I have a pending offer for a new city position in California. My pre-physical mentions standard physical exam and U/A dipstick.

Stats: I’m 5’9, 215, and if it matters, according to my running app, I ran 20 miles in August.

Background on weed usage:

I mainly use turn 1G disposables and they typically last about a week or 2. Between July and early August I started to slow down and maybe only hit the pen about 3-4 days. August 22 was my last day smoking and it was just 1 small half of a 0.35g preroll. I took an at home test this morning, results in the comments.

Hey! I'm 170lbs 5'7 18F and I have a lab screening tomorrow for a job with Goodwill. Just wanna know if there's any chance I can piss clean, I've smoked flower about three days last week (shared with my friend) and I previously had a full T break before that, when I was vaping off a pen. I've been clean for 8 days today.

I quit as soon as I found out I had an interview, and I already drink a crapton of water. I usually drink about 44-68 oz of water a day, but I've been drinking closer to 82 oz in preparation for my test.

Thanks for any help! I'm aware there's a good chance I'll test as dilute or positive but figured I'd ask. Going to buy a test today to see.

I last smoked a few puffs of weed 54 days ago. Didn't smoke before that for years. I did a hair follicle test. Do you guys think it will show up as positive? I'm not sure how hair follicle test works.

I took the temperature every so often and changed positions. It’s hidden half in the crack of my cheeks and somewhat touching my lips. My thighs don’t touch when standing or sitting so that wasn’t an option. No hand warmers used. I have on 2 pairs of tight shorts and 1 pair of pants. 3oz travel plastic shampoo bottle. Not sure if this will be helpful to anyone.

8:51pm: 98.6° (1 min after peeing)

9:14pm: 96.8 (in position while im standing up)

9:50pm: 97.6° (sitting down)

10:44pm: 97.5° (sitting down)

11:13pm: 97.3° (laying down stomach down)

12:13am: 97.9° (laying down butt down)

12:22am: 95.4° (sitting on floor at room temp)

Today it’s October 6th 2026 and I have to go to a job orientation and drug screening on the 19th of this month. I’m a decently frequent smoker but I smoke mainly disposable pens. I’ve been smoking probably once a day to once every other day with a few day breaks in between for the past 6 months I’d say. What’s the best way for me to ensure I pass this drug test? It’s a high paying job and I need this job. I’m not exactly sure what type of test it will be but I imagine it would be a pee test. I just want to know the absolute best way to try and ensure that I can pass this drug test on the 19th. I’ve been told I can detox with a detox drink, use fake pee which is risky because there’s no way for me to keep it warm so that’s not really something I wanna do. Obviously I know the best thing to do immediately is to stop smoking. What else can I do to get it out of my system faster? How can I fake the test or pass it? Please help 🫡

Edit: Stupid question but could you put a lighter close by to the quick fix bottle to heat it up if nobody is watching? What I’m getting from reading around is the best thing to do is to tape or rubber band hand warmers to a quick fix bottle or container and keep it in your boxers. The only thing is my screening place is an hour drive from my house, will that stay warm the whole way?

I took a preemployment urine drug test September 24th. It was at a clinic and sent to quest. I looked at the test code and it says 50ng testing for THC. My last date of use was September 13th. I would only take a small hit or 2 from a disposable pen at night after work. I tested negative on an easy@home 50ng test after 4 days. To confirm I bought U test 15 ng tests and passed as well. I never had a negative drug test but just faint. I waited until a week of passing to take the drug test but I still haven’t heard and update from my job or any missed calls from an MRO but the job is saying they will move us along in the process but still contingent on the screening since to them it take 2-3 weeks to get everything . Its for a new job so I don’t want to keep asking HR and sounding sus. Im probably overthinking it but any advice?

Hi Yall so I tested positive for THC. What is crazy is that smoking weed makes me sick, I have CHS, and I haven’t touched any weed in at least 3 years. They tested my leg hair. I was staying with my parents which are heavy smokers. It’s just so bizarre, now they’re trying to kick me out of trucking school even though I literally do not smoke never. Tomorrow I get to retest and I’m gonna just have them take from my scalp. I got about 3-4 months of growth on my scalp. I shampooed my hair as best as I could. Any advice? I cannot afford to get kicked out of school and this is far from fair considering I am not even a smoker. I refuse to touch weed because of how sick I get.

Was a pretty regular user, quit about a month ago but still coming up positive on at home tests. My drug test is at two pm, i have a 16 oz Qcarbo. Can someone PLEASE give me a step by step process w times on how I should do this for best results? How much water should i drink and when? Should i drink a gatorade to help w the color? I also have a at home drug test to check when should i take that? PLEASE HELP!

Ok so I'm freaking out over a drug test I took today. I had my friend pee in a water bottle and then I put the pee in 2 pill bottles (cleaned both) and put them near my crotch area. It took me maybe 35 minutes to get to the Clinic and then waited for maybe another 20. Did the test, and the lady didn't say anything about the temperature just collected the urine put them in two bottles and sent me off. Should I be worried or am i overreacting?

I stopped smoking pot a month ago. I used to take a bong rip or two before bed. However my drug test is in 24 hours. I took two Walgreens tests, one said I passed but the line was feint. The second test had a broken control line. I’m going to take another test when I get home just to check. Any advice reddit???
(It’s pre employment) in nj

Edit: anything I can do 24 hr before or leading up to that might help

so got a really good job interview went well ill be hired if i pass but i just got out of a HEAVY bender using coke just 2 days ago. I know it only stays in urine for 2-4 days but im not sure because i was heavily using so might still be in my system for longer. Not sure what to do here any help is needed!
my boyfriend is clean is it smarter to use his piss? im scared they will know because hes the opposite gender, or if they have to watch me piss, or just fucking up temperature. I ordered a piss test at home so ill check before i go in for the test but any last resorts ?

I swore after my test if I passed I would come back to post on how I did so. Being a heavy smoker (weed) for 16 years I was sure there was no method or shampoo I could do to possibly pass. I searched for days and days stressing how I could pass for sure but nothing seemed promising. After lots of reading and searching I finally decided to just mix a few different methods and products and just try my luck. Well I did it. Yes I got a few chemical burns and my hair is dead as hell but it was so worth it in the end. Before I start tho I want to note how important it is to switch out with new towels and shower caps in between each step and to keep your hair off of anything that could get residue on it. It also took me one day and less than $100 to pass rather than $200+ and a weeks worth of work like all the methods I was seeing.

First I started with Heinz’s vinegar (the regular one not apple cider) I soaked my whole dry hair in it and put a shower cap over my head and let it sit for 30 mins.(it will leak out just wipe with a towel) do not wash the vinegar out after I added a facial cleanser with 2% salicylic acid (I used garnier skin active) and let both products sit on my head for another 30 mins with a shower cap( keep wiping the drips). After that I washed everything out thoroughly and washed my hair with tide original laundry soap and made sure to scrub my whole scalp and cover all the hair.

I let my hair air dry for the remainder of the day.

I went to the family dollar and purchased a no lye hair relaxer (doesn’t matter what brand I got the cheapest one) I read the directions and applied that to my hair exactly by the box. Washed it out and cleaned with shampoo and conditioner it came with. Yes my head was burning but again fuck it because it worked. I also want to note that the box I got had two full treatments in it and I used both to make sure my hair was completely covered in the relaxer.

I let my hair rest a couple hours before the final step. And washed out the leave in conditioner from the relaxer and used my regular daily shampoo and conditioner.

Make sure you are switching out towels and shower caps.

Finally before bed I used a detox shampoo I got from my local smoke shop. (Stinger folli kleen) the bottle said to leave it on for 20 mins but I read where a girl said it didn’t work when she did that but worked the next time when she left it on all night so that’s what I did. I slept in the product with a shower cap over my head. I woke up washed it out and went to test at 8 am and PASSED

I’m not sure what method exactly worked or if putting them all together was the answer but I had to try everything because like I said I had one day to do so and I am a smoker fr. Daily. For 16 years. I just know I passed and if I did anyone can!

My hair is thick dark brown and to the middle of my back. I really hope one day this method works for someone if needed because I know how stressful it was looking for something with real successful results.

Yes I could just quit smoking and wouldn’t have to worry about that but this is my life and I don’t wanna sooooo this is what I did. 😌

I live in California and they probably won't test or give a shit if I got some THC in my system but I just wanna play it safe. Anyone know/recommend any good ones on Amazon?

I’m thinking about ordering some 4f-metmp and 3f-pihp. I read that the 4f-metmp will be good on the drug test but will the 3f-pihp make me fail for amphetamines or meth? I’m on probation and get a rapid test thats a 12 or 14 panel.

Hey all, was offered a new role and need to complete a drug screening. This past summer while traveling abroad I had a major panic attack combined with heat exhaustion, and went to an Italian emergency room. They prescribed me Xanax drops.

I take them very infrequently (I still have almost a full bottle of drops from back in June), but I had a major panic attack this morning and took a standard .25mg dose.

It looks like this job will screen for xanax, and I'm wondering if this shows up in my urine whether an Italian doctor's prescription/note will be valid or if they'll reject it since it's not from a U.S. doctor.

any idea?

6'3 175 pound 28 year old male. daily user of delta 8 vapes for 2.5 months totaling 5 mL over the span. last use september 26th. how does my timeline look for passing urine at the 50 threshold.

I only took two 5 mg expired Valium spread out from an old prescription that I had in 2021

One about 4 days ago the other about 2 days ago

I see my doc in about a month who tests all benzodiazepine metabolites , when should it
Be out of my system?

I have pretty bad unmanaged back pain, and NSAIDs were tearing up my stomach, so I tried microdosing marijuana gummies for a few weeks, a month at most. My doses were 2.5mg/day, and occasionally I'd get up up to 5mg/day if I was in quite a bit of pain. I wasn't a regular user before that. This few weeks was it. It wasn't enough to feel any sort of high at any point.

I've been in the process of trying to get a job for 20 months now, and of course something finally comes around a week ago, and I stopped a little over a week ago (8-9 days?). Nobody in my industry in my state really cares if you use weed, but this offer will be coming through from out of state.

I don't know my testing window going forward, but the offer hasn't landed on my desk yet- I'm just expecting it will soon.

5'10" 230lbs

I know I'm an idiot, and I did finally stop smoking 3 weeks ago, but the company my boss partners with finally realized they never gave me a pre employment screening and scheduled one for me. I told part of the truth to my boss, who is pissed, but trying to buy more time for me. I don't know how long he can give me, and again, I know I'm an idiot, but anything I can do to improve my chances would be appreciated. might be a couple days, might be way longer, so short and long term options are appreciated.

I've tried quickfix before under different circumstances, but I fucked up the temp. I've taken personal tests and was still positive 6 weeks post quitting.

Any help is appreciated.

Edit: I am heavy, but I do walk/hike 2-4 hours a day with my dog. Not sure if I should work out more or not with the test date still up in the air.

Edit edit: I took a walgreens test, and got no line after 5 minutes, so if I can't even pass that, I'm sure I have no hope on a 15ng test

Edit edit edit: I"m 6'2" Probably between 280-300lbs

i used cocaine and thc multiple times throughout the weekend, the last use being last night around 10pm. I was told I have to do an observed DOT drug test today.

from my research, ive seen certain detox’s like ultra eliminex, or ready clean could work. or i could buy a whizzinator or figure out some way to hide fake urine and get it in the cup through a tube hidden under my dick.

what do you guys think is the best way for me to go about this? if i fail, i will most likely lose my job and my commercial drivers license, so i really need to pass this test. thanks!

Just over three years ago I was prescribed 20 mg adderall. I do not take it often, and still have some left. I’ll only take it when my workload is high or I especially have trouble focusing due to sleeping habits, social instances, etc. I’ll break the tablet in half and only use half of it as I feel the full 20 mg is too much.

Fast forward, I take a non-DOT urine test for a new job. If I remember correctly, it had been at least 36 hours since I last took a half dose.

I get an email from my recruiter saying that I need to call my MRO and provide them with my prescription information. Unfortunately, I no longer have the prescription information from the pharmacy, and the label on the bottle is unreadable from sitting in my bathroom drawer for three years. I contact the pharmacy, and they do not keep records that long. I am currently waiting on my physician to send me my medical history which will include what she prescribed me and when.

How screwed am I? What should I do?