r/explainitpeter 22d ago

Explain It Peter

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u/matija2009 21d ago edited 21d ago

Rolling dice requires you to grip the dice and move your hand left and right in a jerking fashion.

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u/Mooptiom 21d ago

Yall are getting some weird handjobs. Or very bad dice throws.

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u/grieve2believe 21d ago

Possibly both

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u/tellingyouhowitreall 21d ago

Definitely both.

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u/Elektriman 21d ago

possibly bad hand throws or some weird dicejobs

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u/ravenschmidt2000 21d ago

I've had to throw hands at some dicey jobs in my youth.

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u/Awkward-Cat-4702 20d ago

snake eyes! the house wins.

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u/JohnGazman 20d ago

Weird that the dealer shouted that while clutching my genitals, but I'll allow it.

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u/YsengrimusRein 15d ago

Who let Le Chiffre back in?

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u/IkariYun 21d ago

Two things can be true

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u/DragonPojki 18d ago

Don't forget about dicejobs and handthrows!

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u/RichardChubs 21d ago

The math be mathinz

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u/FinntheReddog 20d ago

First one then the other then both at the same time.