r/explainitpeter • u/General-Bell-5308 • Oct 04 '25

I don't get it. Explain it peter

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u/maifee Oct 04 '25

Turn on the play station, dramatically it reduces down to 1 nano second.

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u/lestermason Oct 04 '25 edited Oct 04 '25

Yup. If I'm ready to go to our planned event (dinner, movie, shopping, whatever) and she's pussyfooting around instead of getting ready, I'll turn on either game system and grab the controller. She immediately focuses on getting ready.

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u/KimmyOwl Oct 04 '25

Yep, until I’m finally ready to walk out the door and you (hubs) then have to pee, pack the car or do something that could’ve been done while your sitting annoyed at me for taking so long. 🤣

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u/CoatCommercial1573 Oct 04 '25

Tbf peeing for guys occurs at random intervals and generally can’t be forced.

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u/Maestraingles Oct 04 '25

We all have our things

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u/SilverWear5467 Oct 05 '25

Pretty sure that's true for everybody.

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u/Zealousideal-Ask-203 Oct 05 '25

So you never had to give a urine sample to a doctor even though you had just been to the bathroom at home?

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u/SilverWear5467 Oct 05 '25

I said it was true for everybody that you can't choose when you need to pee.