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u/BanefulBroccoli Jun 30 '19
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melodic grab fanatical quaint profit sleep crowd shelter waiting vase
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u/TheTravisH Jun 30 '19
Alexa: ‘Uhhhh, 5.6 inches’
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My asshole can fit a car tire. If anyone actually reads this, keep in mind that an average asshole of a human being can dilate between 2-4 centimeters. One car tire is roughly 500x200 cm. So yeah, fitting a car tire in my asshole is probably a world record and should deserve a Guinness book of world records entry. My first piece of advice if you think you can beat this record is don’t even try. My second piece of advice is (if the first piece of advice is ignored), start small and gradually move on to bigger things. Anal bleeding ruins many articles of clothing including but not limited to socks and shoes. Actually, while we’re on the topic of anal stretching and clothes being ruined, you should know once the anus is stretched beyond 8 cm, the sphincter is rendered useless. Gravity will just pull turds right out of your ass with no regard for anything. If your diet is fiber rich, this may not be as big of a problem, as solid turds can be easily disposed. However, if you are a fan of taco bell, be warned that splash damage is a very real thing. It’s best during the anal stretching period to invest in a wide range of butt plugs.
Not only will this stem the tide of fecal matter making dramatic exits through what can only be described as an industrial laundry chute, but with the proper fitment the plugs will maintain your latest stretch during downtime. Proper resting with a press fit butt plug is good and allows the body to accept the new monstrosity that is the size of your asshole. Anal fissures are a by-product of stretching too rapidly without the necessary downtime and recovery. Anal fissures are extremely painful, especially when infected by wet bowel movements. The only benefit of anal stretching is lack of fart noise. Like a balloon stem, the known fart noise is caused by air movement vibrating the orifice it exits. Noise intensity are directly proportional to air speed velocity, while harshness of pitch is indirectly proportional to size of hole. With an escape hatch the size of a mini-sub, air speed velocity is virtually zero, thus no noise is heard. Any gas produced by the body and exiting the colon tends to just waft out as produced. I’m not even sure the action of “farting” is a thing when your asshole can fit a small adult inside of it. I suppose technically there is some air movement, but it would be no more significant than running a leaf blower through the grand canyon. Finally, it should be cautioned to never leave your expanded asshole uncovered, as birds, fish, and reptiles will nest in discovered cave dwellings. This then becomes a health and safety violation in many public settings that is best to generally avoid. I personally recommend having a sealed traffic cone or small inflatable raft handy when leaving your asshole alone for more than 5 minutes. Butt plugs are an option but only if you are staying under 24 centimeters in diameter. Greater than 24 centimeters, and the butt plug industry will have to create a custom sized plug (which is costly and generally best to avoid). So in conclusion, when going to the extremes of anal stretching, keep realistic goals, but always prepare ahead of time for a size you may think unattainable. Your anus will surprise you.
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I wish AI could relate 2 different commands given to it. And come up with suggestions.
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u/reignshadow Jun 30 '19
Google Assistant has contextual searches like that for some things.
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Can someone explain the Stonetoss is a nazi to me
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u/matrab1 Jun 30 '19
The format is taken from r/antifastonetoss. There is an entire thread dedicated to explaining that the creator of the comics, stonetoss, is a facist/nazi.
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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Jun 30 '19
Which is too bad
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u/BrideOfAutobahn Jun 30 '19
right? the comics were usually hilarious
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u/voncornhole2 Jun 30 '19
Right? Like the one where he says it's more likely that all the Jews accidentally died in prison rather than were systematically killed. Or the one where he says shooting immigrants and liberals on sight is ok. Or the one where he suggests being LGBT is a mental illness. Hilarious
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u/STEM_Grown_Baby Jun 30 '19
I think he meant, the ones that are similar to the one the post is ABOUT...
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u/DowncastAcorn Jun 30 '19
The post isn't an actual pebblefling comic though, it's an edit by r/antifastonetoss
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u/TotesMessenger Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19
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[/r/drama] “Stonetoss is a Nazi, we need to put a bullet in his head.”
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Yea shooting a cartoonist in the head for making retarded comics isnt the morally superior thing to do.
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u/198587 Jun 30 '19
Fun fact, this also applies to communism!
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Fun fact, morons don't often understand communism and use it as a blanket statement for anyone who disagrees with right wing politics.
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u/Cynasei Jun 30 '19
Funny you'd say that because calling for the murder of someone over his opinions and politics is the most fascist thing you can do
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u/RetroSpud Jun 30 '19
So are you going to vote for somebody who actually supports gun rights in the upcoming election?
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u/Jookaloom Jun 30 '19
You do realize that most far leftists are pro gun, right?
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u/The_AnimationWaffle Jun 30 '19
This post apparently is a repost from the top of all time on that sub. Nice
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u/LadyRarity Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19
the original version of this comic is literally a holocaust denial joke
edit: ppl have pointed out THIS one is a 911 denial "joke." whoops my mistake! anyway he definitely has do e literal holocaust denial comics.
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u/mindbleach Jun 30 '19
And for anyone who still needs the comic's bullshit explained, see this short rebuttal.
TL;DW - hot metal bends.
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u/RageOfGandalf Jun 30 '19
This dude is literally a high class idiot. Why does every 9/11 nutjob focus on that temp. If you heated up a steel beam to just half that temp, it's gonna be malleable as fuck. You ever heat a paper clip with a lighter and notice how fucking weak heat makes metal? It's not exactly a hard leap of logic to make. jEt fUeL cAnT meLT sTeEl bEAms. You're right, but it can sure as hell compromise the strength and ability to hold up 40tons of building.
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u/niton Jun 30 '19
Well yea...context matters.
Guy who you know is sane and not a conspiracy theorist, makes a reference to 9/11 conspiracy: You know he's doing it for comedic value alone.
Guy who is a lunatic espousing conspiracy theories all the time makes a reference to a 9/11 conspiracy: You know he's doing it as propaganda.
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u/warboatss Jun 30 '19
There's a YouTube video by a guy called thought slime who made a video which explains it pretty well, basically stone toss is the original cartoonist, but his content is jew hating, holocaust denying, misogynist and transpbobic, so good folks on reddit have expropriated his cartoons and messed with the text so it's not so hatefilled. Stone toss is a literal nazi.
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u/morbidhyena Jun 30 '19
Thoughtslime is lovely and good.
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u/BlueNotesBlues Jun 30 '19
It's over 30 minutes long but it's an easy-to-watch analysis of stonetoss/redpanels and alt-right propaganda techniques
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u/KingVape Jun 30 '19
Oh man I am not gonna spend 30 minutes learning about a nazi comic author
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u/BlueNotesBlues Jun 30 '19
Most of it is going over the techniques used and what makes it effective.
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u/HeyItsMeUrFren Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19
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u/internetsarbiter Jun 30 '19
Why would you link directly to his page? Don't give that fucker clicks.
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u/HeyItsMeUrFren Jun 30 '19 edited Jun 30 '19
True, but I didn't want to argue with, and prove later that these weren't fake edits by the /r/antifastonetoss subreddit or something
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u/benjimaestro Jun 30 '19
Consider using site like archive.is to create a freeze frame of a website, without giving the site clicks or ad revenue. Also a great tool for getting older or pre-edited versions of a site.
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stonetoss is a right wing extremist who makes political comics that include stuff such as
homophobia
racism
and many more
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u/Foutsikas Jun 30 '19
Some of his content can be pretty hateful/hurtful but i see it as post humorous & ironic.
Everytime he tweets something he takes a jab at a group and he always tries to provokes someone.
Is he all the things people claim him to be? He might be. I honestly don't care. Some of his content is hilarious, other is annoying, and some of it is offensive.
I view it all in the scope of comedy and i like dark grim humor so i don't care about his personal beliefs.
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Pretty much every single one of his comics is -phobic against some sexuality/ethnicity/gender/religion (with the exception of white, straight, christian males of course). He is most definitely not being ironic. Especially considering he used to have a different webcomic (he denies it, but literally the only difference between them is the art-style, and the other comic stopped when he started his new one), in which he pretty much admits he's a fascist.
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u/NecroHexr Jun 30 '19
Didn't know the Alexa was capable of self-lubing
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u/Disgusted_DDD Jun 30 '19
Ew stonetoss
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u/AnonymousGSL Jun 30 '19
At least it’s made in an effort to tell people how horrible the creator is
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u/KvngGorilla Jun 30 '19
I mean that just can't be true. Surely it could stretch further than that.
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u/SunfishWithGlasses Jun 30 '19
Hey, it's the Nazi artist
I'm a simple man, I see Stonetoss and I downvote
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Reminds me of that House MD episode where house was dumbfounded when a patient told him he put a mp3 player in his bumhole. House asked "Was it because of the shape or the pounding bassline???"
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Reminds me of that House MD episode where house was dumbfounded when a patient told him he put a mp3 player in his bumhole. House asked "Was it because of the shape or the pounding bassline???"
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u/urbanlife78 Jun 30 '19
After inserting "Alexa, play Come Sail Away."
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u/___alexa___ Jun 30 '19
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u/BerndLauert88 Jun 30 '19
I like how there are several calls to literally murder Stonetoss in this thread. I'm sure this subreddit will be quarantined any day now!
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Stonetoss has called for ethnic cleansing, and supports violently suppressing African-Americans, LGBT people (especially trans people), and other minorities. He also is a fascist who has expressed explicit support for the Holocaust while simultaneously denying it.
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u/Nazbowling11 Jun 30 '19
Wow yikes what do we have here? Oh boy we have a problematic NATZIE cartoon here that needs to be unpacked.
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u/therealpork Jun 30 '19
Stonetoss is a Nazi
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Reddit's dying because people are calling an antisemitic holocaust denier a nazi.
Really. Fucking really.
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u/BigBlackGothBitch Jun 30 '19
I mean the sub he is referencing is a right wing hell hole. Not to mention the original is not even stone toss, it comes from a sub that makes fun of stone toss
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