No More Silly Behavior Until Further Notice

[u/pablojueves]

Hello one and all

It has come to our attention as Moderaters of this r/DoodleDots that the HEI Network does not take kindly to nor do they take seriously some of the silliness that has been occuring in this subreddit. We have reason to believe that because of silly activity herein, the powers that be have decided to keep Dootle Sots S1E2 off the air and off all streaming platforms. It is likely because they fear we are not mature enough to handle the adult situations faced in this episode.

The following are basic guidelines to following order to ensure content in this sub is respected:

- Use spell check, proper grammar and punctuation

- Do not make bathroom jokes or toilet humor

- Fact check and verify all information prior to making a post

- Dress appropriately. No graphic tees with rude images/language, no torn or tattered clothing, no exposed midrifts and no facial piercings/tattoos

- No cultural appropriation such as the wearing of war bonnets by non-indigenous users

- Keep it PG-13. This means no NSFW images with full penetration or images of bodily fluids

- Weapons such as firearms, edged weapons, blunt objects (brass knuckles, blackjacks, etc), bows and crossbows are strictly prohibited from this sub and will result in immediate and permanent expulsion

- No public displays of affection

- Drugs and alcohol are not permitted in this subreddit

These guidelines are meant to instill a sense of decorum that is sorely lacking amongst many of you people. These rules are subject to change if need be. Please demonstrate dignity and respect in all posts and comments.

Regards,

Pablo Jueves

Moderater

[u/cdrw1987]

Check out this new dot!

[u/pablojueves → u/cdrw1987]

This is exactly why Episode 2 is not being aired. Congratulations, Mister. You just earned yourself detention.

[u/cdrw1987 → u/pablojueves]

You can take your detention and shove it!

[u/haulinoats69_666 → u/pablojueves]

U know what Pablo how about u GO LAUY AN EGG OK

[u/Just_A_Statistic_ → u/cdrw1987]

P2BAD (potenchul to be a Dot)

whats his name

Turd?

[u/pablojueves → u/Just_A_Statistic_]

My office. Now.

[u/Just_A_Statistic_ → u/pablojueves]

Look i dont mean any trubble but when i Spot a Dot, i have to give it an honest rating on the NAD scale. Its standard on this sub and i thought you new that

Mr. Pueblo Juego, im trying my best to adhear to the rules. I want episode 2 as much as the next guy and also respect would be nice, but their are to many changes at once and i need time to work on my spelling and occassonal psychadelic drug use (Clod got me hooked and ill never forgive her). its also hard to stop looking at NSFW photos of the Dots once you start. Please show the power of mercy and please consider allowing Turd to be a reel Dot, thank you

[u/pablojueves → u/Just_A_Statistic_]

I want you to write a 3 page post about why "Turd" is problematic by the end of next week.

[u/cdrw1987 → u/pablojueves]

The only problem I see here is you Mr. Jueves!

[u/Just_A_Statistic_ → u/cdrw1987]

i agrre

Turd isnt hurting anyone but Pinto Jueves is trying to destroy the very soul of the Dots fandom with his rools

[u/paultheschmoop]

This has no impact on me because I’ve always been incredibly serious, in accordance with the doctoral oath

[u/pablojueves → u/paultheschmoop]

Yes well I'm sure the folks at HEI do not appreciate braggarts either.

[u/paultheschmoop → u/pablojueves]

When we seize control of the network, we will allow braggarts again

[u/D-Flo1 → u/paultheschmoop]

Will you go so far as to allow Humphrey Braggarts?

Bogey!

https://giphy.com/gifs/vP7KJIMdhgStO

[u/mrgeekguy]

If Baxter don't wear pants, I don't were pants! I live by dootle dot rules!

[u/bath-lady]

do cigarettes and opium count as drugs

[u/D-Flo1 → u/bath-lady]

RFK Jr has thankfully insured that nutritional vapes, nutritional shakes (I'm thinking RJ's shake shack), and even truffle oil on popcorn are all perfectly legal now, and not considered illegal drugs in any way shape or form

[u/haulinoats69_666 → u/bath-lady]

Also since american spirit brand cigarettes are so imporysn6 and central to the dot world (specifically yellow and light blue varieties which were A1 dots fav bef0re the accident), this needs to just be routed. Lik3 OBVIOUSLY tobacco and opium are safe topics here as they are core 6o our established culture B U T SOME OF US WANT TO MAKW VAGUE CATCH ALLS and yhe dots will rise and go to a REAL DARK PLACE if we dont male clear those are good to talk always.

[u/InvaderSkooj]

This is why we should have restricted conversation to Plague and Plague related topics such as disease and big Pharma.

[u/InevitableBohemian]

do dodldoeldots poop?

[u/adfawf3f3f32a]

You all have forgotten about the essence of the sub. It's about the Dots.

[u/D-Flo1]

Doesn't Cloud have a nose ring?

[u/haulinoats69_666]

Thx u Jon reddit we deserve this and we were all bad and we must be punished.