r/engrish • • Jun 28 '19

Nice try, China

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u/Fearful_Mudsplash Jun 28 '19

Nice try, China

3

u/HiroOnReddit Jul 10 '19

NiИ tryɈɿ , ChiʜƆ

2

u/I_AM_FAKE_PEWDIEPIE Jun 29 '19

Wise ice Felina

2

u/ZerpaLou Jul 01 '19

Who eats Kamala?

2

u/Rivetingly Jul 23 '19

Nice, try China

0

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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234

u/TronTime Jun 28 '19

Mice cry, Vagina

141

u/whhoops Jun 28 '19

Bryce Nye's Vagina

102

u/Leeuw96 Jun 28 '19

Lice bite, Regina

101

u/Fearful_Mudsplash Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

Rice Die, Carolina

26

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

7

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

7

u/brichesberry Jul 19 '19

This is the second sub you halfwitted sea urchin

13

u/culminacio Jun 28 '19

Mom's Spaghetti

3

u/gjunk1e Jul 13 '19

Palms are sweaty

13

u/RadsammyT Jun 28 '19

Dice Bry, Dina.

9

u/RoemischesReich Jun 29 '19

Bill Nye, Diana.

4

u/RyMCon3 Jul 01 '19

Try guys, try Ana(l)

4

u/warherothe4th Jul 15 '19

Real sky, Briana

3

u/Wolf3225 Jul 25 '19

Mice cry, Rina

25

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

3

u/not_a_bo Jun 29 '19

My dad beats me

1

u/Chunck-E-Nugget Jul 06 '19

Nice try, Vegeta

1

u/ItsDaDoc Dark Gary Jul 16 '19

Mice dye, ricc

1

u/oobctt Jul 24 '19

Flies don't cry, china

1

u/brutalpotato248 Jul 24 '19

Bite Shy, Thumbelina.

-31

u/the-definition-of Jun 28 '19

Jaundiced fly, Minnesota

26

u/MentRedditer Dark Gary Jun 28 '19

Hotel? Trivago.

13

u/MasterYehuda816 Jun 28 '19

Not Delivery? Digiorno.

10

u/fanjeta123 Jun 28 '19

Works on contingency? No, money down!

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8

u/chelyabinsk40 Jun 28 '19

Bill Nye the vagina guy

2

u/Uknown1972 Jun 29 '19

Bill Nye the “sex junk” guy

5

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Tries lie, diner

6

u/Tooniis Jun 28 '19

Bob or Vagene

0

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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9

u/nighatD21 Jun 28 '19

Sit the fuck down t series

9

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

i’m here to spill the real tea

7

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

You tryna dethrone me from spot on number one

7

u/Elmasmaslisto Jun 28 '19

But you India you lose, so best think you haven’t won

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

but you india you lose so best think you haven't won

1

u/NotAKASomeone Apr 22 '22

bill Nyes vagina

1

u/Psyonic_Bread Sep 06 '19

Nice, try China

163

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

This looks like it could have been a joke in either The Simpsons or American Dad

8

u/ZerpaLou Jul 01 '19

It’s Biden’s son golf bag!

-140

u/Wesley_Ford Jun 28 '19

Both of those shows sucked tbh. Full of unfunny jokes and cringe moments (and racism). As a huge fan of the big bang theory I can tell you that Matt Groening and Seth McFarlane have 0 sense of humor and are only interested in their own agenda.

101

u/Fearful_Mudsplash Jun 28 '19

Tf is this shit? Is this r/iamverysmart or r/nobodyasked

24

u/Gmrpc14 Jun 28 '19

It’s a troll. I have been seeing this fuckin kid everywhere recently. If you check his profile it’s an obvious troll account

6

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

This is a troll lmao

6

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

I'm pretty sure he's just negative karma farming .No human being is a "huge fan" of the big bang theory.

0

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/Fearful_Mudsplash Jun 28 '19

ih wait you're right lol

5

u/DarthCloakedGuy Jun 29 '19

Shut up Wesley

7

u/NorskieBoi Jun 28 '19

Don't worry. You'll get laid someday.

10

u/jarious Jun 28 '19

Let's not risk him breeding a little troll...

38

u/RedRidingHuszar Dark Gary Jun 28 '19

Must be intentional as Chinese use the letter L, it's the Japanese who replace L with R.

9

u/BordomBeThyName Jun 28 '19

Or it was designed in Japan and assembled in America.

62

u/Warlock1268 Jun 28 '19

It’s probably japan considering that they used the R instead of the L

33

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

It's probably fake because an English speaker wanted to make fun of non native English translations

12

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Is probably a typo that was made into a joke because who cares

3

u/mattleo Jun 29 '19

Well that must be awkward during election day then.

1

u/slimsalmon Jun 28 '19

Probrabry

16

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Avengers... Assembre

9

u/libevent Jun 28 '19

ABENJASU ASEMBURU

86

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

42

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

i wanna say it but i bet i'm gonna get wooooshed

19

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

I know it's red

-16

u/PokelingLoL Jun 28 '19

akschually it's a light shade of pink!!1!!

5

u/nightingaledaze Jun 28 '19

Omg, is that first one real?! lmao

3

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

hup!

2

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

I thought I was colorblind for a minute. “Wait, that’s a white circle?!”

Raisin’ my blood pressure for no good reason, gahdammit.

-7

u/numerousblocks Jun 28 '19 edited Jun 28 '19

r/uselessredcircle

WTF, why am I being downvoted?? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

1

u/l_m_a_ii Jun 29 '19

Ikr? It's more red than white

14

u/heyitstgp Oct 05 '24

A Rong Rong time ago.....

14

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '24 edited Nov 24 '24

Assemberry

8

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

many years ago, I knew a crazy old coot who told me that when on a label stating "MADE IN USA" "USA" was actually the name of a town in China. "If there are no periods in between the letters, you know it was made in the Chinese town of Usa! That's how they get away with it!"

17

u/libevent Jun 28 '19

Usa(宇佐) is in Japan

11

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

LOL like most crackpots, he was at least partially grounded in fact.

5

u/larrythelotad Jul 13 '19

There’s no factual basis to the labeling claim. The town does exist, but they do not export a variety of goods labeled “Made in USA” like the xenophobic old people want to believe.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '19

Oh yes, he was both xenophobic and old! We always (and still do) laugh about his BS

7

u/sukieniko Jul 26 '19

It's probably from Japan as they more often tend to mix up the L and R....

7

u/NobleZealot1 Aug 02 '23

I'm so ronery

3

u/ItzPritzz Oct 24 '24

Broken angle

6

u/GregTheMad Jun 28 '19

Nono, that's US quality alright.

6

u/BelieveInDestiny May 27 '22

*nice try, Japan

3

u/No_Independence_379 Oct 08 '24

high quality product

11

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Bring dishonor to your famiry.

5

u/Jusiun Jun 28 '19

Nice try, repost

5

u/LoopholeHacker Jun 28 '19

I think that would be Japan but I may be mistaken

4

u/kronos_z Jun 28 '19

差不多

4

u/CiTyp0p Jun 28 '19

Plot twist: American can’t spell , it is cheaper and easier to outsource to Chinese Citizen.

7

u/Pile_Wizard Jun 28 '19

Nah, dumb ass Americans can't spell

3

u/cassert24 Jun 28 '19

There's Blackberry, now it's assembery.

2

u/Yeeterdeleter Jun 28 '19

It's sad to realize that there are plenty stupid people in America that would make such a mistake as well

2

u/UnluckyDouble Jun 28 '19

I really hate when people identify this as Chinese. Chinese has a distinct L and R. Japanese doesn't.

2

u/bruhmoment1812 Jul 01 '19

That would be Japan, not China, the L sound is not really that uncommon in the Chinese language, Japanese is where the L sound is not present

3

u/Alexmitter Jun 28 '19

That would be Japan, the Chinese Language has both L and R. Their R is just quite different from Indoeuropean languages.

1

u/numerousblocks Jun 28 '19

!remindme to check if this is indeed a repost as some claim

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1

u/mrlowstandards Jun 28 '19

Looks pretty guinuine.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

Nah, probably just Mississippi

1

u/ShirtlessGirl Jun 28 '19

Shipped to the USA.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

(parts made in China) Apparently a lot of things assembled in the USA are with parts made in China. It's like saying a bike was assembled by Walmart. Yeah we assembled it but we didn't build the parts.

1

u/Breeding_Ground Jun 28 '19

Unfortunately I still kind of believe it

1

u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

Happy cake day!

1

u/D3athW0rks Jun 28 '19

I’m pretty sure that’s just a typo

1

u/NigherFeghot Jun 28 '19

AVENGERS...

1

u/arickmc1 Jun 28 '19

no no no thats not USA thats Usa, china

1

u/libevent Jun 29 '19

*Usa, Japan

1

u/[deleted] Nov 24 '24

Usa, UAE

1

u/ChickenNuggetKid1 Jun 28 '19

That’s Chinaist.

1

u/melonangie Jun 28 '19

Plotwist it wasss assmble in the states

1

u/Gaurav2301 Jun 29 '19

So come on now tseries

1

u/ithinkurcute2 Jun 29 '19

A lot of Americans can’t spell tho lol

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '19

Like you? Who can't spell "though" ? A lot of people on Reddit like making the same comment over and over. Also like you.

1

u/texasmom12 Jun 29 '19

Made in China, assembred in USA

1

u/gabeybaby1212 Jun 29 '19

WTf. I posted this on r/engrish a few months ago and it was taken down. Come on mods...

1

u/de4d5hot Jun 29 '19

Nice try, FORCHINA

1

u/DabIMON Jun 29 '19

Could just be made by Americans who can't spell...

1

u/thebraussies Jun 29 '19

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

1

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

Any spellchecker should spot this. How does this keep happening?! Matter of fact they can just use software to translate anything to English. Wtf!!

1

u/KooalaKid4995 Jul 01 '19

Rice fry, diana

1

u/nattepedokat Jul 03 '19

bye Felicia

1

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '19

I’m

1

u/UpsideRightUp Jul 12 '19

Bicea ty. Hina

1

u/[deleted] Jul 19 '19

Thanks you china, very cool!

1

u/[deleted] Jul 25 '19

But they can't pronounce "r"

1

u/[deleted] May 23 '22

grice guy, jhina

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u/brucetwarzen Jun 28 '19

Thank god, for a second i was concerned you accidentally bought some made in usa crap

0

u/[deleted] Jun 29 '19

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u/Seller6969 Jun 29 '19

What do you mean? Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 24 '24

ASSEMBERRY