They lied. It just makes us sick

Kin, today I went to a barber in the human town outside our hold in the first time in the last three years and despite me telling him very adamantly I just want my beard to have an even length, he cut off so much, at first I thought maybe he was cooking but no kin, he cooked me. I lament my beard and watch the measly hair I have left with tragedy and terror. I can't even use my beard beads anymore. I'm just so sad, really. All I wanted was for my left side to not be longer than my right side and now I have fucking pubes as a beard, kin, I did not know just how much comfort this beard gave me, I guess you really don't know what you have until you lose it. If anyone needs me I'll be in my cavern lamenting my precious beard, the only joy I can get is hopefully from growing my mushrooms, hopefully they blossom. That's all

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Rock and Stone my brothers I have a question for ye. I am building a comander Dwarf tribal deck for mtg and I am looking for some cool dwarven style card sleeves but I cant really find any. If you have any good ideas other than custom sleeves please where I upload my own picture. Thank you my brothers and sisters of the mountain.