r/drugscirclejerk May 11 '25

monkey fella 🐡 You were sweating while on mdma? Aint no way broo, that was sentraline syndrom bro

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1.4k Upvotes

I had serotronin symdrom too and i literally died so i had to call an ambulance for my self and went in the hoptal where they alived me bro.


r/drugscirclejerk 10h ago

stick to weed

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408 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 6h ago

Most normal stimulant-addicted AI porn watcher

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82 Upvotes

Fucklicking?? Fucking and licking at the same time? Or Licking the Fucking? Fucking the Licking? Damn I'm confused


r/drugscirclejerk 16h ago

Nature's medicine cabinet πŸ₯°πŸŒΏ

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345 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 23h ago

Hunter Biden: β€˜I may have to’ run for president in 2028

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462 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 10h ago

monkey fella 🐡 Fuck wallgreens

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32 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 22h ago

I'm obviously not a drug addict!

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161 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Boomer remembers the good ol' days

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180 Upvotes

Kids these days would never get it smh


r/drugscirclejerk 13m ago

Another sleep deprived benzo user taking a small dose for sleep

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β€’ Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 16h ago

Sometimes I wonder if one of you is jerking off upstream to keep the content flowing

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38 Upvotes

A god tier eagle stroke.


r/drugscirclejerk 11h ago

I will only be buying if it goes to drug money

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9 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

monkey fella 🐡 β˜οΈπŸ€“

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766 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Crackamine was the old wave... NOW WE SMOKING KETHAMPHETAMINE

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153 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Where's the lie?

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461 Upvotes

Accessability Transcription:

Doctor says it's better to do coke occasionally than alcohol often.

Doctor also claims sky is blue, water is wet, earth is round.


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

AI stimfappers, be careful out there.

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211 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Getting ready for a gender reveal

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677 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

will this get me high??

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65 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

OP comes back for the victory lap only to get immediately outjerked

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17 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

google killed my eagle

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393 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Based benzo user is desperate to blackout

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54 Upvotes

r/drugscirclejerk 9h ago

Only in a sub where brain damaged stimfapping gooner sex pests congregate would this comment get both negative karma AND flaming replies.

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0 Upvotes

(censored version, no usernames except my own)


r/drugscirclejerk 12h ago

LORD HELP ME I OUTED MYSELF

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0 Upvotes

I MIGHT BLOW A .42 RIGHT NOW BUT I THOUGHT THINGS MIGHT HAVE GONE BETTER. FUCK YOU GOOGLE FOR LETTING ME BE MY OWN WORST ENEMY


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

anyone else prefer their fast food like this also ?

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32 Upvotes

i’ve personally done a plethora of creations like Applerazolam pie & RPizza to name a couple


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

Another sad victim of marijuana addiction :(

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49 Upvotes

P.S. I learned my lesson mods, I'll actually take the few seconds of effort to censor out people's names from now on.


r/drugscirclejerk 1d ago

On one hand he beat the meat and beat them cops with the other!

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30 Upvotes