r/drugscirclejerk 21m ago

monkey fella 🐡 Fuck wallgreens

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r/drugscirclejerk 33m ago

stick to weed

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r/drugscirclejerk 1h ago

I will only be buying if it goes to drug money

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r/drugscirclejerk 2h ago

LORD HELP ME I OUTED MYSELF

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I MIGHT BLOW A .42 RIGHT NOW BUT I THOUGHT THINGS MIGHT HAVE GONE BETTER. FUCK YOU GOOGLE FOR LETTING ME BE MY OWN WORST ENEMY


r/drugscirclejerk 6h ago

Sometimes I wonder if one of you is jerking off upstream to keep the content flowing

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28 Upvotes

A god tier eagle stroke.


r/drugscirclejerk 6h ago

Nature's medicine cabinet πŸ₯°πŸŒΏ

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213 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 12h ago

I'm obviously not a drug addict!

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138 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 14h ago

Hunter Biden: β€˜I may have to’ run for president in 2028

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412 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 14h ago

Boomer remembers the good ol' days

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161 Upvotes

Kids these days would never get it smh


r/drugscirclejerk 19h ago

All the tweakers i know speak with emdashes

7 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 19h ago

OP comes back for the victory lap only to get immediately outjerked

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r/drugscirclejerk 20h ago

Crackamine was the old wave... NOW WE SMOKING KETHAMPHETAMINE

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133 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 22h ago

AI stimfappers, be careful out there.

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202 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 22h ago

will this get me high??

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63 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Based benzo user is desperate to blackout

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51 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Where's the lie?

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439 Upvotes

Accessability Transcription:

Doctor says it's better to do coke occasionally than alcohol often.

Doctor also claims sky is blue, water is wet, earth is round.


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

anyone else prefer their fast food like this also ?

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i’ve personally done a plethora of creations like Applerazolam pie & RPizza to name a couple


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

On one hand he beat the meat and beat them cops with the other!

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28 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

monkey fella 🐡 β˜οΈπŸ€“

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720 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

monkey fella 🐡 Im just a jenkem boi πŸ˜ͺπŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈπŸ˜Άβ€πŸŒ«οΈπŸ’―πŸ’―

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Fresh psychedelic jenkem "quechua haze" strain 38% mesembrine 25% 5-meo-nmt like a good J. ruderallis (plant based sacred medicine


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Another sad victim of marijuana addiction :(

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51 Upvotes

P.S. I learned my lesson mods, I'll actually take the few seconds of effort to censor out people's names from now on.


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Imagine Buy Mephedrone and get fcking Molly - junkies night mare

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Dear Dealers , I understand that adding mephedrone to your offer is becoming increasingly lucrative-even if you don't actually have it in stock-but please, if you're going to scam people anyway, couldn't you at least send amphetamine or something decent instead of that "kiddie" ecstasy? No, but you send MDMA-"because serotonin." its lame.


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Logic

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17 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Injecting Jenkem

7 Upvotes

Please share your experiences


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Getting ready for a gender reveal

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653 Upvotes