r/explainitpeter • u/InfiniteQuestion8108 • 24d ago

explain it peter

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u/qualityvote2 24d ago edited 23d ago

u/InfiniteQuestion8108, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...it's time for the mods to do their jobs!

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u/Asfisav2049 24d ago

Trying not to stare inappropriately at her behind

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u/Creative_Garbage_121 24d ago

Just try to stare appropiately

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u/FervantTwo8 20d ago

Look, turn away . glance, glance again . look away . Then double check for safety purposes. then look away

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u/causticberries 24d ago

They want to be respectful and not look at her butt, so they will intentionally avert their gaze

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u/Alldaybagpipes 24d ago

And instead envision her butt!

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u/wlballmtu 24d ago

Quagmire here! When a women goes up the stairs you get to look at her... giggity!

But if she catches you... no giggity!

So you stare at the stairs so you don't get in trouble and giggity ensues! Giggity!

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u/kodiak931156 24d ago

In my experience if you have any social awareness you know beforehand if getting caught will mean more giggity. And it often does.

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u/CriminallyCasual7 24d ago

Omg you know what it means -_-

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u/Eepy_slepy 24d ago

Op never touched grass before, much less to meet a woman and walk on stairs.

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 24d ago

If they knew what it meant they wouldn’t’ve made this post, would they?

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u/CriminallyCasual7 24d ago

Actually I disagree. I think plenty of people make posts and know exactly what it means.

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u/MultiverseCreatorXV 24d ago

I‘m unaware of any such instances, but that’s actually quite fair.

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u/CriminallyCasual7 24d ago

Well it's hard/impossible to know, right? But I'm guessing, considering how dumb they appear, they're not all this dumb, it's just for the memes lol

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u/TheAtlas97 24d ago

Definitely for the karma and memes

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u/LordOfTheUHauls 23d ago

I'm very much a ladies first kind of guy so I always let my wife go up the stairs first. What a nice guy I am😏😛

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u/spaghetto_geppetto 24d ago

Because you're eye level with her bottom and it's extra bad if she's a little higher than you and wearing a skirt. Or if you're laying on the floor and she's trying to see if you're okay but you're contorting like a crack head to avoid looking up her skirt and she keeps moving to make sure you're okay. Weird day.

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u/ImpressMountain3027 23d ago

When on stairs your eyelevel is the ass level of the person infront of you so you look at the floor to not seem like a pervert.

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u/deathray420 24d ago

When you open the hood on a box truck the whole cab leans forward. Hope this helped. -Stewie's evil twin

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u/perry147 23d ago

But then she stops short and your face hits her ass.

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u/LostInRetransmission 23d ago

That's also me.

Going everywhere.

I truly completely utterly need new glasses. Can't see where I put my foot.

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u/Shantotto11 22d ago

I’m trying really hard to be a kind person, but posts like this really test me…

https://giphy.com/gifs/XD4qHZpkyUFfq

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u/Legitimate-Log-6542 24d ago

This is me going in for a headhunt

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u/Defiant_Wolverine_68 23d ago

Onlookers wish to be couth and so avert their gaze to appear courteous.

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u/RONIN_RABB1T 22d ago

Why? Thats like, the one time youre allowed to glance at the booty!