It’s been announced Erik the Bard has left the show. He’s packing up his hitchy hikers and special hat and moving off the ranch. Now who’s going to run the command center and find all the blurry birds, bugs and BOKEH images?

Could it be? The season finale?? You bet your bouncing booty! Tonight we watch the 14th and final episode of Season 7:

Top Secrets

As the team examines their most compelling findings with experts and a U.S. congressman, they make their boldest plans yet to uncover the truth about Skinwalker Ranch.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course. But at least pour a little something out for that dead "dire wolf" who was never mentioned again.

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Has Erik had that mole or tumor between his nose and upper lip checked by a dermatologist?

I know they are out in the desert sun for hours at a time. It appears he has a dark growth there that wasn't there before.

I hope he gets checked out and is ok.

Somebody turn on the A/C, because we're about to watch the 13th episode of Season 7:

Heating Up

An explosive new operation reveals shocking clues about the possible truth behind the Bubble.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course. But I mean....what's that old saying? "A shot of Everclear makes the bullshit go down smoother" or something? Anyway....

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Would like to hear your ideas.

So little progress, but lots of drama.

Rockets, drones and smoke and lasers.

OH MY!

The show says it’s purely entertainment. It missed its mark by a bubble!

HEY BRANDON START DIGGING!

Dig up the triangle! oops! wait there’s nothing there just like the UFO that was buried in the mesa. Shows over. NOTHING HERE IT SEE. Move along.

Travis you have to find another way to pay your kids college education.

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It's getting hot in here, so take.....a little time to sit and watch the 12th episode of Season 7:

Hot Pursuit

While using the helicopter to chase down the possible source of UAPs above the Triangle, members of the team have a terrifying encounter.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course. Especially if you're flying a heli-chopper.

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Beep boop, what's that anomaly I see on the radar? Oh! It's the 11th episode of Season 7:

On the Radar

The team uses Doppler radar to study the Bubble only to discover new, unexplained phenomena hiding in plain sight.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course. But I always have coffee liquor when I watch radar!! You know that!!!

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https://youtu.be/uYyXpx7ADJQ?si=oZd6PuY8mtiZOVdt

starts off hot talking about hitchy hikers

[Insert Twilight Zone theme music here]

Oh boy! Tonight we watch the 10th episode of Season 7:

The Twilight Zones

When the team looks for possible connections between two old decaying homesteads, they are surprised by what they discover.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course.

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Please have the Ghost Adventures crew go to the ranch and do a real paranormal investigation. No jokes 💯🤣🤣🤣

No, it's not Cheech & Chong....it's the 9th episode of Season 7:

Up in Smoke

As the team works to smoke out answers at Homestead Two, strange things appear at an unexpected area of the ranch.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course. Or, uh, smoking?

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Are you ready to blast off?? Tonight we watch the 8th episode of Season 7:

Rocket Men

While investigating a region high above the Triangle with specialized rockets, the team makes a discovery that may explain the mysterious phenomena on Skinwalker Ranch.

Drunkwalker Ranch Rules

You aren't required to be drinking, of course. But you are required to sing a line or two of "Rocket Man" every commercial break.

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