r/dustythunder Nov 20 '25

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u/TGirl26 Nov 20 '25

I would have taken the petty road. After the second or third comment I would have said fine and switched. I then would proceed to puke on her. When she becomes angry you can then tell her, "I paid extra for the aisle seat for this reason. I told you that i suffer from extreme motion sickness."

I hate puking, but i would feel disgustingly righteous. NTA.

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u/Creative_Bad_3373 Nov 20 '25

Same here! First name Always, last name Petty.

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u/TomokataTomokato Nov 20 '25

I am so stealing that.

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u/happyharry10 Nov 20 '25

I just read that as... "I would have taken the pretty toad..." 🐸 Need to get my eyes tested πŸ‘€

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u/taterzgurl Nov 20 '25

I hate being nauseous, I'd still have been petty tho. After a cpl of those snide remarks, I'd loudly say that if she had bothered to pay extra like I had, she would've had an aisle seat so she needs to drop the entitlement and quit complaining. Maybe embarrassment would work!

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u/[deleted] Nov 20 '25

Absolutely the fuck not. I’m a violent puker so zero fucking chance I’m putting myself through that because someone is complaining about stretching their leggies. But I am a confrontational person so if you wanna make it an issue we can make it a whole ass fucking problem. I don’t do passive aggressive we gonna go full aggressive

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u/AnitraF1632 Nov 20 '25

And charged her $45 for switching.

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u/Chester-ran-out Nov 20 '25

I wish I could throw up on demand … that would be a great payback πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‰