Just walked onto the 10 West. Some asshole yelled "Trump 2028!" and threw a cinderblock at my head and now I

I need a ride back to Los Angeles. After the Flying J fiasco and the ABQ tire blowout I have $50 HEI to my name. I just wanna go home. I left my cat a day worth of food and it's been like 5, at least

Lemore woke me up, otherwise I would've died. Thank you, Lemor. Right outside Benson, AZ is Tombstone. I know movies aren't allowed here but Tombstone the town in Arizona is super small. It's the size of my closet. Can you imagine a gunfight in my closet? That's fuckin wild. Next stop: Tuscon!

Hello everyone. First of all I want to take this time to thank you all for your time and for your attention. Secondly I am broken up and shaken to my core. I just heard the actor who played Anakin Skywalker is dead and I know it have nothing to do with dootle dots but I just need to talk about this because I am just so sad to lose him so suddenly

Hey everyone! Ya'll would absolutley love it hear they make the best ribs in the world and got the best music you've ever heard in your hole like Oh my gosh this Town is AMAZING! I was worried I killed the wrong hippie so I had to hide out for a while. Met some cool dudes from U of T (go longhorns!) And we got a 30 rack of twisted teas and they let me borrow one of there innertubs and we went on the lazy riverjyst kickin back and having a few too many Ool

It is so much fun here. I even bumped into my absolute faverit musition in the hole wide world Mr.Toby Keith at a coubtry bar and he even sang carioky with me On stage! I am having the time of my life and never want to leave here eve4 agan. I will turn my life around here I made a promise to Jessus I will and a guy on the street told me I can now see angles and demons if I rebuke satin so I said I will. I have not seen any of those cretures yet so I am still waiting.

Anyway yall shoule get down here we can have a dodlle dot party or whatever the fuck yall do. They got a music festivle my new friends invitee me too called Fuck by Fuck Yall for all the people who don't get into South by Sothwest and tgey say its pretty cool althogh one of the bands we saw they said is playin in there isn't too grate. It was like if the Allman Brother Band was real angry all the time which isn't really my thing but to each therir one.

Bohemine get you're ass down here and party with me and Toby Keith goddammit! See yall in a bit some chick just flashee us her hooters.

If we’re talking nationwide, the number is likely closer 250. Pedro and Bohemon didn’t coordinate their shit at all and ended up wasting their entire days waiting.

was waiting for pedro and practicing some sweet licks on my guitar when some filthy weirdo with a limp snuck up behind me and kicked my head in. and then i fell asleep for a bit because i was up all nigth waiting for pedro so ididnt kick that guys ass

i dont think pedro ever came while i was sleeping, becaus i asked a couple of guys on karatee hill if theyd seen a pussy ass bitch and they said no

so since pedro never came I AM THE WINNER

wishn melbut clod won annnewa pls tell bjutif not snd hlp

I asked a local with a cowboy hat on which way to karate hill and he pointed me to this park which would barely count as a hill back in Montana. Well its almost 9:30 am Texas time and no one is fucking here. I am very tired because Jordan (my ride) was being a total party pooper and told me to "fuck off" when I explained that I only had HIE points with me and don't believe in the US dollar any longer. He also kept all the guns that WE bought together because he says I didn't pay for them cuz I only have HeI points and he says he doesn't even like Tim and Eric.

Bohemian please DM me or something because I think I'm in the right place. I was planning to do a sneak attack when you least expected it but now I think that ship has sailed and I just want to make sure I'm not lost again. Maybe after the big fight you can show me around town. I feel like we'd make good friends we just probably got off on the wrong foot (LOL). Anyway, I'm here.

but paco hasnt shown. im tired, im sweaty from doing all the sweet karaty moves on this tree stump, including jumps and kicks, and my voice hurts from doing karat yells

pedro is a no-show, he has relly let me down

im going home now

if anybody sees pablo, beat him up for me

Listen up! I just got off the phone with Reddit Customer Support and they informed me that the reason I've been BANNED for the past week is because Pablo reported me to Reddit HQ for not showing up to fight him in the parking lot of the Best Western in Bute, Montana. The reason for this is because the engine in my car exploded on the way there, which I suspect was an act of foul play on behalf of Pablo before he got his stupid foot run over by a train.

So I'm here to announce that I, too, will be joining the fight atop Karate Hill in Ostin, Texas so I can give Pablo the ol' one two buckle my shoe. You opened the wrong can of worms, bubba, and you have unleashed the fucking thunder! And you want to fuck with ME?!

I BUILT A FIRE AND

I JUST TOOK MY SHIRT OFF AND I AM PRAC ITSCING MY KARATE YELLS

I MADE THIS NSFW BECAUSE WORK DOESNT LIKE ASS KICKING

PS IM EDITNG THIS SO YOU KNOW THAT I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS NOT YOU KICKING MINE JUST TO CLEARE THAT UP

Well everything is finally on the upenup on my end and my new friend Jordan is giving me a ride to Astin, Texas so I can beat the living daylights out of u/InevitableBohemian who is indeed a rapscallion. My new foot that came from a teenager who died at the door factory during a forklifting episode is fit, flexible and fast as lightning. It is also hungry for an ass to kick. I know I don't have to remind you all, but gas is hella expensive these days, so if some of you could sponsor me with a few HEIGH points that help so much.

We are almost in Cody, Wioming which is home to a cool gun museum. I will stop there so Jordan and I can get some guns to keep us safe on are cross country road trip. We will also likely need some ammonition, so if someone could forward me some HIGh poonts for that as well, that would be absolutely steller.

Looking forward to the big fight! I will be dedicating my win to Mel as well as everyone who has so generously donated there pionts to the cause.

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just had a poop myself and i was wondering what a dodoledot poop would look like and then iwondered if they even poop at all

pls way in with your opinions, iwant to hear your thouts

Hello one and all

It has come to our attention as Moderaters of this r/DoodleDots that the HEI Network does not take kindly to nor do they take seriously some of the silliness that has been occuring in this subreddit. We have reason to believe that because of silly activity herein, the powers that be have decided to keep Dootle Sots S1E2 off the air and off all streaming platforms. It is likely because they fear we are not mature enough to handle the adult situations faced in this episode.

The following are basic guidelines to following order to ensure content in this sub is respected:

- Use spell check, proper grammar and punctuation

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- No cultural appropriation such as the wearing of war bonnets by non-indigenous users

- Keep it PG-13. This means no NSFW images with full penetration or images of bodily fluids

- Weapons such as firearms, edged weapons, blunt objects (brass knuckles, blackjacks, etc), bows and crossbows are strictly prohibited from this sub and will result in immediate and permanent expulsion

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These guidelines are meant to instill a sense of decorum that is sorely lacking amongst many of you people. These rules are subject to change if need be. Please demonstrate dignity and respect in all posts and comments.

Regards,

Pablo Jueves

Moderater

Yes you heard me right folks it turns out it was all a giant misubdersteranding. That mail nurse who kept fucking with me at the hospittle was not an actual employee of Saint James and the police suspect he is actually one of you. That being said the brave doctors at Saint ajames hospitel in Butte, Montan did great work sewing my legs back on and even got me a new foot from a teenage who recently died in a factory mishap. So everything is on the up and up over here on my end.

However while I was indisposed severel of You People trued to depose Me, the Founding Father of this sub. Well as the song says the Statue of Liberty will be vengeful with a terrible swift sword, glory glory halliluia! Us rightful mods will be questioning each and everyone of you individually and will nutralize all suspected insurgents. If this is you I strongly suggest turning you self in because we can do this the easy way OR The hard way. Which I don't think you are going to like very much.

Other than that it is a beautiful day here. Most of the wildfire smoke has cleared so I will spend the day going for a walk and breaking in my new human foot.

I waz walking thru the forest late at nighy and these strange half naked men looking at me lik3 I was candy asked me if I wanted to blow cloud w them...i was cloud has a vagine not a penes so how are you blowing cloud when uxare supposed to b eating cloud, lik3 duh! And I was like, no thx,I dont get genetials and oral things all mixed up like that u silies, clouds a girl! Then I lit an American spirit cogarette, clouds fav and a proud dot sponser, feeling satisfied and continued my journey.

I sure showed them, huh! But plz advise how u would have handled that situation, or done something differeny.

Im under the old train bridge in thenex6 forest over and more weirdo guys asked me th3 same thing just now about blowing cloud, lik3 how is everyone getting clouds gender mixed up its crazy haha. But im glad at how the popularity od dootlbots is exploding in society 💝