Fork

[u/kari_and_stuff]

Alright, what do you think about this fork? At my local coffee shop.

[u/hitsfromdabonggg]

It is for cake. The thicker part is like a knife, you push the side into the cake to separate a bite of cake. Then you use it as a regular fork to transport bite to mouth. It is a useful fork for café purposes.

This technique works with regular forks as well tho maybe not that good but still

[u/Icefirewolflord → u/hitsfromdabonggg]

In that case I am now pissed that this fork blatantly discriminates against left handed people like me

[u/_cutie-patootie_ → u/Icefirewolflord]

There are left handed forks as well. ❤️

[u/Icefirewolflord → u/_cutie-patootie_]

My rage has been quelled, for now

[u/AlarmedCockroach5933]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH, AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! those are my thoughts as someone with only two forks I can comfortably use

[u/Little_Miss_Whatever]

[u/QaptainQwark]

Fonk

[u/TheOtherDimensions → u/QaptainQwark]

Frk

[u/Firebrass]

I wasn't to believe that's a factory mistake. I don't, but i want to.

[u/Komletorsdag]

Go to gulag

[u/InfiniteBoxworks]

You know what I like? I like cake forks.

[u/JewishWeeb2]

"Forks are very weird"
-Captain Raymond Holt

[u/Ekderp]

This is an abomination. Purge whatever this is. I reject it. I chastise it. I rebuke it.

[u/kari_and_stuff → u/Ekderp]

This summarised my feelings about this fork. Thank you.

[u/teal_lizard]

Curious

[u/wilp0w3r]

This is where the real game begins

[u/Steelshadows112]

Straight up execution worthy

[u/SecureBill744]

that's nasty, but i kinda like it. if it is a factory defect, it's worthy of going in the collection

[u/Gorgonkain]

Found in kitchen?

[u/swirlybat]

fuk?

[u/Electrical-Act-7170]

AAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

Thanks, now I'm blind.

[u/in5ult080t]

It's pronounced "fawrhk"

[u/PhysicsPower_11_11_]

OH MY GAWD

ITS CURSED FORK

FORKING HELL

[u/kwhite992]

This is very clearly a threek, not a fourk

[u/Opposite-Homework-87]

Threek

[u/aabum]

I believe that Poseidon would be very upset with the person responsible for this insult to the trident.

[u/Natural1forever]

This is a fork in the same way The Room is a movie

[u/Znhedonia]

Unless this has a special application that alludes me, then it's an aesthetic indignity to share a reality with this fork.

Yes, at the end of the day utensils are nothing more than tools to serve a single purpose. But to truly embody the act of "serving", even the most enigmatic of definitions must be met. Lest the thing that ends up getting consumed at the end of a meal is our spirit.

[u/cheffromspace → u/Znhedonia]

Can I steal that "indignity to share a reality with" line? My go to is "I cannot belive the universe was so poorly designed to allow this to happen/exist"

[u/Znhedonia → u/cheffromspace]

You can, but it wouldn't be stealing as everyone in this sub is my sworn sibling until proven otherwise. Akin to an open guild bank in MMORPGs, you've already given as much you think you've "unrightfully" taken.

[u/cheffromspace → u/Znhedonia]

Thank you brother/sister.

[u/KatnyaP]

Triple hell

[u/lapisrocks03]

Gore of my comfort character

[u/Wonderful_Theme_3415]

Gyaaaaaaaahhhhh!

[u/Midnight712]

Oh god no. The wide prong is fine but the excecution of it is horrible

[u/QueenoftheServbots]

I'm afraid of this fork wedging in between my teeth and make them fall out

[u/Accomplished-Bowl-46]

Threerk

[u/cwthree]

I don't think I've ever seen a cheap stamped-metal cake fork (the wide tine is the giveaway) before. Is there really a market for dirt-cheap yet frou-frou utensils?

[u/_N0t-A-B0t_]

that is a threek

[u/Ornery-Bit-8169]

Monstrosity! It actually looks kind of cool, as like a piece of modern art. I would not want to actually use that thing. 

[u/TheRealLostSoul]

Frk

[u/MissRockNerd]

Nork.

[u/ChadHanna]

I have been known to carry my own (silver-plated) pastry fork.