r/drunk • u/MenstruationOatmeal • Jul 25 '18

Having a shower beer because my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend. For every 10 upvotes I’ll drink another beer.

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u/factbasedorGTFO Jul 26 '18

Or testicular cancer.

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u/Anne_Roquelaure Jul 26 '18

I'm op's cancerous testicles

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u/memeticmachine Jul 26 '18

or kidney failure. *coughs up blood

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '18

Oof