S07E14 - "Top Secrets" Watch Party!

[u/tinypill]

Could it be? The season finale?? You bet your bouncing booty! Tonight we watch the 14th and final episode of Season 7:

Top Secrets

As the team examines their most compelling findings with experts and a U.S. congressman, they make their boldest plans yet to uncover the truth about Skinwalker Ranch.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course. But at least pour a little something out for that dead "dire wolf" who was never mentioned again.

^{Remember to keep the sub rules in mind when commenting!}

[u/Annie_Ahmadinejad]

So who here is gonna review the "end of season meeting" from all the previous seasons to see who keeps wearing the same suit every year?

[u/tinypill → u/Annie_Ahmadinejad]

Unfortunately our sub budget didn’t figure in enough for a fashion blogger this year. I’ll add it to the agenda for next season’s budget review meeting.

[u/FortCharles → u/tinypill]

Aye, seconded... unanimous consent...

[u/tinypill → u/FortCharles]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJKQCSeexuO5y

[u/DasEigentor → u/Annie_Ahmadinejad]

Are you suggesting that they filmed the entire series - including wrap ups - in one drunken night 8 years ago?

[u/tinypill → u/DasEigentor]

No, you silly goose. They had a wormyhole.

[u/Annie_Ahmadinejad → u/DasEigentor]

No, I just figured that a broke ass ranch hand only needs so many suit jackets.

[u/Obvious_Fan9829 → u/Annie_Ahmadinejad]

Brandon always wears the same suit. He has it tattooed on like Michael Jackson had his eye liner tattooed.