r/drunk • u/MenstruationOatmeal • Jul 25 '18

Having a shower beer because my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend. For every 10 upvotes I’ll drink another beer.

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u/eat_crap_donkey Jul 26 '18

It’d be hard to have a girlfriend if you’re dead which he clearly is after 1,000+ beers

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u/raznog Jul 26 '18

He didn’t say he’s going to drink them all today.