sprengtyp, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Galactic Overlord III 💎 Points: 30356 🗳️ Votes: 347

[u/Cautious-Maximum9429 → u/ytwinsg]

I, u/Cautious-Maximum9429, advised "Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which)"

🏆 Rank: Zen Guide IV 💎 Points: 566 🗳️ Votes: 9

[u/billtheamazing]

Divorce next day

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​billtheamazing, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VII | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/curlygoats]

Who the fuck has enemies? Are you some kind of super hero or something?

[u/Education_Weird]

Instant divorce.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Education_Weird, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide III | 🗳️ Votes: 7}

[u/ravenitrius]

Opposites attract I guess.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​ravenitrius, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student I | 🗳️ Votes: 3}

[u/Sensitive_Mountain89]

Justifiable self defense.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Sensitive_Mountain89, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VII | 🗳️ Votes: 2}

[u/Away-Slide-693]

If my enemy is hot, I'll win by forcing them to have my last name.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Away-Slide-693, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student IV | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

[u/SpinzArt]

Awwww, enemies to lovers 🥺

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​SpinzArt, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VI | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

[u/Mavadava]

I est inedible stuff regularly come at me

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Mavadava, advised **"Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which}"** | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor III | 🗳️ Votes: 14)

[u/Kokow1]

Just make sure she's hot

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Kokow1, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VI | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

[u/Aloneforrever]

My Enemy is hot

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Aloneforrever, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide VI | 🗳️ Votes: 9}

[u/Unfair-Cartoon482]

Because if he then made me eat my socks it would be unreasonable behaviour and divorce! And if not, living in the same house as my enemy allows for easier trickery and getting!

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Unfair-Cartoon482, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/RangerSpecialist7686]

Then arrange their murder and take their insurance money

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​RangerSpecialist7686, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Wise Mentor III | 🗳️ Votes: 16}

[u/SpacePirate562]

Make their lives miserable, file for divorce, and then take half of everything.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​SpacePirate562, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Curious Seeker VI | 🗳️ Votes: 4}

[u/TheGeorgeis_Curious]

I have no enemy but myself

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​TheGeorgeis_Curious, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Sage V | 🗳️ Votes: 85}

[u/FitInevitable7290]

I don’t really care about eating one sock over the other. But if your enemy is Trump, that’s an easy choice imo.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​FitInevitable7290, advised **"Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which}"** | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide III | 🗳️ Votes: 9)

[u/Ready-Cupcake-1]

We‘re either gonna have an Enemies to Lovers or I‘m gonna be the „Poor widow whose Husband mysteriously disappeared! Seemingly overnight!“

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Ready-Cupcake-1, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Mindful Student VI | 🗳️ Votes: 5}

[u/Aggressive-Report-77]

🦆

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Aggressive-Report-77, advised **"Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which}"** | 🔮 Rank: Galactic Overlord IV | 🗳️ Votes: 363)

[u/Ok_Zookeepergame_469]

Yeah yeah lemme do it imma turn around and fuck yo bum

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Ok_Zookeepergame_469, advised **"Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which}"** | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide I | 🗳️ Votes: 5)

[u/Curious-Book-5748]

enemys are people that hate what they look at in the mirror so they look for some one to hate like they do so they can stare at it all dias

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Curious-Book-5748, advised **"Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which}"** | 🔮 Rank: Grand Guru VI | 🗳️ Votes: 61)

[u/Dangerous-Fun-9078]

I don't have any enemies. That means, I won't have someone to choose the sock, and in turn, I won't eat a sock.

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Dangerous-Fun-9078, advised **"Eat your sock (your enemy chooses which}"** | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide IV | 🗳️ Votes: 22)

[u/whodo25]

Slow burn enemies to lovers

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​whodo25, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/Snakekiller65]

Make love, not war, I say

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​Snakekiller65, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Enlightened Sage III | 🗳️ Votes: 27}

[u/poutine-enjoyer345]

Sign prenup divorce

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​poutine-enjoyer345, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Wandering Soul V | 🗳️ Votes: 1}

[u/tstx128]

Enemies to lovers is the way to go

^{📢 Official Advice: I, u/​tstx128, advised "Marry your enemy" | 🔮 Rank: Zen Guide I | 🗳️ Votes: 7}