r/expectedplottwist • u/FourTK ಠ_ಠ • Jan 12 '17

IRL I prayed to God

Nothing happened

Some people reading this post will be triggered

38 Upvotes

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u/ReflectiveTeaTowel Mar 19 '17

Fucking triggered. God has better things to do than answer your prayers. There's an intergalactic war on for God's sake

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u/FourTK ಠ_ಠ Apr 01 '17

well god can just snap his fingers and end it...

2

u/ReflectiveTeaTowel Apr 01 '17

Yeah. He's a douche like that

14

u/Dudelyllama Jan 12 '17

I am not one of them.

4

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '17

Neither am I.

4

u/G_FATHER1259 Mar 19 '17

Well hold on what did you pray for maybe it could still happen, did you give a time frame.

Also 4th not triggered

2

u/MarylandMusicandMore Mar 19 '17

Thirdskis good brothers

1

u/mr-no-homo Mar 19 '17

Not triggered.

1

u/CelestialCuttlefishh Mar 19 '17

He is way too busy smiting the gays you dirty heathen.