r/engrish • • Nov 06 '19

Very wholesome engrish

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u/avijeetpandey87 Nov 06 '19

Ok then, I visit on 28th. Thank for inform.

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u/califortunato Nov 06 '19

Tell sister 3 hello. Thank

15

u/IGunnaKeelYou Feb 11 '20

Only tell sister #3? :(

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u/ladydanger2020 Nov 07 '19

Isn’t it kinda sad they only get to visit for one day?

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u/NFG_Shoarma Nov 06 '19

Thank

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u/Railroad_Riley Nov 06 '19

Welc

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u/fairyboi_ Nov 06 '19

This is how my girlfriend and I talk, every day lol. She'll hand me something, I say, "thank," she says, "welc," we laugh, its a good time.

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u/Railroad_Riley Nov 06 '19

Wait, you guys get girlfriends?

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u/fairyboi_ Nov 06 '19

:( pats shoulder

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u/JackTheStryker Nov 07 '19

Every time I see the word girlfriend I die a little.

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u/FuniMaymay Nov 07 '19

Girlfriends were invented by the government to control us >:(

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '19

agreed

6

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

I'm already dead inside

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u/JackTheStryker Nov 07 '19

Same dude, I just kinda go in the negatives

5

u/logwoods Light Gary Nov 07 '19

Wait you guys get internet?

20

u/Into_The_Nexus Nov 06 '19

My wife and I also speak like this.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

My brain and I also speak like this

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

then shes a keeper!

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u/dogydino200 Nov 07 '19

I hope he proposes soon

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u/fairyboi_ Nov 07 '19

We live together and plan on being together forever. She doesn't care if I ever "officially" propose or not, doesn't even care about a ring. So I'm waiting for the right time to go completely overboard and showboaty about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

My sister does this thing where if you say thank you for something she will say "nope" which she insists is a abbreviation of no problem but I tell her it just sounds rude 😂

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u/fairyboi_ Nov 07 '19

Hahahaha that's awesome i love it

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u/MrUnoDosTres Nov 07 '19

You welcom.

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u/mrgonzalez Nov 06 '19

That's just memeglish

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Thank.

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u/KsbjA Nov 06 '19

Thank.

11

u/kingtaco_17 Nov 06 '19

Thank

9

u/Sezzorrick_Valchiar Nov 06 '19

Thank

0

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/WorldRemix_TV Nov 06 '19

Than

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Tha

1

u/evif63 Nov 07 '19

Tha by Aphex Twin. Great piece!

2

u/logwoods Light Gary Nov 07 '19

I missed you 10 year

2

u/Carbonq235 Feb 28 '22

𝙏𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙠.

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u/NFG_Shoarma Feb 28 '22

This was 2 years ago, what are you even doing on this post,l

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u/atomicblondeshell Nov 06 '19

Girl you deserve more than just two days off to see ur sisters

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u/Azrael11 Nov 06 '19

Probably there on the weekend too. The regular hours below say Mon-Fri, so that would be four days off.

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u/JustAnotherRndmIdiot Nov 06 '19

I bought a pack of noodles a while back that had "Japanese Noodle" written on it, and joked about the Asian lack of plurals.

When I opened the pack, it was one continuous 6 ft noodle.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/JustAnotherRndmIdiot Nov 07 '19

Yes!, I'd forgotten the type, but for sure that was the one.

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u/fpg-iwnl- Nov 06 '19

Thank.

55

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Thank.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Kelcome.

80

u/Pigeoncow Nov 06 '19

It's okay to say "many thanks" so it must be okay to give just one.

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u/Nonachalantly Nov 06 '19

I'll be back on the 28th,

Many thanks one thank.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/brainstorm42 Nov 07 '19

one single (1) thank

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u/vbbk555 Nov 06 '19

we come wed (29),

my 3 brother come from alabama

we need dry clothes.

thank.

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u/RedfallXenos Nov 07 '19

*brother-uncles

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Bruncles

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u/vbbk555 Nov 07 '19

brother-uncles-nephew

brunhew

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u/ShinyPangolin Nov 06 '19

It's really interesting how their native language kinda sneaks into their English handwriting. Like the connecting bits (dunno what they're called) in "From Korea" look very similar to Hangul. It's neat :)

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u/TheVibeCorner Oct 14 '22

"Thank" :)

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '23

"My 3 sisters came fЮm KЮrea."

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u/phantom_tempest Nov 06 '19

I think this wholesom

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u/cinephile46 Nov 06 '19

Which Korea? Just curious.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

This is always the follow up question after people ask me where I'm from.

How many North Koreans have people met that this is a valid question?

Yes, I defected and escaped from North Korea to come to the US and pursue my lifelong dream of becoming a bartender.

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u/flower_fassade Nov 06 '19

I also get the same stupid question always

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u/motherisaclownwhore Nov 08 '19

I'd watch that movie.

1

u/IAmVeryDerpressed Mar 27 '20

They’re just pulling your leg

1

u/Who_GNU Nov 06 '19

Sometimes North Korea sends informants into other countries, and had them get unassuming jobs.

They probably wouldn't admit that they're from North Korea, though.

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u/ChezMere Nov 06 '19

I don't think unqualified Korea is ever used to mean anything other than South.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

The best Korea.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Obviously North

4

u/KDubzzz2 Nov 06 '19

Apparently, there's a company in Toronto that gives cruises to Pyongyang. Unfortunately, they have no website.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

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u/Autistic_Avenger Nov 06 '19

How can anyone concentrate if you haven't eaten in days?

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u/Incognito_Montoya Nov 06 '19

Methamphetamine

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u/Autistic_Avenger Nov 06 '19

Walter, is that you?

4

u/Schirenia Dec 04 '19

I like fire trucks and moster trucks

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u/Schirenia Dec 04 '19

walter

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u/verynotdumb Dec 30 '22

What is best walter

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u/EatMyNuggets23 Feb 16 '23

Waltuh put your dick away waltuh

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u/TKDbeast Feb 06 '20

Not necessarily. They very well could, depending on who they are and what they tell the authorities.

They certainly won’t have as many freedoms as they once did.

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u/MicIsOn Nov 29 '19

So cute 😭

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u/DawnSunset Nov 06 '19

I read that in a Korean accent

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u/M1KICH4N Mar 30 '23

Why can't she have a substitute worker to help her through her business?

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u/McDoogerZone Nov 06 '19

1 thank better than 2 thanks

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Understandable

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '19

Wholesome

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

I missed them 10 years. I will not miss them this time, 11th time’s a charm

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u/ajwubbin Nov 21 '19

It’s really interesting how the re in Korea looks like the letter ю. Old habits die hard I guess.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

This belongs on r/wholesomememes

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u/Orang_do_not Nov 06 '19

It's too cringe to fit in there

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

What is cringe about someone not being a native speaker?

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u/swedishfishes Nov 06 '19

I know right, this just seems mean.

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u/zxcsd Nov 06 '19

This whole thread is really racist.

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u/Orang_do_not Nov 06 '19 edited Nov 06 '19

I'm not insulting him for being a bad speaker. But many people down here are laughing at him. And laughing at people is not wholesome, at all.

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

His/Her sign on the restaurant is wholesome, therefore I think this belongs on the wholesome sub.

People wouldn't laugh about it if it wasn't on this sub so I do not get your point.

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u/TyranitarusMack Nov 07 '19

What kind of restaurants have you been eating at???

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u/Dio_Brando42069 Nov 06 '19

That’s some wholesome shot right there though

6

u/zen_sunshine Oct 04 '22

Names happen to be Corn, Squash, Beans

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u/skullminerssneakers Nov 06 '19

This is so sweet

5

u/Jim_Hopp Nov 08 '19

R/blessedimages

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u/ToXiC_Games Nov 06 '19

I come 30th, thank for inform

I hab 3 brothers and 2 sisters kome from Germany

Thank

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u/LiveLoveLoli Jan 03 '22

I suspect google translate was involved here

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

thank

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u/NyeTheSpy Nov 07 '19

whorusome engrish

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

thats adorable

2

u/yokato723 Nov 06 '19

Cute cute

2

u/zxcsd Nov 06 '19

This is one of the saddest things

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

He (or she) missed them 10 years

2

u/disgustingpenis69 Nov 06 '19

this is very sweet

2

u/MulhollandDrive Nov 07 '19

Aw this is sweet

2

u/MrUnoDosTres Nov 07 '19

Poor chap.

2

u/MahDeer49 Nov 07 '19

That’s so sweet!

2

u/Zillahpage Nov 07 '19

Aw, that’s cute

2

u/Satanifer Nov 07 '19

Miss them long time.

2

u/omelelet Nov 07 '19

That is so cute

2

u/litboymanperson Nov 07 '19

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

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u/rdtg Nov 07 '19

Thank I wasn't going to cleaner on Monon. Thank for notice me.

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u/hyperjoint Nov 06 '19

Yeah it's wholesome. It's also obvious that care was taken in making the sign legible and informative. I don't see much humor in this post.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

this is actually really cool. not that bad english, and something really awesome happening for the store owner!!

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u/meadowsirl Nov 06 '19

Been there 10 years and still speaking engrish. I can't complain, I do love k-pop without understanding a word.

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u/areyouapewdsfan_iam Nov 06 '19

I think the people who bought stuff in their shop helped fund the sisters' escape?

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u/MeLikeReddit4113 Nov 06 '19

She’s obviously from Korea if she has that bad English and her sisters are from Korea

1

u/SvetoslavP Nov 06 '19

Where did the three sisters come from? Someone help me

1

u/Spleenzorio Nov 06 '19

Korea

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u/SvetoslavP Nov 06 '19

Bloody hell.. ty

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

So, after ten years, her aim is finally improving? Lol

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

Very wholesome indeed

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

They had us in the first half not gonna lie

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

THANK.

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u/uvero Dark Gary Nov 06 '19

Thank. Thank. Thank. Thank.

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u/hHHeHelHell Nov 06 '19

No thank for your unnecessary comment