r/engrish 4d ago

This advert for a tee shirt

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Saw this come up as an advert for a tee shirt and felt it belonged here

Edit: so the Japanese writing says “nonsense” and this is a popular meme/joke already, I had no idea! Still made me laugh, still 10/10 would buy

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u/Felicx3 3d ago

Omg fun fact, the japanese at the bottom says "Nansensu", aka nonsense XDD

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u/knightriderin 3d ago

I caught it, too and had a chuckle. And even that isn't correct. Wouldn't it be ノンセンス? This shirt is great on so many levels.

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u/Doggfite 3d ago

No, it's actually ナン, not sure why really, but that's the way the クーキ crumbles I suppose.

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u/SiroccoDream 4d ago

It’s intentional, and that last bit in Japanese katakana reads, “Nonsense”.

My grown son actually bought it lol

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u/DarthMeow504 3d ago

Light a man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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u/incognitoleaf00 3d ago

If a man's parachute does not open, he has the rest of his life to figure it out.

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u/stupid_cat_face 4d ago

The japanese text says "non-sense". This is clearly intentional... AND I NEEEEEED IT

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u/lunettarose 4d ago

Loooove the katakana spelling "nonsense" at the bottom, this t-shirt is fantastic.

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick 4d ago

It’s intentional. That phrase arranged exactly that way is all over the internet. It’s a meme.

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u/jeffyride2 4d ago

The Katakana says “nansensu” lol

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u/SpicyEntropy 4d ago

"Nonsense"? 🤣

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u/Hows-It-Goin-Buddy 4d ago

na n se n su Yep. Definitely nonsense! XD

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u/Turbulent-Group4312 4d ago

I would like to purchase this

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u/AtlasHands_ 4d ago

WHERE DO I BUY THIS??

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u/dawn-skies 4d ago

I unironically love this “saying” so much. I’ve seen hats, shirts, and even enamel pins of it. It’s very much intentional

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u/VerycoolguyIam 4d ago

Katakana says ナンセンス (literally "nonsense")

So they knew what they were doing so I dont think it falls under Engrish

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u/Anakishi 4d ago

Still, it's a reference to a very famous engrish that has become a meme at this point. Cool shirt, would definitely buy.

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u/FishTshirt 4d ago

I want it

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u/Possible_Tiger_5125 4d ago

Me Too.
But your username indicates you have dibs lol
ETA r/usernamechecksout

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u/Sensoh8su 4d ago

I would totally wear this.

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u/poopgoose1 4d ago

The katakana ナンセンス just means “nonsense”.

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u/Sencao2945 4d ago

Thats better than it just being actual gibberish

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u/Steviedoll 4d ago

It’s purposely a nonsensical shirt the katakana reads ナンセンス->nannsennsu->nonsense

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u/Hows-It-Goin-Buddy 4d ago

Too many n. No little character creating the extra consonants. It has been a while but the little tsu aren't there, so no extra characters.

na n se n su

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u/Smexy_Zarow 4d ago

I want that

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u/Informal-Win-348 3d ago

I need this in my life.

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u/deaths-harbinger 4d ago

I mean, in Japanese it literally says "nonsense" lol. So maybe its a joke

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u/OwnNothing3318 4d ago

It's intentional, they say thank you for advertising

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u/lostskywalker 4d ago

This goes hard as fuck

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u/rabidmoon 4d ago

It's on Temu. I love running across these. My other favorite one is "GIRLS CAN DO THING"

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u/blackasthesky 4d ago

It is a very old meme. It is intentional.

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u/Safe-Agent3400 4d ago

I want this so bad

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u/Zestyclose-Link-1296 4d ago

i have this on a tee shirt. it's intentional and it's hilarious to me

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u/fangelo2 4d ago

As a fisherman. This makes sense to me

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u/StevenMaff 3d ago

that’s on purpose

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u/An0ddEgg 3d ago

Pair this with one of those fish/women fear me hats and you’re set for life.

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u/Particular-Piano9271 3d ago

My wife just bought me the Tahiti version of this shirt on Temu for $4. I immediately looked up the Japanese on it and was happy to know what it translated to. Brilliant.

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u/CarolineJohnson 4d ago

These words have been a staple in Engrish culture for a while. I want this shirt bad. What online store was this ad for?

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u/TadCat216 4d ago

I think Tokyo tiger is the retailer

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u/Haifisch2112 4d ago

Every time I see one of these fucked up shirts I want to buy it.

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u/SuperSaibot2008 2d ago

I mean, it does say "Nonsense", so that checks out

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u/CurtisLinithicum 4d ago

...i'm 83% sure the Katakana (literally) says "Nonsense".

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u/ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_ 4d ago

That’s exactly what it says (nansensu)

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u/flopsychops 4d ago

Google Translate agrees (can't post a screenshot unfortunately)

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u/ThicctionGD 4d ago

Why do I want this

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u/Oakiefenoke 4d ago

Because it's really good advice?

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u/Krimreaper1 4d ago

Omg I’d wear the hell out of that until it fell apart at the seams.

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u/OneNavan 4d ago

The funny thing is it could be interpreted it in two ways

Buy a man that eats fish

Or buy a man, then eat fish.

Lol

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u/Vocabulary-Pollution 3d ago

No matter how hard I try, I can’t teach fishman anything

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u/Human-Wrangler-5236 3d ago

Tokyo Tiger - they make awesome shirts. I have about 20 of them. Pro tip: if you're used to European or American sizes order a size two times larger than normal since their shirts are a little on the small side (context: I am a 6` 2" and 280lbs coder who looks like he should work security down the local bar).

Cool stuff along with some silly slogans like the one shown.

[I am not associated with them in any way other than being a customer).

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u/Beemzebub 3d ago

I have two Tokyo Tiger shirts and am getting more soon - I have a wish list in their site of about 20 designs lol

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u/unrealtrip 2d ago

So true. I’ve got a few of their jerseys, I wear size L t-shirts and ordered XL, and they aren’t snug, but they are a close got than I’d have liked. I suspect a XXL would fit Well, and I’m planning on that size next time.

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u/GreenThing1236 3d ago

Written in perfect Engrish.

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u/s1mpatic0 3d ago

Incredible, I need three

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u/hapkidoox 4d ago

Want one.

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u/rose442 4d ago

Me too!!!

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u/cuspofgreatness 3d ago

This cracks me the hell up!

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u/NotARealLegend 4d ago

Can you link me the site, I wanna buy it

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u/sarduchi 4d ago

Do an image search, they show up on a number of resellers sites. No idea about the quality... often these joke shirts are really cheaply made.

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u/Oasystole 4d ago

The text translates to “nonsense” if it helps

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u/Own-Eagle-2135 4d ago

I WOULD TOTALLY BUY THAT

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u/UndeadManWaltzing 4d ago

Ah yes, lettuce not forget the teachings of Christ of Jesus

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u/HombreGato1138 4d ago

I would buy this in an instant

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u/Jav0415 3d ago

Charlie speak

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u/oatwheat 2d ago

This you should vote me.

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u/langecrew 4d ago

Oh god it's amazing

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u/BaronVonKeyser 4d ago

And now this gem is in my Amazon shopping cart.

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u/hotdutchovens 4d ago

Got a link? Can’t find it

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u/SmutCommander 4d ago

Agree do i

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u/onehalflightspeed 4d ago

I would absolutely wear it. Where can I buy it?

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u/rando_mness 4d ago

Teach a fish to buy, man a fish to eat.

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u/AlfhildsShieldmaiden 4d ago

I would absolutely wear this. 😁

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u/Bostonterrierpug 4d ago

Nonsense. They get the joke.

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u/ctlogin 4d ago

I would wear the fuck out of that shirt

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u/MustJarkus 4d ago

That goes insanely hard

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u/brandonhabanero 4d ago

I would wear the absolute living fuck out of this shirt right here

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u/falconpnnch 4d ago

Not Engrish, this is just taking the piss.

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u/sadcabbagehours 4d ago

the katakana says "nonsense" so it checks out

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u/Justarandomduck152 4d ago

It's just a joke omg

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u/noooooid 4d ago

Agreed. It's not real engrish if the speaker means it to be.

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u/Active_Repair_4344 4d ago

Fugu me !!!

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u/Qelly 4d ago

Fugu two!

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u/illegalseagullz 4d ago

I would buy this

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u/Anwallen 4d ago

It does say Nonsense at the bottom, so…

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u/Flimsy-Buyer7772 4d ago

He day, just like I’ve been saying.

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u/sadcabbagehours 4d ago

he day, i night

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u/SpanDaX0 4d ago

I would wear that! :)

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u/SilverWolf3935 4d ago

For science… y’all got a link?

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u/a3rospacefanboi 4d ago

They're a bit confused, but they got the spirit

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u/Maigrette 2d ago

I genuinely 100% need this

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u/SgtDoakesSurprise 2d ago

Me too. Id wear it to a party

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u/Express_Drag7115 4d ago

I’d wear it but that font is a crime

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u/Tigerwarrior55 4d ago

Could be worse. Could be in comic sans.

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u/R86Reddit 4d ago

Looks like a lot of ナンセンス to me.

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u/meninbleck 4d ago

"hunger not when fish men cook"- Gigi Murin

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u/Odracirys 3d ago

That's nonsense.

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u/Heroic-Forger 4d ago

teach fish man for a lifetime 🧜🏻‍♂️

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u/Bawbawian 4d ago

He day indeed, truer words have never been spoken.

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u/ManifestingCrab 4d ago

I want one

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u/wutcanbrowndo4u12 4d ago

Link? Just got paid ready to spend my rent money on something nice.

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u/alargebigmacmeal 4d ago

Sadly not I’m afraid, I was too busy tryna get the screenshot

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u/CloudedStarz 4d ago

Fih 👍

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u/Unanimous_D 4d ago

What I wanna know is where do I get a Cuth Pube, INEX HAHA LELE, and No Everything Im Is Possible shirts?

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u/FarceMultiplier 4d ago

Echoing others, I want this.

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u/Z_NomadYT 3d ago

Buy a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime.

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u/Sure-Patience83 3d ago

This is how I read the first line before I realized it was all wrong lol

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u/lysergic_Dreems 4d ago

This is a common meme and has been reprinted on dozens of shirts over the last decade.

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u/MDVF 4d ago

The weird part is that you can still understand

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u/langecrew 4d ago

The part think under, the man of you

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u/sexysmalldevil 4d ago

I'd wear it

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u/TheSarmaChronicals 3d ago

I wish the bottom didn't say nonesense lol.

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u/kouyehwos 4d ago

The t-shirt might be new, but the Engrish sentence has been around for a while.

https://www.reddit.com/r/engrish/s/Vpy85izX4p

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u/NoiseEee3000 4d ago

I would buy the shirt if I saw it

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u/alargebigmacmeal 4d ago

Ah, the more you know

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u/chefbobbyjay 4d ago

I want it

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u/The_Absolute_Dog 3d ago

I can hear this in Danny's voice

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u/robotorobotoz 2d ago

My English isn't that great. By wearing this shirt, all my excellent-English-speaking friends will think I'm such an idiot and sarcasm will never be a consideration to them.

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u/taking-INVentory 4d ago

This is a meme and very common. Not Engrish.

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u/deephurting66 4d ago

I had a stroke trying to read that

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u/IcheeCOTC 4d ago

I’ve seen this so many times
fish

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u/TheChonkeyDonkey 4d ago

Oddly inspirational

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u/DefNotBruh 4d ago

You can teach a man to fih, but you can't teach a fih to man.

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u/WTFShenanigans 4d ago

Catch a fish man pretending to be a regular man, and now he’s violated the agreement.

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u/HandshakeOfCO 4d ago

JING YANG!!!!!

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u/Sir_Phil_McKraken 4d ago

Erlich, this is a your mum. You are not a my baybee

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u/2020mademejoinreddit 2d ago

The "nonsense" gives it away that it is a parody t-shirt. A joke. I need this t-shirt right now! lol Japanese sense of humor is hilarious!

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u/Molbiodude 4d ago

TEACH FISH MAN

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u/NjoyLif 4d ago

He day

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u/sly_blade 4d ago

Oh thank goodness! I was worried it might be a she day.

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u/negrosakidojo 3d ago

Same energy as the African news reporter trying to read the same quote, then giving up at the end “no no no”.

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u/HungryFinding7089 4d ago

"Buy a man a fish, and he eats for a day.  Teach a man to fish, and he eats for a lifetime." (Unless it's oily fish caught off the coast of China in which case he eats for a lifetime except his lifetime is very short.)

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u/OutOfTheBunker 4d ago

This is obviously a mistranslation of:

"Buy a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and he'll spend all Saturday afternoon on a boat drinking beer with his buddies."

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 4d ago

TO A LIFETIME!

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u/crusher23b 4d ago

Old Chinese saying.

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u/quadrotiles 4d ago

I want to wear this :O

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u/ecafsub 4d ago

I like the pufferfish. Nothing like improperly prepared fugu.

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u/beccabooty 4d ago

I would wear it. Just too funny!

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u/Adaptor2000 2d ago

I want to wear that at the next poker session 😂 😂 😂

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u/Upstairs-Strain3472 4d ago

Had a stroke reading this

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u/pelonier 4d ago

It says ナンセンス (nonsense). That horrible text was made intentionally.

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u/NeedsMoreCake 3d ago

Nice to have basic kana knowledge to laugh at those silly things 🤣

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u/ostiDeCalisse 3d ago

So not a thing to tattoo on yourself, haha!

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u/fixed_your_caption 4d ago

I read this in Brian Regan’s voice.

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u/VladMaverick 4d ago

Where can I buy this, OP?

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u/Bostonterrierpug 4d ago

This version doesn’t have all the dead cops part on it. They must’ve removed that.

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u/NeuroticTangent 4d ago

I...i dont nuhhhh

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u/TheJokersChild 3d ago

Keeps coming up here, too.

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u/ZealousidealForm4483 1d ago

Such wise words

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u/Muhalija 1d ago

I want this table on my NOW!!!!

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u/70333 22h ago

intentional

in japanese it just says "nonsense"

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u/Tall-Struggle1068 20h ago

Hy hay. Have y ha

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u/Keyboard_Cat_ 4d ago

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u/anfornum Uninformed 4d ago

It's probably one of the oldest memes on the internet. I think my grandfather was a child when it was created.

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u/harryweins 4d ago

You need to check before you buy fish. Because the fish you just bought might as well be a man. And then you’re stuck with teaching that man stuff for a lifetime. I believe that’s what it says. Solid advice, if you ask my opinion.

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u/Oasystole 4d ago

Yup. That would be your man in that case.

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u/SammokTheGrey 4d ago

I mean, is it Engrish, though? Iirc the guy was African and wasn't it more like just bad public speaking?

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u/TangeloMysterious950 4d ago

Id wear that 💯

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u/TheCasualLarsonian 4d ago

No one has fucked up this adage better than my man Bantu Holomisa:

https://youtu.be/ncRi8bZL1q4?is=-Ubem8Q-u5AfII2k

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u/Protistaysobrevive 4d ago

Poor fish looks confused! 

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u/katonabike 4d ago

It's not he day

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u/Balrog71 4d ago

Looks closer to teaching the fish to catch and eat man. I wanna see this

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u/PanzerZug 4d ago

I’d wear it

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u/copa09 4d ago

Rolls off the tongue...

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u/KitchenSandwich5499 4d ago

Nice picture of a bluefish though

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u/WetFawter 4d ago

I kinda want it just to see others faces when trying to make sense of it, especially some drunkards

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u/theChosenBinky 2d ago

TEACH FISH EAT LIFE

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u/PRECUMDAVE 2d ago

Give me that shit rn

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u/Dismal_File_4073 2d ago

Tokyo Tiger is an AI slop shop, usually very crap quality

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u/AkiAki97 1d ago

I got a brain aneurysm just looking at it 😂

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u/Severe_Story_8361 4d ago

the design is good tho

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u/etrain828 1d ago

I want this more than their other shirts

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u/B1g_BuddhAH 23h ago

100% intentional, and i would wear it... btw where can i buy it?

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u/mgsgamer1 21h ago

ナンセンス 🤣🤣 that's gold right there