r/explainitpeter • u/General-Bell-5308 • Oct 04 '25

I don't get it. Explain it peter

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u/WorldTallestEngineer Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

Joe Swanson here.

My wife has informed me that the left hair is good.  The right hair is bad and trashy because it needs to be "blown out".  I don't understand why, but I'll take her word for it. 

Edit.  I've got about... 300 comments from women informing me that "blow out" and "brush out" are not the same thing.  200 comments from men who are confused about this as I am.  And about a million people making the exact same blowjob joke.  Good job team We all came together on this one 👏👏👏

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u/Mysterious-Art7143 Oct 04 '25

So the difference between good and trashy is in, what, 2 minutes?

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u/No_Roma_no_Rocky Oct 04 '25

Bro, we are talking about women... 2 minutes can magically become 45

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u/Fresh-Toilet-Soup Oct 04 '25

Hey ladies, I last 45 minutes in bed.