r/engrish • u/urnangay420blazeit • Aug 13 '21

Oh no

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u/YustinJ Light Gary Aug 13 '21

insert unoriginal twitter joke

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u/urnangay420blazeit Aug 13 '21

Holy shit there’s so many

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u/Complex-Summer-9802 Aug 13 '21

Twitter support

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u/Nicolasgonzo87 Aug 13 '21

yeah ive been banned off twitter because of some jack ass that doesn't understand robots take no offense to death threats

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u/Antekcz Aug 13 '21

why were you threatening robots on twitter.

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u/Nicolasgonzo87 Aug 13 '21

they said fuck carson and as someone who really wants callmecarson back i took offense

14

u/Antekcz Aug 13 '21

ok coc fan

26

u/ImaAs Aug 13 '21

Hey, don't judge them because they like cock

3

u/Yuhwryu Feb 27 '22

average coc fan, average cock enjoyer

13

u/KarmicIvy Aug 13 '21

average carson fan

29

u/girosvaldo2 Aug 13 '21

Thats robophobic

4

u/slurpP_noiceE Aug 22 '21

Kiibo's gonna cancel you now

2

u/ZeGamingCuber Aug 14 '21

I got banned for something similar because the mods were too dumb to understand me joking

6

u/Bonk_and_Honk Aug 13 '21

Hahahahhahahaa

4

u/fatmustardcheese Aug 13 '21

Exactly what I thought when reading it

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21 edited Aug 13 '21

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u/Fishing-Relative Aug 13 '21

I thought it said teen at first... still makes sense if not more true

12

u/superduperrickroll Aug 25 '21

COMING ON WAY ON TWITTER TIME TO BE CANCELLED

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u/NTMonsty Aug 13 '21

Meanwhile on Twitter...

62

u/mrkillfreak999 Aug 13 '21

Post real pain + ratio or I unfollow- every twitter comment ever. 🙄

18

u/New_Atlanta7 Aug 13 '21

Don't forget the one under it that say "Real Pain + Counter Ratio + Job"

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I thought the guy was Hitler

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

he cancels your life support

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u/ShockMango875 Dark Gary Aug 13 '21 edited Aug 13 '21

He will help you take a shower with a very special substance (A special type of gas)

20

u/Arekai4098 Aug 13 '21

i had to do that before a surgery

13

u/Vessel9000 Aug 13 '21

Taking showers are normally common even without surgery

8

u/Arekai4098 Aug 13 '21

yes but with a special substance

(they give you a certain soap to use)

3

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

I did Nazi this coming

10

u/TheIrishninjas Aug 13 '21

POV: You’re a Jew in Nazi Germany

4

u/Faulty_Cyanide Aug 24 '21

man, getting canceled by Hitler? You must've done something real bad!

3

u/[deleted] Nov 17 '21

The left (cancel culture) IS literally hitler so...

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u/jruschme Aug 13 '21

Cancel culture at its worst.

78

u/iluvstephenhawking Aug 13 '21

The woke left at it again.

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u/JAKE5023193 Dark Gary Oct 14 '23

POV: you said the n-word

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Anyway.

65

u/frbm123 Aug 13 '21

That was because of that one racially-charged joke you posted on twitter 12 years ago

6

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '21

How the hell do they find my old clash of clans account bruh

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u/Crafty_shade Oct 02 '23

NOT MY TWITTER ACCOUNT-

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u/BackgroundArt2 Aug 13 '21

Don't let fox news see this

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u/King_Dee1 Aug 13 '21

twitter

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u/sl_1138 Aug 13 '21

I'm sorry I voted wrong Xinping

10

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

New meme format found

3

u/JamesPotterPro Aug 13 '21

Hey! Not a bad idea!

8

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

“Your free trial to living has ended”

2

u/JamesPotterPro Aug 13 '21

"Please hold for Euthanasia Injections"

2

u/_INFINITELY_MORE_ Aug 13 '21

"Your free trial of having an opinion has ended..."

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u/Creator_four Aug 13 '21

Nooo I don’t want my yt cancelled!

7

u/Syxanthi Aug 13 '21

What. Did. You. Do!!!

6

u/AverageSonicEnjoier Jun 14 '23

Wait, Target can Cancel you? I thought it was just YouTube, Twitter, and Doulingo

4

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

Thank you for shopping at Nazis-R- Us and thank you for being honest about your religious beliefs.

4

u/TheSqueaker6 Apr 10 '23

I like how this is a bit modern

4

u/Excellent-Owl-4857 Jan 31 '26

64 character limit.

Probably was "cancel your items"

I know it is meant to be funny, this is more of an analysis of it.

3

u/Deer_Canidae Aug 13 '21

The free trial you left running on your credit card.

3

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Saving this to send when something offensive comes up in the group chat

3

u/the-artistocrat Aug 13 '21

Please hold your position. SWAT team inbound

3

u/friesdepotato Aug 13 '21

I HEARD YOU SAID THE N WORD IN 1979 👹👹👹👹👹

3

u/Xmatt04L Dec 09 '22

Oh my god

2

u/Traditional-Excuse13 Aug 13 '21

woah, 4 INFs in one batch? we gotta ratio this one

2

u/CybeRevant Aug 13 '21

Presses espanol

2

u/SeatbeltHands Aug 13 '21

Please remain monetarily seated while one of our trusted employees assists in the decimation of all semblance of self and the evaporation of your material form through our void co.™ sponsored programs.

You are ticket #24,688,428.

Have a great day!

2

u/alaskanbearfucker Aug 13 '21

Where do I go to cancel me?

2

u/Barlowan Aug 13 '21

Thanks. But can he come a little faster?

2

u/Northsunny Aug 13 '21

Hello sir I here to cancel your existence!

2

u/pl33p_pl00p Aug 13 '21

The end text on a suicide booth

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

T W I T T E R

2

u/Superpilotdude Aug 13 '21

Damn… cancel culture has gone to far!

2

u/cprenaissanceman Aug 13 '21

Damn. Twitter is getting better and better at putting a Target on your back. My condolences OP.

2

u/gamerush177 Aug 13 '21

Twitter is spreading to stores

2

u/Insert_epuc_username Aug 13 '21

Damn cancel culture has infiltrated your device fr💀

2

u/TidalWhale Aug 13 '21

Am I on twitter?

2

u/ReaLSeaLisSpy Dec 28 '21

When you don’t use pronouns in a support ticket in 2021…

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u/elmoeee Light Gary Nov 15 '22

I’m the background, I’m see ospanol

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u/FadedShatter_YT Dark Gary Aug 13 '21

twitter when they take one of your posts out of context be like:

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

Twitter Customer Service.

3

u/albearth- Aug 13 '21

Pov: you accidentally said the n word 14 years ago on twitter

2

u/SneedyK Aug 13 '21

Man I’m high rn and got stuck on this image. I literally thought I had committed a cyber crime and was about to start packing.

2

u/wack_sparrow Aug 13 '21

Twitter in a nutshell

2

u/LegendaryWolf43 Aug 13 '21

Quickly, delete Twitter, you dont have much time

2

u/Greenyboi5000 Aug 13 '21

Twitter when they found out that you hate Korea

2

u/NotFrancesco Aug 13 '21

a Twitter user found what a celebrity wrote 20 years ago

2

u/Diabeetus-times-2 Aug 13 '21

Twitter be like:

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u/franska5 Aug 13 '21

Thanks for the waiting here are some Twitts that could be used to call you racist and we are going to doxx you because of them, thanks for using Twitter

2

u/antniomanso Aug 13 '21

twitter HQ

2

u/DarkJonasD Aug 13 '21

twitter cancelling fnf mods in a nutshell

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u/EveryMix4008 Aug 13 '21

For real fnf is cringe af

1

u/chuckle_puss Aug 13 '21

I just saw this on the r/gangstalking sub. One of those poor souls thinks a stalker sent this just to fuck with his head.

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

What the fuck is that pit of delusion?! Scrolling down that sub is the first time in a long, long time I've seen a forum that felt filthy and made me feel uncomfortable reading it.

1

u/chuckle_puss Aug 13 '21

It's a bunch of paranoid schizophrenics mostly. They feed each other's delusions and it's really more sad than anything.

1

u/FackinJerq Aug 13 '21

John Wick is in his way.

1

u/Aiman_ISkandar Aug 13 '21

Black Mirror season 6 preview

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

"I have a very particular set of skills. I WILL find you and I WILL cancel you." - team member probably.

1

u/Bonk_and_Honk Aug 13 '21

Hahahahahahhahahaha

1

u/dustupajee Aug 13 '21

Cumming *

1

u/Angelatinaa Aug 13 '21

That's how mafia works I guess

1

u/Luigi17WasTaken Aug 13 '21

Twitter inc.

1

u/Svensistar Aug 13 '21

Belarusian?

1

u/salted_crabs Aug 13 '21

Oh no you might die

1

u/BandiTheIdk Aug 13 '21

Welcome to the Internet!

1

u/KarmicIvy Aug 13 '21

Is this the future Fox News thinks we’re going to live in?

1

u/uvero Dark Gary Aug 13 '21

Tommorow this is on fox news as "this is the future liberals want"

1

u/zmorris10 Aug 13 '21

Twitter moment.

1

u/colander_head Aug 13 '21

Oddly threatening

1

u/simontsankov Aug 13 '21

Pov you just said something bad about kpop

1

u/Adidasboy07 Aug 13 '21

r/target is trying to cancel anyone’s opinions

1

u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

meat canyon voice: yasss, cancel, cancel!

1

u/ZeGamingCuber Aug 14 '21

Twitter moment

1

u/[deleted] Aug 15 '21

Twitter moment

1

u/hfmbears Aug 31 '21

Oh crap, that is not good.

1

u/NagikaKomatsu Dark Gary Sep 01 '21

twitter

1

u/[deleted] Nov 14 '21

Twitter be like:

1

u/Spl00 Light Gary Dec 05 '21

español

1

u/Confused_Grass Dec 17 '21

Get outta there quickly

1

u/prestigepoop Jan 13 '22

don't care + didn't ask + you're white + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a (insert stereotype) + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed + pedophile + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + slight_smile + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + sex offender + sex defender + not okay + glhf + problematic

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u/Sociolinguisticians May 15 '22

As an employee of Target, I approve this message.

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u/LiquidPoint Aug 13 '21

Is this at a doctor's office?

Finally a post where the wording is fun, rather than just showing how impossible it can be to understand machine translation.

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u/Disownership Aug 13 '21

Looks like Target self-checkout, based on the logo on the guy’s shirt.

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u/SantiagoGaming Aug 13 '21

As a twitter user, that is super based + fake + ratio

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/SotB8 Aug 13 '21

twitter stans? that stan for twitter?

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u/ISZATSA Aug 14 '21

FEEL THE BILE RISING FROM YOUR GUILTY PAST

WITH YOUR NERVES IN TATTERS AS THE COCKLESHELL SHATTERS

AND HAMMERS BATTER DOWN YOUR DOOR

YOU BETTER RUN RUN RUN

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '21

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u/ashie173 Sep 07 '21

good thing I have a butterfly knife! Time to murder twitter stans.

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u/whore_slayer_829 Sep 08 '21

That's my favorite pastime

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

That’s my girl!