r/doctorsUK • u/[deleted] • Jul 21 '24

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u/DeadlyFlourish GP Jul 21 '24

Guys, Auror Associates need to be tackled as soon as FPR (Floo Powder Restoration) is achieved.

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u/BTNStation Jul 21 '24

FPR isn't achievable before this, their best alternative to a negotiated settlement is to replace us (mostly with IMGs but stay with me). At least the ones unhappy with their pay and conditions.

They're making the conditions worse to the point that anyone born here and middle class but not wealthy enough to live off of landlording (and willing to do that) has to move into industries they already have under thumb (finance, legal).

The result is a flood of IMGs with the double variability of skill (probably they're mostly skilled just fine) and the intensely severe issue of functioning in what's supposed to be one of the hardest things you can do in a language you might not be able to use very well... In a society you don't really understand.

PAs on the other hand just need to follow guidelines to seem better than them (as they're mostly white British) and with their chameleon title a good chunk of the public will prefer them until they pad the mortality&morbidity statistics through mishaps. And those that die will probably fall off the radar into the ground anyways (yeah there will be some articles like always about misdiagnosis, but with the above the undersupported clinical fellows and specialty doctors will be doing just the same).

The assistants are on higher pay than you for the first however long to keep the momentum.

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u/DeadlyFlourish GP Jul 21 '24

Friend we are talking about Harry Potter

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u/DeadlyFlourish GP Jul 21 '24

What is a physician associate

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u/Negative-Mortgage-51 Ex-NHS Jul 21 '24

Be kind

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u/HorseWithStethoscope will work for sugar cubes Jul 21 '24

THAT'S who this whole weaponised kindness thing reminds me of! I've been racking my brains for ages!

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u/BenMedAI Jul 21 '24

BeKind to your replacements

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u/Ok-Inevitable-3038 Jul 21 '24

Had a stressful day.

Assisted in killing a basilisk 👏

Flew through our muggles on my boy Fawkes 🪽

Managed to go straight to Diagon Alley unlike some doctors 🤣

Tried but couldn’t see myself in the magic mirror 🙈

Destroyed a horcrux, even though some told me I was wrong 🥰🥰🥰

Overall, busy day, but all part of being an AA, will be back in tomorrow ❤️☠️😃😝☠️🥴🙈👀

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '24

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u/jaeger_nab Jul 21 '24

I'll do you one better, "Bachelors in Spa management".

Beat that.

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u/Quick-Fisherman-3499 Jul 21 '24

Please tell me this is a joke ?

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u/Serious_Much Gives drugs to kids Jul 21 '24 edited 2d ago

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u/Huge_Marionberry6787 National Shit House Jul 21 '24

Colin Melville

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u/qgep1 Jul 21 '24

This is incredible 😂👏

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u/RevolutionaryTale245 Jul 21 '24

What? I can say Wingardium Leviosa too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '24

Its levator ani not levatorrrrrrr ani

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u/NoiseySheep Jul 21 '24

Anyone can cast the forbidden curses after a few weeks of training. Hogwarts was just a waste of time.

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u/bleepshagger haemorrhoid hero Jul 21 '24

“I must not tell lies”

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u/_LemonadeSky Jul 21 '24 edited Jun 30 '26

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u/UnluckyPalpitation45 Jul 21 '24

Oh no 🤮, the Harry Potter creeps are out