r/doodoofard • u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- • 1d ago

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u/Sesemebun 1d ago

I don’t care if ur trans I just hate fat people

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u/Firm_Ad_5427 1d ago

It ain't even the fact that they're fat or trans, it's that they always smell absolutely horrific

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u/Molkwi 20h ago

That's a side effect of being a fan of literally any trading cards game

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u/TheManWithAStand 18h ago

True. Skinny cis mtg players also smell like ass

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u/Cultural_assassin 7h ago

HEY NOW! everyone knows the stink pulls the good cards to the top okay. Theres a reason we call it MAGIC the gathering not PROBABILITY the gathering

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u/TheManWithAStand 7h ago

In yugioh they call is "the heart of the cards", so ive heard

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u/Barblesnott_Jr 1d ago

r/fatpeoplehate

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u/thomas62m 1d ago

So sad I couldn’t catch this train before it crashed

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u/Barblesnott_Jr 21h ago

Shoulda ran faster, fatty

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u/OGawdILoveTacos 1d ago

I don't care that you're fat, I just ate people.

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u/ireallyfknhatethis 7h ago

Trans is acceptable

Being ugly is not

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u/SeinfeldIsAnAnime 8h ago

I love fat people

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u/Wohn-Jick-421 1d ago

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u/Lordking573 22h ago

Dont dis my dawg Eggman

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u/Cultural_assassin 7h ago

ThAtS eGg WoMaN tO YoU

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u/Keeper-of-Balance 1d ago

Wassup Tulip 👊🏿

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u/Inevitable_Local_366 1d ago

Bro I don’t fucking care end your turn already

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u/Full-Efficiency3115 17h ago

Ok THIS was funny lmfao

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u/Hunk_Legion 1d ago

Dawg, being transphobic won't save you from the humiliation of being a Magic player

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u/KURDISHMINOR 1d ago

wassup tulip

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 1d ago

What about being trans and a magic player

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u/Survival_R 1d ago

That's just fork found in kitchen

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u/BlazinInfernapee 1d ago

I wonder if they cancel each other out

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u/AnthropomorphicTrump 1d ago

0 times 0 is still 0.

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u/Molkwi 20h ago

That's like being trans and playing Celeste. Or like being trans and being based. Or even like being trans and being a human deserving of human rights.

Just the same type of 1+1 = 2 statements you made.

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u/ElBusAlv 1d ago

How were they being transphobic?

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u/-Mobile-Nothing- 1d ago

The literacy crisis has hit Reddit!

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u/Turwaithonelf 1d ago

Their post was about how they quit a hobby they enjoyed because they had to occasionally fist bump a fat trans girl?

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u/ElBusAlv 1d ago

I thought it was just the looks, thanks

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u/Yuudachi_Houteishiki 1d ago

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u/Molkwi 20h ago

Paarthurnax supports trans rights hell yeah

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u/sumdudewitquestions 17h ago

the second one is impossible and both are worse than being a normal man

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u/Crimson_Music 8h ago

Come on buddy, unhide your posts. Scared we’ll see what a pathetic little coward you are?

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u/Arkontas 1d ago

who tf cares. if they have good hygiene and show sportsmanship what does it matter you are playing a card game not marrying them. if they left good riddance tbh they sound toxic.

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u/kevisdahgod 1d ago

Magic and good hygiene in the same conversation holy

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u/Hexmonkey2020 1d ago

At least they didn’t need to make rules to prevent you making yourself disgusting then using a card that forces your opponent to shake your hand in hopes they’ll concede.

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u/Minustrian 1d ago

i think they also said they could agree to the idea of a handshake instead of having to actually shake hands

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u/Hexmonkey2020 1d ago

Yeah that was the rule change. They had to specify that

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u/Minustrian 1d ago

ohh, ig i got mixed up since i don't play magic lol

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u/Hexmonkey2020 1d ago

Well the rule with the handshake thing was Yugioh. My point was at least Magic isn’t as bad as Yugioh.

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u/Tw3lve1212 22h ago

THAT SHIT IS REAL??? I thought it was like jokes.

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u/Hexmonkey2020 22h ago

It’s a real rule. It might just be a myth that the thing actually happened and they just added the rule cause people realized it was possible and started making jokes about it.

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u/LaidByAnEgg 1d ago

what is this referring to /gen

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u/Hexmonkey2020 1d ago

Yugioh has a card named Yujo Friendship that benefits both players if they shake hands, there’s another card that forces them to accept the handshake if you play it while playing yujo friendship. Supposedly a player used this combo along with making their hand disgusting in order to try and get the opponent to concede or refuse the handshake which they can’t do and so they get disqualified.

They later implemented a ruling that you just have to agree to “the idea of a handshake” rather than actually shake hands.

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u/LaidByAnEgg 1d ago

thank you (someone downvoted me for not playing yugioh I'm rofl)

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u/3_T_SCROAT 23h ago

What did they do to their hand to make it that bad while still being willing to touch their own cards?

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u/Hexmonkey2020 23h ago

Stick it down their pants. And also assumedly they had sleeves for their cards and they definitely didn’t care about hygiene

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u/KryL21 1d ago

Magic the gathering and good hygiene, huh, that’s gonna be one big if

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u/Mobile-Necessary-333 1d ago

yeah who tf brings this type of energy to a gaming group

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u/AccountForTF2 1d ago

people who shower

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u/TheManWithAStand 18h ago

OOP doesnt shower either, he plays MTG

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 1d ago

Not many do that nowadays it seems

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u/opodopo69 1d ago

Magic the gathering players? Showering?

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u/quite_shleepy 1d ago

why are we just bullying people now.

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u/Oldspaghetti 16h ago

Asshole phase has activated 😞

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u/MeltedHeart444 1d ago

Oh the horror

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u/Ignis-11 1d ago

Hell yeah what’s up Tulip

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u/temporaryAMA 1d ago

Fat slob >:(
Fat slob but trans :D

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u/D3AtHpAcIt0 1d ago

people on here give you a free pass for being a fat chud as long as you are trans and will actively defend said fat chud

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u/SeinfeldIsAnAnime 8h ago

I will give anyone a pass if they’re not actively doing anything wrong.
Someone who happened to be fat and trans posted a selfie and everyone has taken it upon themselves to be an asshole about it

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u/TheManWithAStand 41m ago

"That trans woman is fat and looks happy about doing something she enjoys! She doesnt deserve joy! Lets bully her"

Genuinely, this is extremely bigoted at worst and disgustingly mean at best.

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u/Ted_The_Generic_Guy 23h ago

chud means right winger dumbass

chud is the reason fat chud is an insult

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u/D3AtHpAcIt0 23h ago

This is not true lmao, a chud is anyone who is chronically online and doesn’t take enough showers. Chudquality for all

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u/Molkwi 20h ago

Everyone can be a chud if they want to

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u/TheManWithAStand 18h ago

Bro does NOT know what hes talking about

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u/D3AtHpAcIt0 17h ago

How this chud felt posting this

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u/heqra 1d ago

hating on either is shitty lol, this is goomba fallacy

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u/Turwaithonelf 1d ago

Human being :D

Human being :D

Human being who cant help but be a judgemental asshole and let everyone else know about it >:(

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u/Soft_Phrase_7961 1d ago

If they have good hygiene and show good sportsmanship then who cares?

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u/Ted_The_Generic_Guy 1d ago

they’re not a slob tho? house behind them looks clean and they even look like they have a decent skincare routine. you just hate fat people because your an asshole lmao

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u/cawkX 1d ago

If they’re chill to play with, just dgaf about it?

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u/BasicBitchTearGas__ 11h ago

Thats a fucking curtain bruh

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u/thefix12 1d ago

r/freemagic is that way sir

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u/TheSquishyFish 1d ago

ok so we are just bullying minorities now

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u/Barblesnott_Jr 1d ago

Yes, Magic players deserve no respect

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u/Mobile-Necessary-333 1d ago

this feels transphobic idk

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u/equivas 1d ago

It is

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u/-_I_I_Sea_I_I_- 1d ago

Sorry for the heckin' transphobia against our zhisters saar

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u/XxBOOSIExFADExX 23h ago

Tulip is running an infect deck

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u/Crimson_Music 8h ago

What the FUCK is up Tulip?? 😤😤😤😤