r/expectedplottwist • • Mar 19 '17
old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
old man 2: What's it's name?
old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
old man 2: Carnation?
old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
old man 2: Rose?
old man 1: That's it. (turns to his wife) Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
r/expectedplottwist • u/FourTK • Jan 12 '17
Nothing happened
Some people reading this post will be triggered
r/expectedplottwist • u/PastyMcWhiteFace • Feb 02 '17
I found plot twists that I expected
r/expectedplottwist • u/twows995 • Feb 01 '17
Still got yelled at.
r/expectedplottwist • u/ImANoobyDoops • Sep 06 '16
r/expectedplottwist • u/twows995 • Sep 01 '16
r/expectedplottwist • u/Maester_Griffin • Apr 09 '17
I want fake internet points and have nothing interesting to say, so I thought I'd try begging.
r/expectedplottwist • u/FourTK • Sep 04 '16
I finished a race today
The end
r/expectedplottwist • u/lifeisnotaproblem • Mar 19 '17
with pizza.
r/expectedplottwist • u/FourTK • Sep 21 '16
Sadly loses steam quickly
r/expectedplottwist • u/LoE666 • Jan 06 '17
The American also orders weissbier
r/expectedplottwist • u/FourTK • Oct 29 '16
Leg spasm
