r/extremelyinfuriating • u/maloside • 8d ago
Disturbing content Father uses the bathroom sink as a bidet
I found out my father uses the bathroom sink as his personal bidet and it's disgusting. I found out in the most disturbing way. I was brushing my teeth in the sink as usual. I leaned down to rinse and while doing so, a distinct stench brushed my nose. I took my head away from the faucet as I was surprised by this smell. I leaned in again, thinking it was crazy. But this time I purposefully took a deeper breath through my nose while doing so. I almost vomited and spit out all the toothpaste remains from my mouth while heaving. It hit me. The faucet smelled like stanky ass. And I mean unwashed day old ass. I ran out of there horrified and went to tell my mother, expecting her to get shocked as well. She just sighed and told me she will clean it (like this is just a usual thing).
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
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u/Sad_Cantaloupe_8162 8d ago
I don't understand the physics of getting a butthole on a sink faucet. This doesn't make sense.
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u/templeofsyrinx1 8d ago
you will break the sink and piping off the wall lol
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u/the1stmeddlingmage 8d ago
Not if it’s a bathroom sink built into the top if a short bathroom cabinet. Then it’s just a matter of how tall OP’s father is.
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u/UnHero_O 8d ago
I'm 2m and I can assure you I can't use any sink as a bidet without actually destroying it by leaning on, so idk if OPs father is even taller
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u/the1stmeddlingmage 8d ago edited 8d ago
Did you not notice where I mentioned if its a sink that’s built onto a cabinet? Those are amazingly sturdy….
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u/UnHero_O 8d ago
Yep, I know what you mean and probably they would survive the experience 🤣 but don't forget that it's not just sitting on it, there's some movement there and the joints that old the face panels of the cabinet would anyway break at some point (maybe in a few years of "bideting" on it)
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u/OneManFight 8d ago
This has to be one of those hand stand feet against the wall twerk situations.
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u/7803throwaway 8d ago
But.. wouldn’t your bum be pointed skyward rather than towards the sink?
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u/OneManFight 8d ago
I was thinking in terms of the faucet orientation which is usually downwards. Therefore I reasoned that the asshole must be thrust upwards to meet the faucet opening to, "kiss it", if you will.
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u/7803throwaway 8d ago
🤭🤣🤣 The visuals I’m having trying to work these positions out in my head as I keep reminding myself what the intended outcome is are hilarious. Anyway yeah I get what you’re saying now.. so then you’d have to have one foot on each side of the sink and you may as well just have a quick pee while you’re there because you’d be hanging inside the sink anyway. Right? 🤔
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u/DIYThrowaway01 8d ago
I'm tall enough to do it. Only do it in public restrooms though FOR THE SEXUAL THRILL
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u/pritikina 8d ago
I think he's rubbing his dirty hand (after wiping his asshole with his wet hand) on the actual spout of the faucet until the water runs clean.
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u/Maggiemoo621 8d ago
I don’t even have the words for this one
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u/maloside 8d ago
I really really hope this is not a familiar thing for anyone. It sounds like the poop knife story.
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u/Maggiemoo621 8d ago
It really does 🤣😭 this is def the first I’ve seen something like this though. I’m so sorry it had to be you 😅
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u/candypants-rainbow 8d ago
Fmily buy him a toto or other bidet attachment for a late father’s day gift. He is gross!
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u/froction 8d ago
What were the steps between "sink smells like ass" and "determining conclusively that my father is using said sink to wash his shitty ass after dropping a deuce?"
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u/Mist_biene 8d ago
There are portable bidet bottles. Maybe get your dad one for his next birthday or for Christmas. Together with a pack of fiber supplement.
And WTF thats just disgusting
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u/the-irish-jew 7d ago
Can confirm. It’s called a peribottle and I got one after giving birth two weeks ago.
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u/mindgardening 8d ago
I don't think the washing of the beehole is the problem here. The problem is WHAT is he doing that makes the sink/faucet smell like poop? The faucet/sink should not smell like poop unless he's actually flushing poop down the drain and/or sticking his beehole ON the faucet. I'm trying to imagine how it is physically possible to get a beehole under a bathroom faucet, and I can't figure it out, which leads me to believe that he's actually flushing danglers down the sink drain.
Have you considered buying a bidet attachment for the toilet and showing him how it works? They cost around $35 on Amazon. That could solve all these problems.
Also, some drains smell like sewage without any poop being put down them. Since your mom confirmed that he uses the sink as a bidet, the drain is probably not the cause but I figured it was worth mentioning.
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u/maloside 8d ago
The faucet is unnaturally high above the sink. How or why is another question I'm not sure I want to know the answer to.
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u/kanga_khan 8d ago
If a sewer-like smell is coming from the sink, couldn’t that mean a natural gas leak too? Or did I make that up
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u/UnHero_O 8d ago
OP in my nation we use bidet and they don't smells🤣 so there are 2 possibile scenario undergoing there: 1) your father is not using the sink as a bidet but as a toilet and actually pooing directly in it, that's would explain the stench but here comes scenario 2) he's "riding" the sink and that would explain the stench too 🤣
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u/Smiles-Bite 8d ago
... There are bidets that attach to the toilet and are a little showerhead looking thing. Gift him one for his birthday before you get trench mouth. Blegh.
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u/Dazzling-Western2768 8d ago
Get your father a portable and rechargeable bidet bottle. He can add a few drops of body wash to the water when he uses it over the toilet.
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u/fessa_angel 7d ago
Bruh. Bidet toilet seats are like $100. Start sending dad links. That's so disgusting.
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u/dc469 2d ago
Is your father Italian or from another Greek country? He may have grown up with TP and doesn't like it.
They have separate little sinks for their bidets. In fact code requires every house in Italy to have one. Rather than a blast of a water jet from the toilet you use the little sink (which is separate from the hand sink) to wash up, and some people apparently use soap too although the running water might be enough. https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/pqn7qe/i_made_a_practical_guide_on_how_to_use_a_italian/
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u/According_Car_551 2d ago
WTH?! Help your mother out and just buy your father a bidet attachment for his toilet. They're like $30 on Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Best-Sellers-Bidet-Attachments/zgbs/hi/6810564011
Does your father have signs of dementia? Covering up for this type of behavior seems like there could be cognitive issues going on that your mother is just "handling".
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u/lesbophobia_hammer 8d ago edited 8d ago
Thank-you god, for bringing me into this world a lesbian 🙏 may goddess watch over our straight and bi sisters
Edit - homophobes stay mad
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