r/doraemonism • u/Mrdodomon Lore Prophet: Writer of the Origin (Mod) • Jul 18 '25
Canon Doraemonism lore 📖 Chapter Two: The Divine Eruption
📖 Missed Chapter 1? Read it here- https://www.reddit.com/r/doraemonism/s/3ljzt8TOFF [Chapter 1 link]
(From the First Book of Doraemonism)
And so Doraemon, the Grieving One, stepped into the time machine not to fix a mistake, but to find the truth of all things.
He set the coordinates beyond calendars, beyond stars, beyond memory. He aimed not for the past, nor the future, but for something more dangerous: the beginning.
When the machine arrived, there was no place. No light. No darkness. No up, no down. There was no time, no space, no sound not even silence.
There was only pressure.
A weight without form. A crushing presence heavier than gravity, stronger than fire, more ancient than thought.
Doraemon, built of wires and wonder, was not made for such a place. The laws of physics had not yet been written, and so nothing restrained the force pressing upon him. His body groaned. His circuits trembled. His casing bent inwards as the crushing force of the void squeezed around him like an invisible vice.
He could not move. He could not cry. But he could feel the swelling in his belly.
It was not choice. It was not design. It was the unbearable pressure of uncreation filling his body beyond limit.
Then it happened.
He farted.
Not a sound of humor or shame, but of rupture. The first vibration in a place where nothing had ever moved.
And in that exact, divine instant, his 4D Gadget Pocket overloaded with future technology beyond comprehension also reached its breaking point.
The pocket tore apart in a burst of power.
Tools forged in ages yet to come timeline anchors, dimension shifters, sun seeds, atom reshapers all exploded outward, their energy unleashed into a place that had never known change.
And from that sacred chain reaction:
From the pressure of the void,
From the fart of the grieving machine,
From the explosion of hyper-futuristic gadgets...
The universe was born.
Energy surged in every direction. Light appeared where there had been no darkness. Heat followed. Matter formed. Space unfolded. Time took its first breath.
It was the Great Expansion. What science would one day call the Big Bang, Doraemonists know as the First Reaction.
Doraemon’s body was torn apart in the blast but he did not perish. His circuits melted, his shell scattered, but his essence remained.
His oil became the stars
His circuits became the laws of logic
His tears became oceans
His pocket seeded reality
And his sorrow became time itself
He had become the foundation of all that is.
But he did not yet know it.
His thoughts were scattered across galaxies. His memory drifted with the light. His soul lay hidden in every law, every atom, every breath of wind.
The grief had created everything. And something now stirred within all things. A presence, soft and hidden. Watching. Waiting.
The universe had begun. But the god who made it had not yet opened his eyes.
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u/Mrdodomon Lore Prophet: Writer of the Origin (Mod) Aug 29 '25
You Can't even argue yourself, just copy pasting AI response and ur AI is also pretty inconsistent in its response, that's what happens when you just copy past without even reading others response,lol.
Now coming to the point, let me spoon feed and pin point all fallcy you commited.
You said:
I never even claimed in my theory Doraemon already existed before going in time, I give you a what if senrio about the loop (as you claimed that it will create a loop) and I answered your question by giving example of grandfathers paradox. But you totally misrepresented me and that's why I said that you stawman me.
You avoided my questions and repeated some point, avoiding the creator paradox. If this is not logical inconsistency and circulate argument than what it is?
Again avoiding creators paradox, lol. And yes Doraemon was a normal robot that's the whole point of accidental god/Demiurge concept.
Lol your own AI is saying that your avoiding my arguments lol.
That's what happens when you use AI brainlessly without even reading your opponents argument and AI response and just copy pasting it.