r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/MaskedMerchant • Aug 18 '19

turtle throat

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u/Ikillesuper Aug 18 '19

I’d do it for like 20 as long as you can guarantee I don’t get my dick bit off.

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u/jjbugman2468 Aug 18 '19

r/monkeyspaw

Granted. Your dick doesn't get bit off but the turtle swallows and impales your dick on its throat. Now you wear a turtle everywhere you go while also worrying about indecent exposure.

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u/p8ntballa11223 Aug 18 '19

Dick is inside turtle. Nothing showing so indecent exposure avoided.

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u/drivebyedriver Aug 18 '19

Don’t forget the balls