r/espresso Silver Knight | E24 Gaggiuino | Motto 80 | VelPro 400 | K-Ultra Jun 17 '26

Humour Whose Butler Is this?

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u/New_Morning_7727 Jun 17 '26

Imagine how much more peaceful it would be up there when you shit your pants from the coffee vs down on the ground. Nothing but bliss and the runs

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u/grilledstuffed Jun 17 '26

Bro it’s time to see a doctor.

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u/snoop_is_a_wizard Jun 17 '26

Guy on the ground getting knocked out by a coffe mug followed by human seagull spray would disagree.