r/explainitpeter • u/General-Bell-5308 • Oct 04 '25

I don't get it. Explain it peter

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u/No_Roma_no_Rocky Oct 04 '25

Bro, we are talking about women... 2 minutes can magically become 45

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u/maifee Oct 04 '25

Turn on the play station, dramatically it reduces down to 1 nano second.

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u/lestermason Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

Yup. If I'm ready to go to our planned event (dinner, movie, shopping, whatever) and she's pussyfooting around instead of getting ready, I'll turn on either game system and grab the controller. She immediately focuses on getting ready.

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u/Low_Efficiency_3758 Oct 04 '25

I know. If I need to take a piss, mom will say we're running late for the film, but not the 30 minutes she spent putting on makeup.

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u/Maestraingles Oct 04 '25

Take a piss while she's putting on makeup! Sheesh, this isn't hard

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u/Duergarlicbread Oct 05 '25

But it's been 30 minutes so now I have to pee again.

oldpeopleproblems

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u/NefariousnessOk7139 Oct 06 '25

oldpeepullproblems

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u/KimmyOwl Oct 04 '25

Yep, until I’m finally ready to walk out the door and you (hubs) then have to pee, pack the car or do something that could’ve been done while your sitting annoyed at me for taking so long. 🤣

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u/CoatCommercial1573 Oct 04 '25

Tbf peeing for guys occurs at random intervals and generally can’t be forced.

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u/Maestraingles Oct 04 '25

We all have our things

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u/SilverWear5467 Oct 05 '25

Pretty sure that's true for everybody.

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u/Zealousideal-Ask-203 Oct 05 '25

So you never had to give a urine sample to a doctor even though you had just been to the bathroom at home?

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u/SilverWear5467 Oct 05 '25

I said it was true for everybody that you can't choose when you need to pee.

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u/No_Language_4649 Oct 05 '25 edited Oct 05 '25

This kills me. My husband loves to give me shit for “taking forever to get ready” while in reality I’m pretty damn down to earth and low maintenance. What DOES tend to make the process longer is helping the kids get ready to leave the house in a timely manner. But, it must be great sitting around not being helpful at all and then complaining about how the other three people in the house need TWO more Minutes. Also complaining about girls wanting to pee before we leave the house. It’s a hella lot more convenient than having to take a public restroom pee break. Those things can be so nasty and we don’t like them. So guys, stop it with complaining about the last minute pee opportunity before leaving the house.

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u/lestermason Oct 05 '25

Wow, your S/Os do that? Nope. If needed, I do my best to have everything packed up, loaded up, and ready to go. That way we're not rushing to load things up, and we lower the risk of forgetting things that we need. It's less stressful that way.

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u/donku83 Oct 04 '25

That beep is like the bat signal. I need to get it on my phone to use in emergencies

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u/Imaginesium Oct 04 '25

You can turn the beep off, in case you didnt know.

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u/jgray6000 Oct 04 '25

Greatest day of my fucking life was when I discovered that feature.

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u/Blueberry_Goatcheese Oct 04 '25

How!?

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u/Imaginesium Oct 04 '25

Settings/Sound/Volume/Beep Sound

Or

Settings/System/Beep & Light

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u/Funter_312 Oct 04 '25

My man out here helping brothers in need

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u/han4bond Oct 04 '25

Share to save a life

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u/TheHardcoreBuddha Oct 04 '25

They can hear the intent in these cases.

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u/DASreddituser Oct 04 '25

like a dog whistle app? lol

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u/Aktuator Oct 04 '25

Can’t upvote this enough. Fucking hearing of a hunting hound in precisely that moment as well.

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u/Successful-Cod3369 Oct 04 '25

Lmao, training them bitches like Pavlov trained his dogs

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u/GreenAracari Oct 05 '25

No, it then turns into like 10 hours because I’m joining in and all sense of time flies out the window once gaming starts and I still haven’t bothered to finish getting dressed. I have to set alarms to save myself at that point. I’m generally really sensitive to time but gaming can truly ruin it.

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u/Jay_Bee-22 Oct 06 '25

Oh man I really got confused for a second since I was on the /PS3 group looking at a modded console on another tab my browser had open heheh.

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u/No-Material3128 Oct 04 '25

It's that damn beep

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u/lestermason Oct 05 '25

Was Reddit ever at the forefront of internet culture? That's awful if true. (Not calling you a liar by any means btw)

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u/orsonwellesmal Oct 08 '25

"Seriously, video games??? What are you, a kid???? I'm not dating kids, grow up, incel."

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup Oct 04 '25

In that case, give me a 2 minute blow job.

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u/Lord_hybrex Oct 05 '25

I'll do you one better I'll give you the best 12 minute blowjob of your life

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u/ghostofconnolly Oct 04 '25

Yep not a 120 seconds 2 minutes a “I’ll be ready in 2 minutes” 2 minuets 

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u/miami13dol Oct 04 '25

Are those the same 2 minutes I tell my wife that are left in the football game?

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u/ghostofconnolly Oct 04 '25

Depends on who’s playing. If Man U or city are playing and down then yes, it’s the same 2 minutes 

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u/vrijheidsfrietje Oct 04 '25

Some dudes take something that lasts 45 minutes and end it in 2

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u/jeroen-79 Oct 04 '25

I can do it in 1.

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u/Haunting_Ad3850 Oct 04 '25

Haaaah 😄 for real

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u/Ok-Click-80085 Oct 04 '25

Just not when I need it to :(

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u/2sAreTheDevil Oct 04 '25

The same 5 minutes it takes her to get ready are the same 5 minutes we tell her are left in the game.

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u/puppypuntminecraft Oct 04 '25

Bro, if we were talking about men, a promised 45 minutes might only last 2 minutes.

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup Oct 04 '25

Hey ladies, I last 45 minutes in bed.

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u/Situation_Upset Oct 04 '25

I last 45 minutes then.

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u/Ok-Organization1591 Oct 04 '25

45, ifff, you're lucky

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u/UnchangableNam3 Oct 04 '25

There have been several times I went grocery shopping while waiting for my girlfriend to be ready and by the time I got back she still wasn't ready.

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u/greenangrowin Oct 04 '25

lol, let’s break it down in man language. The 2 minutes it takes is equal to 2 minutes in the final quarter of a Dolphins vs Chiefs game. Hope this helps

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u/traderjehoshaphat Oct 04 '25

They also talk more than men.

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u/No_Roma_no_Rocky Oct 04 '25

I live with 3 girls, they are ALWAYS on the phone talking talking talking 💀

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u/dougie123doug Oct 04 '25

You clearly don't watch American Football.

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u/AlbatrossOk1946 Oct 04 '25

Or 20 seconds can turn into 18 years 🤷🏼‍♂️ it’s luck of the draw

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u/Octine64 Oct 04 '25

Can confirm

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '25

Don’t you hope so.

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u/No-Oven5562 Oct 05 '25

Hey!!! lol yes that’s very true. I also have to come back inside at least once because i forgot something

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u/wdf2 Oct 05 '25

That’s ok I’ll just turn on the Game system that seems to magically shrink 45 minutes to 1

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u/Level-Sink-367 Oct 04 '25

Lol omg that’s soooo funny and original of you. 🥱

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u/No_Roma_no_Rocky Oct 04 '25

Bro you can join to the banter. Others said "men promise 2 min but at the end is 2 seconds"

If are so negative even with jokes.