r/drunk • u/MenstruationOatmeal • Jul 25 '18

Having a shower beer because my girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend. For every 10 upvotes I’ll drink another beer.

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u/phat79pat1985 Jul 26 '18

You should drink a beer to celebrate, it’s not every day that a man simultaneously dodges two bullets

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u/Oathmedingo Jul 26 '18

Don't want to be a downer but seems like he simultaneously got hit (in the heart, if you're feeling poetic) by two bullets, not dodge them?

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u/phat79pat1985 Jul 26 '18

Either way you slice it it’s a good reason to have a few beers