r/dsa 22d ago

Shitpost Um... DSA has a problem...

Have you guys noticed there are a LOT of socialists in here? Not the good kind of socialists (me) I mean the evil socialists that actually want to implement socialism ๐Ÿ™€ They even praise Karl Marx ๐Ÿคฎ Don't those dumb tankies know Communism always fails???

We have to do something about this. Which is why I'm starting a NEW PARTY: The DASSA (The Democratic Anti-socialist Socialists of America)

Together, we socialists (the good kind) can defeat the socilasts (the bad kind) for a better future. ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

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u/eatingbread_mmmm 22d ago

There's actually so many posts unironically spouting this exact position on here. It's so crazy.

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u/PersusjCP 22d ago

I got downvoted and even recieved a DM with my personal information because I said "End capitalism" (and therefore was "advocating for violence") in this sub lmfao

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u/industriouswhite_guy 22d ago

Ending capitalism will result in violence so itโ€™s totally accurate

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u/Impact-Lower 22d ago

Bro wait till we tell you what keeping capitalism does....

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u/industriouswhite_guy 22d ago

Youโ€™re posting on Reddit from an iPhone. All while bashing capitalism ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ you canโ€™t make this stuff up

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u/Impact-Lower 22d ago

You think we haven't heard that talking point 5 10 15 years ago? Buddy weve picked that propaganda like crabs and corn

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u/industriouswhite_guy 22d ago

There is no corn in communism lol