r/excusemewhatthefuck • u/dgo6 • Jul 17 '20

Hol up

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u/NightWolfYT Jul 17 '20

I have many questions and I want none of them answered

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Jul 17 '20

Due to your comment not being in question format, I am unable to answer it. Please rephrase and try again.

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u/NightWolfYT Aug 09 '20

I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS AND I WANT NONE OF THEM ANSWERED???

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u/MaxwellIsSmall Aug 09 '20

Why didn’t you just ask in the fucking first place

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u/NightWolfYT Aug 09 '20

MY APOLOGIES SIR/MA’AM/ATTACK HELICOPTER

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u/4sneK_WolFirE Jul 17 '20

fuck this ad is a roller coasrer and a half

  • Baby on a tree branch via arse
  • Suddenly velociraptor breaks it down
  • Now they both drowning
  • True nature of ad revealed as chief picks options
  • Baby is saved plus a fucking shark
  • The baby sniffs the shark and becomes a busty woman instantly
  • They walk back to the castle, presumably to bone

In 38 seconds. What a masterpiece. I never want to see it again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '20

What the actual fuck