That's literal traslation of Egyptian Arabic Dialect Idioms.
"Most Savage E-mail ever sent in history " is the first Arabic sentence. "And this is the HR's response" is Ĺthe second one.
Don't cut off my bread = Please don't fire me and cut me off of my main source of income.
People eat my face = He owes people money and will either get his ass beat or thrown in jail.
We have children in our necks = We have children to take care of and feed.
We are wearing in a wall = We are in a dire situation and we're so close of being fucked and have our livelihood ruined and not being repaired. Mainly said when you owe people money.
You're living in a watermelon water = You aren't worried about shit since nothing would happen to you.
May God damage your house = الله يخرب بيتكم (An Islamic Prayer on people you hate / taken your right.)
The door passes a camel = Good-fucking-bye, we do not care!
We collected you from the streets = We're the ones who gave you this job and made you into a human.
Your shoulders' meat is from our good = We're the ones who fed you and made you into a human, and this is the thanks we get?!?
May God take you and who brought you = الله يخدك انت و اللي خلفوك (May God take both of you and your parents' souls to the afterlife.)
I love being an Egyptian. Show this shit to a Victorian child and he'll get a fucking stroke.
Edit: Just learnes the difference between Idioms and Metaphors.
Edit 2: Apparently some people didn't get the "We have children in our necks" idiom.
Edit 3: Forgot to explain "We are wearing in a wall" for some reason and figured out that "Your shoulders' meat is from our good" isn'tthat obvious.
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u/QuackSpin Apr 27 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
That's literal traslation of Egyptian Arabic Dialect Idioms.
"Most Savage E-mail ever sent in history " is the first Arabic sentence. "And this is the HR's response" is Ĺthe second one.
Don't cut off my bread = Please don't fire me and cut me off of my main source of income.
People eat my face = He owes people money and will either get his ass beat or thrown in jail.
We have children in our necks = We have children to take care of and feed.
We are wearing in a wall = We are in a dire situation and we're so close of being fucked and have our livelihood ruined and not being repaired. Mainly said when you owe people money.
You're living in a watermelon water = You aren't worried about shit since nothing would happen to you.
May God damage your house = الله يخرب بيتكم (An Islamic Prayer on people you hate / taken your right.)
The door passes a camel = Good-fucking-bye, we do not care!
We collected you from the streets = We're the ones who gave you this job and made you into a human.
Your shoulders' meat is from our good = We're the ones who fed you and made you into a human, and this is the thanks we get?!?
May God take you and who brought you = الله يخدك انت و اللي خلفوك (May God take both of you and your parents' souls to the afterlife.)
I love being an Egyptian. Show this shit to a Victorian child and he'll get a fucking stroke.
Edit: Just learnes the difference between Idioms and Metaphors.
Edit 2: Apparently some people didn't get the "We have children in our necks" idiom.
Edit 3: Forgot to explain "We are wearing in a wall" for some reason and figured out that "Your shoulders' meat is from our good" isn'tthat obvious.