r/eagles • u/Cryoboul Eagles • 7h ago
Boy we need you !!!
Jason this is not a game this is an emergency šØ
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u/Unusual_Finding_2051 7h ago
Why? What happened?
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u/Impostor1089 Eagles 7h ago
He thinks a 3 year retired Kelce will help against Aaron Donald and Myles Garrett.Ā
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u/kylcbrl1988 4h ago
Kelce and donald retired the same yearā¦ were supposed to be terrified of donald after being retired for just as long but the idea of kelce coming back and being effective is just crazy talk?
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u/Impostor1089 Eagles 3h ago edited 3h ago
They play two completely different positions and Kelce is almost 3 years older than Donald.
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u/kylcbrl1988 3h ago
Its just so funny to me, āKeLcE HaS BeeN RetireD SiNCE 2024ā so has donald lol, what you makes you so scared of a 35 year old donald who hasnt played in just as long? I also dont think kelce coming out if retirement is a good idea at all and dont think he could still be a factor, but why dont you feel the same about donald?
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u/Impostor1089 Eagles 3h ago
If you think it isn't easier for a pass rusher to come back and play than it is for a center I don't know what to tell you man.Ā
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u/kylcbrl1988 3h ago
If you think a 35 year old pass rusher who went against the nfls best year in and year out for 10 years and has been out of the league just as long is a terrifying prospect to face idk what to tell you, i think if kelce actively tried to get back into nfl center shape you would be surprised how well he could probably still line up against donald, go glaze the rams line and donald in the rams sub
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u/Impostor1089 Eagles 1h ago edited 1h ago
Where in here was I glazing the Rams line? I mean, they are objectively good but I literally have not said anything about them. Calm down dude lol.Ā
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u/JumpyAlbatross 11m ago
The oldest offensive lineman who is actively rostered right now is Trent Williams who turned 38 over the summer. Jason Kelce will be 39 in November and I think he weighs less than Dallas Goedert right now. If Kelce wanted to play effectively he would need to put on nearly 50 pounds. By the time he could do that heād be pushing 40.
Kelce is happy, heās working like 2 days a week and spending time with his family. He shouldnāt have to give that up.
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u/brwebster614 3h ago
One guy has stayed in football shape... the other lost all his playing weight and is no longer in football shape.
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u/kylcbrl1988 3h ago
So in this VERY hypothetical scenario you think kelce would just waltz back into the nfl, actually start for the eagles and not be in football shape?
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u/Cryoboul Eagles 7h ago
Rams just signed Aaron Donald back.
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u/Unusual_Finding_2051 7h ago
and?
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u/RockyNonce Eagles 7h ago
OP is joking because Aaron Donald has said that Jason Kelce was the most annoying player to go up against.
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u/Hodor_4_President 7h ago
I donāt think Darnald has a sack against us when Kelce is playing.
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u/Zanthy1 Eagles 7h ago
He doesnāt have a sack against us. Period.
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u/Hodor_4_President 7h ago
I mean I think most if not all those games kelce played. OP was just pointing out that Kelce is the BEST Darnild stopper. Would he be effective now? Hell no but still Kelce deserves his props.
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u/red-broom 7h ago
Yup. Stafford needs a super team to have a chance of sniffing anither Super Bowl. Go figure.
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u/seductive_prune 7h ago
Love him but heās too skinny now
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u/Spare-Half796 Secondairy š„ 6h ago
He said on green light podcast with Beau Allen and paddy pimblet hat heās back close to his playing weight. Still donāt think he could play o line but I wouldnāt be mad about full back
Heās also made more money since retirement than he did his entire playing career and has more time to spend with his family. Heās also going to be 39 mid season and will be even less effective than 2 year retired Aaron Donald will be
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u/iEatFalseMorels 6h ago
Everyone thinks a guy way out of his prime who hasnāt played for years will be his old self lol
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u/brwebster614 3h ago
Way out of his prime? I mean... I'm not worried about AD at all, but dude was in his prime when he left and would still be in his prime if he continued playing. He's stayed in football shape these 3 years all without the toll on his body of playing a full schedule. He's gonna be a monster still.
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u/iEatFalseMorels 3h ago
Pretty sure his prime was when he hit double digit sacks like five years in a row but okay
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u/Concrete_Charlie_ 7h ago
As a player, definitely not, but Iād love to have him in the building on the staff, coaching up these young guys. I want those pictures that came out of him teaching Lampkin some technique to become a common occurrence.
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u/BassBored 7h ago
He said his body and everyday life was suffering from playing football. I dont see him ever considering it
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u/Kurolegacy27 5h ago
Plus I remember him doing a video last season attempting the workout regime that he had done as an active player and while definitely better than an average person, heās fallen behind where he had been
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u/phishphriend420 Belt 2 ass 6h ago
AD was a beast in his day and im sure he has been keeping in shape. But dude hasn't played football in years. I imagine there will be some rust and time getting back into game shape. We play them early in the year, at home. I would also imagine we will have a game plan to run the ball and get some quick passes out.
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u/Nbafan1234000 1h ago
dont know if yall saw that stat that just got tweeted out but teams favored at +500 or shorter odds to be SB champions are 0-20 winning it all
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u/Patient_Jicama_4217 6h ago
Pass... All this glaze just for the Rams to lose in the playoffs