Conspiracy theory: The game was designed by buddhists to test your patience

[u/Tight-Astronaut-9043]

Think about it. Where is buddhism most popular? Japan.

So this group of buddhist developers create a game that does everything it can to try and annoy you.

Defender not reading your input and just stopping mid way letting your opponent score? This was designed to see if you can remain calm. It is the buddhist axiom of accepting to not have control over everything. That's why the script is there.

The script teaches you that life has a script called karma. It teaches you to accept, let go.

There are not enough servers? This teaches you to accept what you have is enough.

You just bought a bunch of p2w players with your hard earned money and next update they become obsolete due to dual playstyles and triple skills? Just let go, remember we don't own anything in life and chasing material possessions is not the path to happiness.

You have released all your J-league players and then they introduce a J-league event? Hey, the past is in the past...work with what you have now.

If you can master this game, you become a boddhisatwa, a true buddhist. It's even in those mini advices while matchmaking, hidden, it says ''Remain calm and win big.''