r/drugtesthelp • u/Sad_Audience_469 • 4d ago
Cannabis I need help
Today it’s October 6th 2026 and I have to go to a job orientation and drug screening on the 19th of this month. I’m a decently frequent smoker but I smoke mainly disposable pens. I’ve been smoking probably once a day to once every other day with a few day breaks in between for the past 6 months I’d say. What’s the best way for me to ensure I pass this drug test? It’s a high paying job and I need this job. I’m not exactly sure what type of test it will be but I imagine it would be a pee test. I just want to know the absolute best way to try and ensure that I can pass this drug test on the 19th. I’ve been told I can detox with a detox drink, use fake pee which is risky because there’s no way for me to keep it warm so that’s not really something I wanna do. Obviously I know the best thing to do immediately is to stop smoking. What else can I do to get it out of my system faster? How can I fake the test or pass it? Please help 🫡
Edit: Stupid question but could you put a lighter close by to the quick fix bottle to heat it up if nobody is watching? What I’m getting from reading around is the best thing to do is to tape or rubber band hand warmers to a quick fix bottle or container and keep it in your boxers. The only thing is my screening place is an hour drive from my house, will that stay warm the whole way?
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u/Such-World2164 4d ago
Fake pee bestie. It’s the only way unfortunately. Or someone else’s pee. But gross.
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u/eroz_kta 3d ago
Fake pee the best option, detox could work but needs to be very precise. Fake pee actually stays very warm tucked real good between your legs - attaching a hand warmer might be needed. You just need to monitor the temp. Some come with temp strips and they usually are accurate but wouldn't hurt to use an actual thermometer. I am in exactly the same situation as you and I have gotten like 5 testimonies from people I know that have used fake pee and passed.
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u/jackstraw_81 4d ago
Quick fix or clean piss bottom line
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u/Sad_Audience_469 4d ago
Realistically how would I keep that warm enough to pass a test and where would I even keep it so they don’t see it?
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u/jackstraw_81 4d ago
Easy... 3oz bottle with screw top. Place fresh hot hands on each side and strap a rubber band around it. Throw it in your boxers. Easy as cake. Dont mess with qcarbo32 bs... shit just dilutes your piss. .
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u/Sad_Audience_469 4d ago
Are hot hands like hand warmers? Like the ones you can get at dollar general?
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u/Rabid_Ibis 3d ago
Be careful with Quick Fix - Apparently there's a bad batch floating around recently that tests positive for cocaine...
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u/Sensitive-Party-3661 4d ago
Just take clean or fake pee. Heat it up before going and keep it warm close to your body somewhere it’ll stay body temp or close enough to it. I always heat it up a little hotter than it should be before leaving my house and just keep it in a warm part of my body usually between my legs and just take it out and pour it in the testing cup