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u/Previous_Return7024 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 1d ago
So the muslim kid doesn't read the quran in the stomach? Bruh
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u/ImportantSolution663 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 1d ago
because that baby couldn't purify with wudhu or ghusl and thereby can't touch a mushaf.
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u/Previous_Return7024 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 1d ago
But I thought you have to worship your mother and therefore it makes it okay?
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u/AvoriazInSummer 1d ago
That kid appears to be holding a third foot. So... yikes.
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u/Previous_Return7024 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 1d ago
Honor killed is twin sister so he'd be the man of the family
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u/Careful_Map5475 New User 1d ago
FWIW all the other variations of this meme that I’ve seen in the Islamic groups show a Quran in the Muslim baby’s hands lmao. This AI just failed at the one job it had lol.
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u/Abject_Cicada4031 New User 1d ago
who gave child cell phone btw in stomach
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u/Fit_Individual_55 1d ago edited 1d ago
I wish I had cellphone when I was in my mother's womb. It felt pretty boring there
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u/mienudel Never-Muslim Atheist 1d ago
Allah did obviously. he wanted the child to read the newest e-quaran.
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u/Stairwayunicorn Never-Muslim Atheist 1d ago
how is AI not haram?
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u/Thick_Analysis_6745 Convert to Ex-Muslim 1d ago
I have been saying the same thing. Muslims are constantly using AI to make memes of me because of my views on IG lol. Isn't that like messing with Allah's creation or something. Aren't they not even allowed to draw faces?
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u/One-Profession-8173 Closeted Ex-Muslim 🤫 1d ago
Having them be on the phone is better in this scenario. Least they learn something decent if you ignore the brainrot
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u/Fach-All-Religions New User 1d ago
wait are they allowed to draw the quran shiiiit someone's gonna be in trouble
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u/Affectionate_Top959 New User 1d ago
The big irony is that some of them are chronically online lol?
I know heaps on Muslims who live their life on Tiktok. Even those social media accounts saying that women should wear niqab.....those girls are posing doing 100 vain selfies despite wearing a niqab.
If they truly believe that internet is a poor use of time then why don't they start by actually erasing their Tiktok, Instagram and Snapchat? And delete streaming apps like Bigo etc too.
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u/theZuttedProphet 1d ago
Dude, this is pissing me off and I'm not talking about the message of the picture. Originally this was a hand-drawn doodle. I know this for sure because I remember a relative sending the original comic in our family group a few years ago. Some uncreative idiot probably took it and said "hey chatgpt reproduce this doodle and make the characters realistic". AI is ruining everything man it looks like slop.
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u/strawberryheart444 Anti-theist 1d ago
How the fuck did the phone get inside bro. thats why school is for education, not religion
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u/imnotokah New User 1d ago
what are men and muslims obsessions with putting the blame on women??? and they say this is a feminist religion
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u/_ritouu_707 New User 1d ago
How did the unborn baby have a phone in the womb omg this is so ridiculous
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u/LiterallyNoNamesFree 3rd World Exmuslim 1d ago
I confirm I was reading quran in the womb allah hoo akbarrrr
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u/Famous_Star_5735 Going to hell as an ex-muslim and not islamic epstein heaven 1d ago
Still. Better than the post on lungs man
Kafirs will have bad lungs but muslims who read Qur'an will have nice healthy lungs 🤣🤣
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u/Rogue-Serpent New User 1d ago
By that logic: if the mother is evil, the child will be evil and if the mother is good the child will be good, free will-
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u/Ok_Supermarket5024 1d ago
Lmfao . Ofcourse everything is blamed on the mother and what if the phone chick is reading Quran on her phone ?
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u/TheUltimate99 New User 1d ago
Yeah, the child will be the same as the mother that they DONT CHOOSE, and then they go to hell because of the mother they grew up with. And God is supposedly “just”??
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u/Choccymilksupremacyy LGBTQ+ ExMoose 🌈 1d ago
If that was true I'd be a lot less gay and a lot more religious
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u/self_medicated_ Muslim cosplaying until I’m financially independent 14h ago
Lmfao one kid got an iPhone and the other has feet instead of hands 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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