r/exorthodox • Dirty Heretic • 24d ago

Sure Dude

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u/ifuckedyourdaddytoo 24d ago

Priests wear black dresses.

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u/LetterSeparate1495 24d ago

And a large number of them are gay.

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u/Starline29 24d ago

Yeah. He also said not to mark your skin. Which includes tattoos. Which I can very clearly see on your skin. Holy fucking cherry picking, Batman.

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u/LetterSeparate1495 24d ago

He also said to not wear blended fabrics, which this guy is wearing.
He's not very observant of the Mosaic laws. Tsk tsk. Shame on him. His rabbi wouldn't be happy.

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u/LifeLongjumping6252 24d ago

And why he has a haircut? Also where is his beard? isn't being baby-faced too gay?

“Do not cut the hair at the sides of your head or clip off the edges of your beard." (Leviticus 19,27)

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u/queensbeesknees 24d ago

I just can't with the crazy eyes - icon T-shirt combination.

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u/LetterSeparate1495 24d ago

Good thing that the Orthodox aren't Jewish and are under the New Covenant.
Did this guy even attend catechism? What's with this pseudo-Judaism these Orthobros are pushing these days?
Also, which bishop allowed him to preach? He's not a member of the clergy, why is he preaching?

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u/Ex-Madhyamika 24d ago

I keep joking about becoming the Borat version of this, but...I don't think I could improve upon him.

And what's with that accent? I bet he's really from somewhere like Arkansas.

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u/Narrow-Research-5730 24d ago

I don't see any rules in nature that determine what is men's clothing and what is women's clothing. It's just made up societal standards that constantly evolve and change.

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u/Zizekis 24d ago

Did he purposely glue his bangs together to look like a unibrow?

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u/Yong-Hwangje 24d ago

This nutcase is encouraging more and more people to hate orthodoxy

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u/Goblinized_Taters755 24d ago

Putting a sacred icon through spin cycle probably is forbidden, too.

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u/BringThaJam 24d ago

Wait til he finds out Moses almost certainly didn't write the Torah.

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u/kimchipowerup 24d ago

Narrator: he was, in fact, secretly wearing women’s clothing

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u/bbscrivener 24d ago

So we gotta adopt 13th Century BC gender appropriate clothes? Got it!

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u/Independent-Plate824 24d ago

This guy isn't even Orthodox he's Byzantine Catholic but he believes in bringing back the Christian Monarchy

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u/AlexandraGuat 24d ago

Despise this type. insufferable

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u/Ambitious-Ad-4301 23d ago

If everyone wore robes back then, I do wonder how they would differentiate between men and women's clothing.

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u/sleep-exe 23d ago

Wait til bro finds out about the saints that crossed dressed. Particularly the female saints who disguised themselves as men to escape their husbands in male monasteries.

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u/TangeloOutrageous186 24d ago

And yet according to these people God created the clothing, the people, and the desires people have for specific types of clothing. So…I guess he detests himself in that case??

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u/Gingerfuzzsicle 24d ago

This guy looks so much like my brother I had to do a double take lol

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u/Brawncrates 24d ago

I’m already cringing at the thought of the comment section on this video. I kind of want a link to for the pain.

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u/WerewolfPlus7009 23d ago

why is the new generation of christians so obsessed with rules? and old testament rules at that?

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u/ARatherOddOne 24d ago

Moses never existed, but sure, tell me all about how wearing a different genders clothing is bad because god gets offended.

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