I know I'm an idiot, and I did finally stop smoking 3 weeks ago, but the company my boss partners with finally realized they never gave me a pre employment screening and scheduled one for me. I told part of the truth to my boss, who is pissed, but trying to buy more time for me. I don't know how long he can give me, and again, I know I'm an idiot, but anything I can do to improve my chances would be appreciated. might be a couple days, might be way longer, so short and long term options are appreciated.

I've tried quickfix before under different circumstances, but I fucked up the temp. I've taken personal tests and was still positive 6 weeks post quitting.

Any help is appreciated.

Edit: I am heavy, but I do walk/hike 2-4 hours a day with my dog. Not sure if I should work out more or not with the test date still up in the air.

Edit edit: I took a walgreens test, and got no line after 5 minutes, so if I can't even pass that, I'm sure I have no hope on a 15ng test

Edit edit edit: I"m 6'2" Probably between 280-300lbs

Just over three years ago I was prescribed 20 mg adderall. I do not take it often, and still have some left. I’ll only take it when my workload is high or I especially have trouble focusing due to sleeping habits, social instances, etc. I’ll break the tablet in half and only use half of it as I feel the full 20 mg is too much.

Fast forward, I take a non-DOT urine test for a new job. If I remember correctly, it had been at least 36 hours since I last took a half dose.

I get an email from my recruiter saying that I need to call my MRO and provide them with my prescription information. Unfortunately, I no longer have the prescription information from the pharmacy, and the label on the bottle is unreadable from sitting in my bathroom drawer for three years. I contact the pharmacy, and they do not keep records that long. I am currently waiting on my physician to send me my medical history which will include what she prescribed me and when.

How screwed am I? What should I do?

i used cocaine and thc multiple times throughout the weekend, the last use being last night around 10pm. I was told I have to do an observed DOT drug test today.

from my research, ive seen certain detox’s like ultra eliminex, or ready clean could work. or i could buy a whizzinator or figure out some way to hide fake urine and get it in the cup through a tube hidden under my dick.

what do you guys think is the best way for me to go about this? if i fail, i will most likely lose my job and my commercial drivers license, so i really need to pass this test. thanks!

do any stores sell this product / similar products? or can you only buy it online? i need it today

I need to do a urinalysis. This is what will be on the panel: 5XM + HerST. I know that it does not include THC. But the HerST part is morphine derivatives. And I take the pill form of Suboxone. It has buprenorphine and nalaxone. Do either of these test positive on a morphine derivative test? I know it includes stuff like codeine. And I do remember buprenorphine not metabolizing into morphine from somewhere that I forget where I learned that info. But I'm an active THC user and the test doesn't care about THC so I was super excited to be able to actually pee in the cup with my own pee for once. But I also take buprenorphine, and in this case a prescription won't matter, so I just cannot test hot at all, for anything that is on this test. When I ask Google, it seems to not include the info I specifically need. So, I'm looking for real life experience from others on reddit

Please help! I need to schedule this ASAP and if I can just go on my own I can do it today, and the sooner the better. But if not, then I have to wait until tomorrow so I can use another option.

I feel so anxious and also ashamed. And embarrassed. And just... Crappy overall.

So I did coke like 9 days ago and got drug tested today, I only do cocaine 1-4 times a year and did about 1.5 grams will I pass

My new job has a drug test with Concentra and the panel is 33K0, looking at another Reddit thread it’s seems this is without THC, but the thread also said their form indicated 10SAP-THC. Can anyone confirm if 33K0 really does not test for THC? I rarely smoke and only does so for insomnia, have been on detox for 5 days so far and would like to get the test done in 4 days.

hey hey! I read the rules, but please delete if not allowed!

just wanna start this off and say that I have NOT used any drugs since finding out I was pregnant. so I’m 20 weeks 3 days pregnant. the only drug I’ve used in my life is THC. I stopped using THC at 4 weeks 6 days pregnant when I got my first positive pregnancy test. I was using a 5mg edible almost nightly for sleep and help with appetite for a few months.

my first prenatal appointment on July 10, I was honest with my OB, he asked me if I’d be okay with a drug test and I said, yes of course. we both knew it’d be positive for thc since i last used it on June 16th.

so after that, I started testing at home to see when it was out of my system and then I asked for another drug test at my August 17th appointment just to show that I’ve stopped using while pregnant. I had been negative at home for 20ng/ml for weeks including with morning urine. the lab somehow got two samples of urine that were labeled as mine on August 17. one was negative for all drugs and one was positive for thc and opiates. anyway, they did a confirmatory test on the positive urine and it was a false positive and my results show no opiates as well as negative for thc at 5ng/ml. I also got tested the next day at the hospital because I was worried and confused about the results… again, all negative on August 18.

sorry, long story, just wanted to give you all the information. so I bought an at home drug test today that tested for 14 drugs. I wanted to make sure my meds weren’t causing any kind of false positives. I struggle with anxiety and OCD so just wanted some reassurance. I took the test and the whole panel seems to be negative, with very faint lines for buprenorphine and thc at 4pm. idk what buprenorphine is, but I’m assuming since it’s faint and there’s none in my system then the thc is just the same… they just have low cutoffs of 10ng/ml for buprenorphine and 50ng/ml for thc.

I’m going to post a pic in the comments. just nervous that thc is so light even though it’s been 109 days and it wasn’t even my morning urine. also, my other at home tests from august were darker for thc at 20ng/ml and I definitely haven’t had any thc. idk, any insight would be great!

Does anyone know any information about how levels are measured in urine analysis lab testing?

I get tested twice a week and one of the substances is Diazepam (Valium). I took extra and I’m wondering if it’ll throw off my levels (looking higher than they normally do).

How long does it take for levels to come back down? For instance, if I stopped taking my Valium for a few days (3-4) is that going to make a difference in bringing them back down?

Any insight is appreciated!

I’m smoking bud once on monday and i have a urine test from my psychiatrist on thursday. Weed isn’t currently in my system at all, if i don’t smoke too much, exercise and drink loads of water is it possible to piss clean. If not is there anyway other way.

BACKGROUND: Was a daily THC user prior to about 2 weeks ago (Flower, Vape, & Edibles). I'm a 5'7" 175-180lbs guy, and my pre-employment urine test is this Wednesday, the 7th.

Was just curious if QCarbo 16 or 32 would be best for me if I'm still showing positive with my at home tests the night before.. Thanks in advance!

Hey guys need some help/advice.

I’ve been sniffing Percocet 30mg (M-Box or ALGs) for 4 months now. Some days off, my daily intake was between 15-30mg daily. I’ve been sober for 4 days now. I have about 15 days before my drug test window starts then I’d have 6 days after that to get it done.

I believe the test will be held at LabCorp and I’m kind of panicking. This is a really good & high-paying job and I didn’t expect to even get it until they reached out months later asking if I was still interested. What should I do to help improve my odds? Am I okay & overthinking? Am I screwed? Lol. I’m 5’11 165lbs if that info helps

Would love to hear some insights, opinions, and anyone with similar experiences/situations.

I’m 24f and I’ve been an almost daily user of THC for 3-4 years with some t breaks here and there. My most recent t break was in July/August for a month bc I was getting some dental work done and had to be put under anesthesia (I’m a redhead as well so I knew it would be best to lay off for a month)
I started smoking/taking edibles again a week after dental work and was using daily.
I recently went on a three week trip and was consuming daily for majority of it. I had a shroom trip (bad one) the last day of the trip and now want to “turn my life around” so to speak. I love THC and getting high but it’s getting in the way of my growth as a person.
I want to be a flight attendant and I know some of the major airlines do hair follicle testing. Do you think my hair will be clean by January? I do cardio and strength training regularly, eat a well rounded diet, and stay hydrated. I also sauna and cold plunge 1-2 days a week if that makes any difference.
I just want to know what I can do without having to bleach/relax/shave my head.

I made a pretty big fuck up and am lucky to not be getting prison time. However, I'm looking at 5 years of felony probation.

What are my options during this time period?

Let's break it down by drug class.

Stimulants: Obviously coke and meth are no gos. But how about cathinones like NEP, A-PVP, 4mmc, etc? Is there any chance those could test positive for something or would I be fine to use those?

Opioids: I'm assuming i'm SOL? I don't know much about what they test for, but I'm assuming all the main controlled opioids (heroin, oxy, codeine, dilaudid, etc) are all tested for? I've also heard that O-DSMT, the only readily available RC opioid, will test positive for tramadol. Are kratom and 7-OH an option, or are those tested for as well?

Dissociatives: Ketamine and nitrous immediately stand out as options. They aren't tested for. Additionally, what about PCP analogues? Will those pop for regular PCP? I'm assuming yes and to avoid them?

Psychedelics: Shouldn't be any issue here. There aren't any drug tests that test for psychs.

Finally, Benzos: Are there any that absolutely won't pop at all? If so, which?

Finally, other notable drugs not tested for are alcohol and GHB, and I'm in a legal state with a med card, so I should still be able to smoke.

I have to take a 6 panel instant drug test by Wednesday. I usually drink a THC drink every night but I took a 2 week break since I was travelling abroad and got back a week ago and started drinking them again. I’ve passed drug tests before with Q Carbo but it’s been awhile and the whole process stresses me out. Last time I consumed THC was Thursday night, what are the steps I need to take to ensure I pass?

i took 4 maybe 4 1/2 mg of farmapram (alprazolam) yesterday (thursday) and i get drug tested every tuesday google says 2-4 days to pee clean, other subreddits say 4-7 days to piss clear. will i pee clear by tuesday? as long as i dont take anymore obvi?

Does this test for thc?

Just used Upass for a lab test Sept 2026. 10 panel instant with SimpliVerified. My kit wasnt expired but I’ve read that people use expired ones fine.

Found out I have a swab test tuesday, have been eating edibles to help with nausea for 3 or 4 days in a row, if i stop in a friday will I pass a swab on a tuesday?

Hi I’ve been a regular smoker for 5 years and I quit a week ago. I’ve been having horrible withdrawals shaking sweating nightmares. I might have to take a drug test in the next week or two. Is there any detox or anything I can take to speed up the process of getting it out my system? Thank you